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1996-01-01
Complaints about Tina bring the introduction of Antina the non-stereotypical woman.
Feminism, stereotype, opinion, character, tech writer, female, balance, math, Dogbert, Antina, Tina

1996-01-02
Antina demonstrates her non-stereotypical nature: pickiness about specs, coffee machine tinkering.
Note: Dilbert's tie lays flat.
Feminism, stereotype, tie lays flat, monitor, coffee machine, Antina, Dilbert

1996-01-03
Ted really isn't smart enough to grow a beard: it comes out pointy on his forehead -- he's a manager.
Leadership, manager, intelligence, beard, forehead, Dilbert, Wally, Ted, Boss

1996-01-04
Ted is promoted to manager for growing a pointy beard from his forehead.
Leadership, manager, beard, opinion, forehead, punish, Boss, Ted, Alice, Dilbert

1996-01-05
Ted wants to pick a "pet" employee -- Alice pushes him down the stairs.
Leadership, manager, beard, pet, murder, forehead, spin, stairs, Ted, Alice, Dilbert

1996-01-06
Ted is now a "lifeless evil entity" just in time for performance reviews.
Leadership, manager, performance review, evil entity, injury, stairs, soul, Boss, Ted

1996-01-07
Despite plenty of space, Dilbert must share his cubicle because the Boss is charged for space used.
Corporate Services, cubicle, roommate, baked beans, doom, good news, office, finance department, false savings, square dance, stereo, cowboy hat, Boss, Dilbert, cowboy

1996-01-08
It hurts Alice at the performance review she killed Ted and he became an evil entity.
Leadership, performance review, evil entity, stairs, tail, forked tongue, fang, cross, crucifix, politics, Ted, Alice, Dilbert

1996-01-09
Dogbert advises a stake through Ted's heart; Alice has enthusiasm for the plan.
Leadership, evil entity, stake, possessed, advice, heart, Dilbert, Alice, Dogbert

1996-01-10
Alice can't hit Ted's "raisin size" heart with several pens; asks Wally for more.
Leadership, evil entity, stake, heart, possessed, demon, pen, Dilbert, Wally, Alice, Ted

1996-01-11
Dilbert doesn't want to give out his credit card number over the Internet, but is perfectly happy giving it to the waitress.
Technology, society, Internet, credit card, unscrupulous, fur coat, restaurant, dating, common sense, wine, Dilbert, Liz, waitress

1996-01-12
Camping Carl comes to visit Dilbert.
Office Politics, visit, monologue, laugh, escape tunnel, woe, trapdoor, cubicle, Camping Carl, Dilbert

1996-01-13
Wally races to the shared laser printer to get his printout before anyone sees it.
Office Politics, laser printer, Apollo 13, invention, cursor, resume, Wally, Alice, Dilbert

1996-01-14
Wally complains about the Boss's bad estimating.
Project, management, estimate, resource, leadership, budget, incompetence, status report, performance, defence, offence, schedule, productivity, expectation, Wally, Boss, Dilbert

1996-01-15
Dogbert creates "Dogbert 2000," an operating system remarkably similar to Windows 95.
Start of saga: Dogbert 2000, an operating system.
Dogbert-Schemes, computer, software company, Dogbert 2000, Windows 95, operating system, Microsoft, logo, Dogbert, Dilbert

1996-01-16
Dogbert plans to dance and gloat after he makes his billions from his software company.
Dogbert-Schemes, computer, software company, dance, rich, obnoxious, charity, fine arts, song, Dogbert, Dilbert

1996-01-17
Dogbert wants a computer vendor to bundle his operating system... or else.
Dogbert-Schemes, computer, Dogbert 2000, bundle, unit, market, product, Bill Gates, glasses, Dogbert, computer vendor

1996-01-18
Dogbert meets with software developers to tell them about his operating system, Dogbert 2000. The developers are more interested in his toys.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert 2000, developer, market, toy, industry, computer, silicon, foam, plastic, presentation, projector, laptop computer, gizmo, Dogbert

1996-01-19
Dogbert says he's happy about his empire getting him twenty billion dollars.
Dogbert-Schemes, computer, software empire, Dogbert 2000, wealth, happy, sunset, license, digital rights, Dogbert, Dilbert

1996-01-20
Bob babysat the Morton triplets, even though it wasn't easy to juggle them.
Family, babysit, triplet, juggle, scream, toddler, ceiling fan, telephone, Dogbert, Bob, Dilbert

1996-01-21
Catbert requires everyone to strap a broom to their buttocks.
Personnel, human resources, director, e-mail, janitor, broom, buttock, marketing, cookie, diabolical, Catbert, Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Boss, marketeer

1996-01-22
The Boss announces the top ten percent of employees will get bonuses.
Management, compensation plan, bonus, resignation, impact, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

1996-01-23
Dilbert creates technology to prevent kids from seeing porn on the Internet.
Technology, smut, porn, Internet, intelligence, sex drive, snowball, hell, hat, teenager, Dilbert, Dogbert

1996-01-24
Dilbert gets Matt to test his pornography blocker.
Technology, test, porn, dirty picture, Internet, curious, brilliant, eyeball, pop, Dilbert, Alice, Matt

1996-01-25
The Boss asks Dogbert to get rid of their most troublesome customers.
Tech Support, trouble, customer, cost, service, injury, unpack, Boss, Dogbert, Alice, Wally

1996-01-26
Dogbert gives the technical support group an unlisted phone number.
Tech Support, service, cost, unlisted telephone number, e-mail, friend, presentation, projector, laptop computer, Dogbert, Boss, Wally

1996-01-27
Dilbert complains to the Boss they either dace a lawsuit or a useless product.
Management, vendor, television, lawsuit, choice, request, impractical, solution, Dilbert, Boss

1996-01-28
Dogbert helps write job requirements for Dilbert's job.
Downsizing, job requirement, apply, loyalty, micro manage, cynicism, abnormal, cubicle, physical, Dilbert, Dogbert

1996-01-29
The Boss announces they won the bid for the air traffic control systems.
Start of saga: Air traffic control system project.
Project, bid, air traffic control, celebration, stock, bus, telephone, Boss, Wally, Alice, Dilbert

1996-01-30
Dogbert leads the air traffic control project.
Project, Dogbert Consulting Company, leadership, attitude, chum, intelligence, leadership, Boss, Wally, Dogbert

1996-01-31
Wally writes program code for the new air traffic control system.
Project, software, program, code, reuse, payroll, air traffic control, lunch, pay day, Wally, Dilbert, Alice