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Catbert tells Wally about the new reporting structure with different bosses.
Start of saga: Wally is assigned to two bosses.
Administration, human resources, sadism, boss, dotted line, status report, stapler, suicide, objectives, Catbert, Wally

Dilbert consoles Wally after Wally gets assigned two bosses.
Management, dotted line, report, rival, double-agent, execute, capture, Dilbert, Wally

Dogbert provides paintings for the office walls.
Start of saga: Dogbert Corporate Art Source
Corporate Services, art, painting, wall, frame, pound, weight, art catalogue, brochure, Dogbert, Boss

Dogbert describes his art supply contract.
Corporate Services, contract, art, bid, search, painting, paint brush, paint pallet, beret, school, Dilbert, Dogbert, Ratbert, Bob, artist

The Boss wants Dilbert to add a date to each page of the presentation package.
Management, presentation, date, transparency, error, brain, explain, Dilbert, Boss

Ratbert offers his services as a personal digital assistant.
Technology, personal digital assistant, pen, message, handwriting, PDA, stomach, Ratbert, Dilbert

ISO 9000 requires the coffee maker be labelled.
ISO 9000, coffee machine, label, sign, Dilbert, stupid label guy

Dilbert says his new user product still has problems.
Management, project, yellow light, lock up, fiction, manual, Dummies book, interface, Dilbert, Boss, Alice, Wally

Saint Dogbert attacks an over-promoted database guru spouting useless concepts.
Technology, demon, stupid, guru, database, code, bishop hat, sceptre, suspenders, monster, source code, programmer, database guru, Saint Dogbert

The Boss asks Dilbert how long it will take to fix problems in the beta product.
Management, problem, beta, schedule, manager, engineer, logic, Boss, Dilbert

Dilbert describes why he likes making complex transparencies.
Management, transparency, acronym, communication, complex, presentation, projector, Dilbert

Catbert describes the total compensation plan, where benefits go up and salary goes down.
Benefits, compensation, salary, blood pressure, belly, health benefits, Boss, Catbert, Dilbert, Alice, Wally

The Boss pays a ten-dollar bonus for every bug found and fixed.
Start of saga: Bonus for software bugs found and fixed.
Management, bug, software, bonus, rich, celebrate, behaviour, programming, quality, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally

Ratbert does a rat dance on Dilbert's keyboard so there are lots of bugs to fix.
Management, bug, software, bonus, web browser, rat dance, keyboard, programming, Dilbert, Ratbert

Wally becomes an agent of change.
Teamwork, accomplishment, agent of change, behaviour, cynicism, Wally, Dilbert, Boss

Alice gets upset at a bearded road apple for answering questions with irrelevant stories.
Teamwork, punch cards, fishing, road apple, irrelevant story, space-time continuum, suspenders, time travel, Alice, Wally, Dilbert

The Boss shows off his technical knowledge.
Management, SQL, database, trade magazine, advertisement, colour, mauve, purple, RAM, Boss, Dilbert

The Boss becomes more proactive and fires Dilbert.
Management, proactive, fired, Boss, Dilbert

The Boss wants to ship 2 months early, host press tours and freeze the budget.
Management, ship early, shareholder meeting, prototype, demo, budget, gizmo, feature, hesitate, Boss, Wally, Dilbert

Dogbert, the consultant, recommends a reorganisation.
Consultant, reorganisation, core competency, whine, Dogbert, Boss

Dogbert demonstrates how to inform employees their jobs will be outsourced.
Management, consultant, outsource, stoop, ergonomics, kick, trashcan, Dogbert, Boss, Ratbert

Wally and Dilbert complain about the new keyboard-on-the-floor policy.
Management, keyboard, policy, floor, stoop, kick, explain, Wally, Dilbert, Boss

The company decides to outsource all the functions they're not any good at.
Downsizing, outsource, function, Boss, Wally, Alice

Wally wonders why people wash their bath towels.
Health, hygiene, bath, towel, wash, hug, lunch, Wally, Alice

The Boss buys a stamp every day.
Management, post office, stamp, float, letter, efficiency, Boss, secretary

A salesman gets to know Dilbert's place in the company.
Sales, decision maker, president, cubicle, coffee stain, decision, elevator, whiteboard, competitor, sales rep, Dilbert, Wally

Dilbert's password for the network isn't working.
Start of saga: Dilbert's Internet connection isn't working
Tech Support, password, network, help request, e-mail, Dilbert, sysadmin

Dilbert asks Catbert for therapy because his Internet connection isn't working.
Corporate Services, human resources, Internet, yarn, therapy, rope, team, network, dysfunctional, Dilbert, Catbert

Wally and Alice taunt Dilbert because he is not connected to the network.
Technology, network connection, haves and have nots, competitive, french fry, e-mail, lunch, Wally, Alice, Dilbert

Dilbert asks Liz to fulfil a need.
Technology, network connection, dating, needs, book, Dilbert, Liz