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1996-06-01
The Boss asks Carol to ask Dilbert to add "walk the talk" to his presentation.
Management, walk the talk, presentation, walkie-talkie, big bucks, paycheque, Boss, Carol, Dilbert

1996-06-02
Phil offers Dilbert a choice of punishments for his sins, wealth and ineffectiveness or poverty and appreciation.
Office Politics, heck, insufficient light, pay, poverty, appreciation, pitchspoon, telecommute, Phil, Dilbert, Wally

1996-06-03
A security guard screens Dilbert.
Corporate Services, security, Pentium, fragmented disk, optimise, Brainitor, Dilbert

1996-06-04
Dogbert asks Dilbert his opinion on time.
Family, time, discrete events, perception, magazine, Dogbert, Dilbert

1996-06-05
Dilbert and Wally discuss their rank in the company.
Engineer, pond scum, status, torment, vendor, brochure, Dilbert, Wally, sales rep

1996-06-06
Dilbert and Wally torment a vendor.
Engineer, bidding, vendor, vendor challenge course, t-shirt, hula hoop, Wally, Dilbert, sales rep

1996-06-07
Dilbert's Mom found Dilbert's father in a restaurant.
Family, father, restaurant, all you can eat, booth, telephone, Dilbert's Mom, Dilbert

1996-06-08
Liz learns Dilbert's father has been found.
Family, father, restaurant, burrito, all you can eat, kidding, Liz, Dilbert

1996-06-09
Dogbert sets up a "Dogbert Gullible Friends Hotline".
Dogbert-Schemes, 900 telephone number, gullible, hot line, advertisement, television, swami hat, Dilbert, Dogbert

1996-06-10
Liz shows Dilbert a pyrophoric substance.
Personal, advanced materials, pyrophoric, gender, injury, cloud, scorch, burn, Liz, Dilbert

1996-06-11
Dogbert designs a new logo for the company.
Dogbert-Schemes, consultant, logo, coffee, design, brown ring of quality, coffee cup, Boss, Dogbert, Dilbert, Alice

1996-06-12
Dogbert shows the new logo to Dilbert and Alice.
Dogbert-Schemes, logo, coffee, sloppy, opinion, coffee cup, Dogbert, Dilbert, Alice

1996-06-13
Wally says the objectives are unclear and the mission statement is gibberish.
Management, objectives, mission statement, urgent, insane, Wally, Boss, Alice, Dilbert

1996-06-14
Wally enjoys being insane.
Office Politics, insane, understaffed, work smarter not harder, healing, cardboard box, plant, underwear, Wally, Dilbert

1996-06-15
The Garbageman helps Dilbert over his depression.
Health, depressed, drug, exercise, mental health, antidepressant, trashcan, Garbageman, Dilbert

1996-06-16
The Boss decides to downsize Dilbert to keep the value of his stock options up.
Management, downsize, stock options, movie, popcorn, team building, recreation, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

1996-06-17
Wally updates the Boss on the status of his action item.
Meeting, action item, estimate, status, Wally, Boss, Dilbert, Alice

1996-06-18
Ten injury-free days at the company comes to an ironic end.
Health, injury, chair, injury-free, irony, Dilbert, man

1996-06-19
Chair safety training for all when somebody falls of his chair.
Health, chair, chair safety training, training, presentation, head stand, spin, acrobat, Boss, Alice, Wally

1996-06-20
Carol enrols the Boss in Clown College.
Management, quality, college, clown college, secretaries day, prerequisite, Boss, Carol

1996-06-21
Dilbert has buns of steel.
Health, buns of steel, video, steel, weight, magnet, hardness, firmness, muscle tone, Dilbert, Liz

1996-06-22
Wally tests his theory about employee suggestions.
Office Politics, employee suggestion, idea, pencil, Wally, Boss, Dilbert

1996-06-23
Dilbert creates software to be a mentor for Asok.
Office Politics, mentor, automentor, job satisfaction, accomplishment, resume, massage, stain, hopelessness, artificial intelligence, Dilbert, Asok

1996-06-24
Alice sets some achievable objectives for herself.
Management, objectives, measurable, torso, vital organ, warning, Alice, Boss, Wally

1996-06-25
Dilbert thinks about what to do next.
Productivity, quality initiative, joke, cubicle, co-worker, Dilbert

1996-06-26
Dogbert proposes providing day care.
Start of saga: Dogbert provides day care.
Dogbert-Schemes, day care, duct tape, slobber, Boss, Dogbert

1996-06-27
Dogbert gathers requirements for his proposed day care.
Dogbert-Schemes, day care, child labour, illegal alien, garment, slave labour, discount, Dogbert, Alice

1996-06-28
Dogbert's free range day care is implemented.
Dogbert-Schemes, day care, plan, free range, evil troll, free range, economical, PowerPoint, Dogbert, kid

1996-06-29
The Boss improves employee satisfaction in his department.
Leadership, employee satisfaction, survey, satisfaction task force, Boss, Dilbert, Alice

1996-06-30
Dilbert's new D-Chip filters television's violence, dishonesty and sexual innuendo.
Technology, D-Chip, television, violence, dishonesty, sexual innuendo, weather, news, sports, drama, comedy, commercial, advertisement, gizmo, tool, Dilbert, Dogbert