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1995-12-01
The Boss gives training material to the tech support folks.
Tech Support, ship product, training, monk, training material, Pig Latin, fight, Boss, tech support person

1995-12-02
Dogbert's Detective Agency videotapes the Boss's orders for later proof.
Dogbert-Schemes, orders, detective, happiness, advertisement, television, camcorder, video camera, video tape, Dogbert, Dilbert, Boss, Ratbert

1995-12-03
The janitor describes to Alice how he gets overtime pay.
Overwork, overtime, pay, fishing, stimulation, vacuum cleaner, exempt, Alice, janitor

1995-12-04
A sales rep hypes her looks as a selling feature.
Start of saga: An attractive sales rep sways Dilbert and Wally.
Sales, vendor, inferior technology, attractive, field support, brochure, sales rep, Dilbert, Wally

1995-12-05
Alice complains about selecting a vendor because of the sales rep's looks.
Sales, vendor, field engineer, maintenance, Alice, Wally

1995-12-06
Dogbert goes right to the Boss to sell hardware at half price.
Sales, vendor, sales, hardware, contract, price sheet, upgrade, Dogbert, Boss

1995-12-07
Dilbert complains to the Boss he bought a low-cost system instead of the recommended one.
Sales, hardware, low cost, objectives, fired, bonus, Dilbert, Boss

1995-12-08
Dogbert flaunts his new power over the engineers.
Sales, hardware, power, upgrade, multi-vendor, take a number, ear, Dogbert, Wally

1995-12-09
Dogbert explains the low cost system must be upgraded.
Sales, low cost, under-powered, upgrade, lease, contract, Dogbert, Boss

1995-12-10
Dogbert, help desk operator, explains how to make a pie chart.
Tech Support, help desk, pie chart, manual, reengineer, telephone headset, oven, flour, bake, novel, Dogbert, man

1995-12-11
The Boss wants a letter e-mailed, faxed and mailed.
Management, e-mail, fax, mail, paperless office, clueless, Boss, secretary

1995-12-12
The Boss asks for status reports from the engineers.
Management, status report, communication, acronym, monotone, meeting, idealise, Boss, Wally

1995-12-13
Dilbert buys a modem, but the salesman doesn't want to sell.
Sales, modem, specs, interface, commission, computer store, shelf, gizmo, cash register, Dilbert, sales rep, cashier

1995-12-14
A senior associate starts to realise what job she really does.
Secretary, senior associate, clerical, employee, secretary, Dilbert, secretary

1995-12-15
Wally and Dilbert compare their jobs to religious initiates.
Management, religion, initiative, task, ego, bow, prostrate, worship, Wally, Dilbert, Boss

1995-12-16
Dogbert describes his secret handshake.
Dogbert-Schemes, handshake, ruling class, DNRC, Dogbert, Ratbert

1995-12-17
The Boss explains to Alice policy requires vacation days to be used.
Management, vacation, policy, project, meeting, kudos, artificial, target, mutual exclusion, frustration, superstar, Boss, Alice, Wally

1995-12-18
The new company slogan is "Everybody is in Sales".
Sales, slogan, friend, meeting, Boss, Alice, Wally, Dilbert

1995-12-19
Dilbert tries to sell a primary rate circuit to his Mom.
Sales, primary rate circuit, frame relay, web server, sewing room, packet data, tough sale, Dilbert, Dilbert's Mom

1995-12-20
Dilbert brings Dogbert in for the "Bring your Dog To Work Day".
Family, dog, bring your dog to work, firewall, personnel records, hack, security, Alice, Dilbert, Dogbert

1995-12-21
Dogbert hacks into the payroll computer to give Dilbert a raise.
Administration, payroll, hack, ethics, raise, quality of work, Dilbert, Dogbert

1995-12-22
Dogbert says promotions happen because of failure.
Management, business plan, failure, promotion, cynicism, success, experience, blush, Dogbert, Dilbert

1995-12-23
Dilbert asks for an additional ten million dollars.
Management, project, failure, recognition, breath mints, Dilbert, Boss, Wally, Dogbert

1995-12-24
Dilbert wonders why there is so much typing for a flight check-in.
Bureaucracy, vacation, airline, reservation, seat assignment, ear, boarding pass, luggage, goddess of flight, author, novel, Dilbert, ticket agent, Dogbert

1995-12-25
Wally gets a 900 phone number to give advice.
Entrepreneur, 900 telephone number, advice, voicemail, Wally, Dilbert

1995-12-26
Wally presents his living document.
Management, living document, update, document, meeting, Wally, Boss, Alice, Dilbert

1995-12-27
Dilbert cleans his cubicle.
Office Politics, tidy, cubicle, maid, fantasy, dust rag, spray cleaner, trash, cleanliness, Dilbert, Alice

1995-12-28
Dogbert proclaims himself King Dogbert, ruler of the Internet.
Dogbert-Schemes, king, Internet, individuality, bathrobe, Dogbert, Dilbert

1995-12-29
Dilbert registers software by modem.
Technology, software, registration, modem, credit card, virus, marketing, shotgun, shell, ammo, ammunition, Dilbert, Dogbert

1995-12-30
Dogbert issues a correction about the term "Ant Farm".
Law, correction, ant farm, law school, habitat, Dogbert, Dilbert

1995-12-31
The Boss wants to run the inventory database over the e-mail system.
Technology, inventory database, e-mail, stupid, nuclear power, explanation, good, evil, Boss, Dilbert, Wally