Tip: You can download the DSI, which is the source for these strip descriptions. It's at the downloads page.

The Boss gives training material to the tech support folks.
Tech Support, ship product, training, monk, training material, Pig Latin, fight, Boss, tech support person

Dogbert's Detective Agency videotapes the Boss's orders for later proof.
Dogbert-Schemes, orders, detective, happiness, advertisement, television, camcorder, video camera, video tape, Dogbert, Dilbert, Boss, Ratbert

The janitor describes to Alice how he gets overtime pay.
Overwork, overtime, pay, fishing, stimulation, vacuum cleaner, exempt, Alice, janitor

A sales rep hypes her looks as a selling feature.
Start of saga: An attractive sales rep sways Dilbert and Wally.
Sales, vendor, inferior technology, attractive, field support, brochure, sales rep, Dilbert, Wally

Alice complains about selecting a vendor because of the sales rep's looks.
Sales, vendor, field engineer, maintenance, Alice, Wally

Dogbert goes right to the Boss to sell hardware at half price.
Sales, vendor, sales, hardware, contract, price sheet, upgrade, Dogbert, Boss

Dilbert complains to the Boss he bought a low-cost system instead of the recommended one.
Sales, hardware, low cost, objectives, fired, bonus, Dilbert, Boss

Dogbert flaunts his new power over the engineers.
Sales, hardware, power, upgrade, multi-vendor, take a number, ear, Dogbert, Wally

Dogbert explains the low cost system must be upgraded.
Sales, low cost, under-powered, upgrade, lease, contract, Dogbert, Boss

Dogbert, help desk operator, explains how to make a pie chart.
Tech Support, help desk, pie chart, manual, reengineer, telephone headset, oven, flour, bake, novel, Dogbert, man

The Boss wants a letter e-mailed, faxed and mailed.
Management, e-mail, fax, mail, paperless office, clueless, Boss, secretary

The Boss asks for status reports from the engineers.
Management, status report, communication, acronym, monotone, meeting, idealise, Boss, Wally

Dilbert buys a modem, but the salesman doesn't want to sell.
Sales, modem, specs, interface, commission, computer store, shelf, gizmo, cash register, Dilbert, sales rep, cashier

A senior associate starts to realise what job she really does.
Secretary, senior associate, clerical, employee, secretary, Dilbert, secretary

Wally and Dilbert compare their jobs to religious initiates.
Management, religion, initiative, task, ego, bow, prostrate, worship, Wally, Dilbert, Boss

Dogbert describes his secret handshake.
Dogbert-Schemes, handshake, ruling class, DNRC, Dogbert, Ratbert

The Boss explains to Alice policy requires vacation days to be used.
Management, vacation, policy, project, meeting, kudos, artificial, target, mutual exclusion, frustration, superstar, Boss, Alice, Wally

The new company slogan is "Everybody is in Sales".
Sales, slogan, friend, meeting, Boss, Alice, Wally, Dilbert

Dilbert tries to sell a primary rate circuit to his Mom.
Sales, primary rate circuit, frame relay, web server, sewing room, packet data, tough sale, Dilbert, Dilbert's Mom

Dilbert brings Dogbert in for the "Bring your Dog To Work Day".
Family, dog, bring your dog to work, firewall, personnel records, hack, security, Alice, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert hacks into the payroll computer to give Dilbert a raise.
Administration, payroll, hack, ethics, raise, quality of work, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert says promotions happen because of failure.
Management, business plan, failure, promotion, cynicism, success, experience, blush, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert asks for an additional ten million dollars.
Management, project, failure, recognition, breath mints, Dilbert, Boss, Wally, Dogbert

Dilbert wonders why there is so much typing for a flight check-in.
Bureaucracy, vacation, airline, reservation, seat assignment, ear, boarding pass, luggage, goddess of flight, author, novel, Dilbert, ticket agent, Dogbert

Wally gets a 900 phone number to give advice.
Entrepreneur, 900 telephone number, advice, voicemail, Wally, Dilbert

Wally presents his living document.
Management, living document, update, document, meeting, Wally, Boss, Alice, Dilbert

Dilbert cleans his cubicle.
Office Politics, tidy, cubicle, maid, fantasy, dust rag, spray cleaner, trash, cleanliness, Dilbert, Alice

Dogbert proclaims himself King Dogbert, ruler of the Internet.
Dogbert-Schemes, king, Internet, individuality, bathrobe, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert registers software by modem.
Technology, software, registration, modem, credit card, virus, marketing, shotgun, shell, ammo, ammunition, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert issues a correction about the term "Ant Farm".
Law, correction, ant farm, law school, habitat, Dogbert, Dilbert

The Boss wants to run the inventory database over the e-mail system.
Technology, inventory database, e-mail, stupid, nuclear power, explanation, good, evil, Boss, Dilbert, Wally