Wally asks Alice to test his reactions after watching a sexual harassment video.
Office Politics, sexual harassment, evolution, video, sexy, ignore, coffee cup, Wally, Alice
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Dilbert tells the Boss the token fell out of his token ring network connection.
Technology, network connection, token ring, Ethernet, network cable, local area network, LAN, Dilbert, Wally, Boss
The Boss eliminates a few steps in order to hit the market window.
Management, market window, market research, technical testing, overhead, bird, Dilbert, Boss, Alice
Wally presents his budget estimates to the Boss.
Budget, indecision, capital, orgy, acquisition, Wally, Boss
The Boss asks Dilbert to move cubicles so the group will form a square pattern.
Management, cubicle, square pattern, downtime, downsize, symmetry, business card, Boss, Dilbert
Wally lowers the quality of his work to match his salary.
Office Politics, compensation, quality of work, raise, equilibrium, salary, Wally, Boss, Alice, Dilbert
Catbert describes the company's new cafeteria style benefits.
Benefits, cafeteria, health care, entree, diagnosis, cannibalism, Catbert, Alice, Dilbert, Wally
Dogbert wants to try his paw at being a career counsellor.
Start of saga: Dogbert becomes a career counsellor.
Dogbert-Schemes, career counsellor, advice, self-reliant, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert counsels Wally his employer wont take care of him forever.
Dogbert-Schemes, career counsellor, training, pension, sourball, marble, raise, jar, Dogbert, Wally
Dogbert helps a man decide between a career of doctor or serial killer.
Dogbert-Schemes, career counsellor, organs, doctor, serial killer, Dogbert, man
Tina wants to become a famous novelist.
Dogbert-Schemes, career counsellor, technical writer, novelist, witty, e-mail, publish, book, author, Tina, Dogbert
The company tries to contain costs by limiting access to office supplies.
Management, cost containment, office supplies, cabinet, honesty, secretary, Boss, vice president, Asok, Wally, Dilbert
The boss announces the company is being bought by a rival.
Start of saga: A rival company buys Dilbert's company.
Management, rival, bought out, layoff, skull, spine, skeleton, engineer, Boss, Alice, Wally, Dilbert
The staff will be reduced after the merger.
Management, rival, merger, bald, furniture, redundant, Wally, Dilbert, man, Alice
Dilbert becomes paralysed with fear of the pending merger.
Leadership, merger, paralyse, fear, inert, rigor mortis, potluck, unmotivated, motivation, morale, Dilbert, Boss
The rival company asks for the Boss's proprietary information.
Management, merger, due diligence, proprietary, information, maniacal laugh, competition, Boss
Alice reveals secrets to the rival company.
Management, merger, secret, class action suit, asbestos, Alice, man
Dogbert complains about diversity not covering him.
Family, diversity, smart, dolt, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert analyses people's dreams.
Dogbert-Schemes, dream analysis, moron, data compression, gullible, opera singer, anti-rust sealant, extended warranty, lease, Dogbert, Wally, Dilbert, Boss, man, woman
Dogbert wonders whether people are worthy of his leadership.
Family, supreme ruler, leadership, ego, worthy, Dogbert, Dilbert
A new policy forbids weapons or violence in the workplace.
Policy, weapon, violence, permit, benefits, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
The Boss complains about the stacks of paper on Alice's desk.
Policy, paper, clean desk, ergonomics, Boss, Alice, Wally
Ratbert taunts Dilbert about how he works, but his net worth remains constant.
Family, work, net worth, Ratbert, Dilbert
Wally misunderstands the act of petting a cat.
Office Politics, cat, petting, benefits, lunch, selfish, vending machine, Wally, Dilbert, Alice
Alice "rejoices" over receiving a small raise.
Management, raise, expectations, small raise, Alice, Dilbert, Wally
Business language is translated into every day English.
Management, business language, competitive, core business, empower, re-engineer, training, market driven, valuable asset, crown, kick, window, bone, skull, humour, Wally, Dilbert, Boss, Alice, cannibal, marketeer
The Boss takes the last cup of coffee and doesn't make more.
Office Politics, coffee, brother, heck, golden boy, coffee maker, coffee pot, pitchspoon, refrigerator, Boss, Phil
Phil and the Boss discuss their career choices.
Marketing, manager, minor sins, Proctor and Gamble, home-exercise spoons, sandwich, pitchspoon, lunch, Phil, Boss
Phil markets his home exercise spoon.
Marketing, exerspoon, exercise, store, advertisement, television, pitchspoon, Phil
A co-worker assigns work to Dilbert.
Office Politics, assignment, waste paper, co-worker, boss, trashcan, analysis, man, Dilbert
Wally is asked to provide input on a paper.
Office Politics, review, ignorage, pile, paper, Wally, man