Dilbert discusses his salary expectations at an interview.
Management, luck, salary, expectations, fantasy, shoulder massage, reproduce, honest, Dilbert, Dogbert, interviewer
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The Boss says huge earnings, increased market share and no raises are on the way.
Management, success, earnings, market share, raise, United Way, agenda, Boss, Carol, Dilbert, Wally
Dogbert applies to be the pilot of the corporate jet.
Start of saga: Dogbert, company pilot
Corporate Services, resume, jet pilot, corporate jet, ejection seat, interviewer, Dogbert
Captain Dogbert, pilot of the corporate jet, talks to the passenger about the training budget.
Corporate Services, jet pilot, corporate jet, training budget, hit the ground, airplane, loudspeaker, Dogbert
Captain Dogbert, corporate jet pilot, threatens the CEO passenger with a crash landing.
Corporate Services, jet pilot, corporate jet, CEO, airplane, loudspeaker, microphone, window, tongue, Dogbert, CEO
Captain Dogbert, corporate jet pilot, has good news and bad news.
Corporate Services, jet pilot, corporate jet, good news, bad news, hitting town, airplane, loudspeaker, crash, Dogbert, CEO
Captain Dogbert, pilot of the corporate jet, and the CEO argue over the only parachute.
Corporate Services, jet pilot, corporate jet, crash, parachute, Harvard, MBA, knapsack, old joke, Dogbert, CEO
Dilbert discovers a primitive doughnut-scavenging man in a meeting room.
Management, meeting, doughnut, yellow sticky note, gods, meeting notice, RIF, ancestor, headband, Wally, Dilbert, primitive man
The Boss says they'll succeed if they know who their competitors are.
Leadership, success, competitor, salary, promote, competition, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice
The Boss wants to pitch in with Dilbert's project, but doesn't know how.
Leadership, project, involved, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
The Boss wants to know how to program, to help out on the project.
Leadership, project, GUI, gooey, object-oriented, gun, blast, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
Dilbert revises the project end date since the Boss decided to pitch in.
Management, project, timeline, flashlight, cold sun, sweater, schedule, Dilbert, Boss
Catbert explains his new policy for getting rid of complaining employees.
Management, human resources, policy, complain, hole, sand, explanation, Catbert, Boss
An employee wants to see a company counsellor but Catbert has other plans.
Management, human resources, counsellor, stress, ball of yarn, reengineer, Catbert, employee
Dogbert describes why he wants to be the new long range planner.
Management, long range, planner, flex-time, Internet, telecommute, relocate, performance, budget, Boss, Dogbert, Dilbert
A lady wonders if she's wearing enough fragrance.
Fashion, fragrance, perfume, compliment, cloud, dosage, woman, Wally, co-worker
Dogbert subtly asks a lady to cut down on the perfume.
Fashion, perfume, fragrance, gas mask, hog rendering, cloud, humour, Dilbert, Dogbert, woman
Dogbert strongly asks a lady to cut down on the perfume.
Start of saga: Dogbert goes to heaven and back
Fashion, perfume, fragrance, CPR, gas mask, cloud, ear, Dogbert, woman
Dogbert wonders why he is admitted to Heaven.
Personal, Heaven, standards, halo, Frisbee, Angel, Dogbert
The Angels send Dogbert to Earth on a mission to help people in need.
Personal, Heaven, angel, mission, power, hair, buns of steel, halo, price sheet, Angel, Wally, Dogbert
Dogbert tells Dilbert about his Heavenly mission.
Personal, angel, mission, power, aim, halo, restaurant, breasts, boobs, Dilbert, Dogbert
The Boss describes their biggest obstacle to success.
Leadership, graphic, obstacle, communication, participate, success, presentation, projector, Boss, Wally, Alice, Dilbert
The Angels revoke Dogbert's Angel status.
Personal, angel, mission, healing, ugly, halo, beautiful, Angel, Dogbert, Wally
The Boss wonders why he is flying through third-world countries on his way to New York.
Management, fly, book, third-world country, rebel, Red Cross, insurrection, rebellion, target, bullseye, symbol, Boss, Carol
Dilbert worries because he's assigned to a fun and valuable project.
Management, fun, valuable, project, moron, Dilbert, Dogbert, Carl
Dilbert asks the Boss why he's assigned to the same task as three other people.
Management, internal competition, cauliflower, project, brain, bet, Dilbert, Boss, Wally
Dilbert retrieves information for his redundant project.
Management, redundant, project, binder, cubicle, information, Dilbert, man
Wally puts down Dilbert for using binders to increase the size of his cubicle.
Office Politics, binder, cubicle, raise, status, illegal, Wally, Boss, woman, Dilbert
Dilbert quests for staples.
Office Politics, stapler, office supplies, teamwork, secretary, green ink, blue, catalogue, Dilbert, Helen, Wally, Alice, Dogbert
The real reason for reorganisations.
Leadership, reorganisation, unhappiness, focus, core business, boots, bad decision, Chuck, Boss, Wally, Dilbert
Wally asks the Boss why the company is reorganising.
Leadership, reorganisation, focus, core business, failure, flat tire, Wally, Boss