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The Boss asks Carol to ask Dilbert to add "walk the talk" to his presentation.
Management, walk the talk, presentation, walkie-talkie, big bucks, paycheque, Boss, Carol, Dilbert

Phil offers Dilbert a choice of punishments for his sins, wealth and ineffectiveness or poverty and appreciation.
Office Politics, heck, insufficient light, pay, poverty, appreciation, pitchspoon, telecommute, Phil, Dilbert, Wally

A security guard screens Dilbert.
Corporate Services, security, Pentium, fragmented disk, optimise, Brainitor, Dilbert

Dogbert asks Dilbert his opinion on time.
Family, time, discrete events, perception, magazine, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert and Wally discuss their rank in the company.
Engineer, pond scum, status, torment, vendor, brochure, Dilbert, Wally, sales rep

Dilbert and Wally torment a vendor.
Engineer, bidding, vendor, vendor challenge course, t-shirt, hula hoop, Wally, Dilbert, sales rep

Dilbert's Mom found Dilbert's father in a restaurant.
Family, father, restaurant, all you can eat, booth, telephone, Dilbert's Mom, Dilbert

Liz learns Dilbert's father has been found.
Family, father, restaurant, burrito, all you can eat, kidding, Liz, Dilbert

Dogbert sets up a "Dogbert Gullible Friends Hotline".
Dogbert-Schemes, 900 telephone number, gullible, hot line, advertisement, television, swami hat, Dilbert, Dogbert

Liz shows Dilbert a pyrophoric substance.
Personal, advanced materials, pyrophoric, gender, injury, cloud, scorch, burn, Liz, Dilbert

Dogbert designs a new logo for the company.
Dogbert-Schemes, consultant, logo, coffee, design, brown ring of quality, coffee cup, Boss, Dogbert, Dilbert, Alice

Dogbert shows the new logo to Dilbert and Alice.
Dogbert-Schemes, logo, coffee, sloppy, opinion, coffee cup, Dogbert, Dilbert, Alice

Wally says the objectives are unclear and the mission statement is gibberish.
Management, objectives, mission statement, urgent, insane, Wally, Boss, Alice, Dilbert

Wally enjoys being insane.
Office Politics, insane, understaffed, work smarter not harder, healing, cardboard box, plant, underwear, Wally, Dilbert

The Garbageman helps Dilbert over his depression.
Health, depressed, drug, exercise, mental health, antidepressant, trashcan, Garbageman, Dilbert

The Boss decides to downsize Dilbert to keep the value of his stock options up.
Management, downsize, stock options, movie, popcorn, team building, recreation, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

Wally updates the Boss on the status of his action item.
Meeting, action item, estimate, status, Wally, Boss, Dilbert, Alice

Ten injury-free days at the company comes to an ironic end.
Health, injury, chair, injury-free, irony, Dilbert, man

Chair safety training for all when somebody falls of his chair.
Health, chair, chair safety training, training, presentation, head stand, spin, acrobat, Boss, Alice, Wally

Carol enrols the Boss in Clown College.
Management, quality, college, clown college, secretaries day, prerequisite, Boss, Carol

Dilbert has buns of steel.
Health, buns of steel, video, steel, weight, magnet, hardness, firmness, muscle tone, Dilbert, Liz

Wally tests his theory about employee suggestions.
Office Politics, employee suggestion, idea, pencil, Wally, Boss, Dilbert

Dilbert creates software to be a mentor for Asok.
Office Politics, mentor, automentor, job satisfaction, accomplishment, resume, massage, stain, hopelessness, artificial intelligence, Dilbert, Asok

Alice sets some achievable objectives for herself.
Management, objectives, measurable, torso, vital organ, warning, Alice, Boss, Wally

Dilbert thinks about what to do next.
Productivity, quality initiative, joke, cubicle, co-worker, Dilbert

Dogbert proposes providing day care.
Start of saga: Dogbert provides day care.
Dogbert-Schemes, day care, duct tape, slobber, Boss, Dogbert

Dogbert gathers requirements for his proposed day care.
Dogbert-Schemes, day care, child labour, illegal alien, garment, slave labour, discount, Dogbert, Alice

Dogbert's free range day care is implemented.
Dogbert-Schemes, day care, plan, free range, evil troll, free range, economical, PowerPoint, Dogbert, kid

The Boss improves employee satisfaction in his department.
Leadership, employee satisfaction, survey, satisfaction task force, Boss, Dilbert, Alice

Dilbert's new D-Chip filters television's violence, dishonesty and sexual innuendo.
Technology, D-Chip, television, violence, dishonesty, sexual innuendo, weather, news, sports, drama, comedy, commercial, advertisement, gizmo, tool, Dilbert, Dogbert