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Dogbert asks the readership for their opinions on Tina the brittle tech writer.
Leadership, opinion, rate, brittle, dysfunctional, lawyer, starship captain, e-mail, dignity, art class, Tina, Dogbert

Dilbert stores documents in Records Retention.
Corporate Services, document, record, trashcan, store, Dilbert, clerk

Dogbert distracts Dilbert while he is telecommuting.
Telecommuting, fire, distraction, bathrobe, virtual cubicle, disturb, productivity, corporate vision, principle, Dilbert, Dogbert

The Boss shows an inspirational poster to Wally.
Leadership, profit, morale, inspiration, poster, nature scene, seagull, clam, Dilbert, Wally, Boss

The Boss shows an inspirational poster to Alice.
Leadership, poster, win-win, inspire, Boss, Alice

The Boss shows an inspirational poster to Ratbert.
Leadership, inspiration, animal research, eagle, prey, reaction, Boss, Ratbert

Wally wants to become a contract employee.
Consultant, hair, quit, contract employee, wind, shirt, Dilbert, Wally

Alice prepares Wally for being a contract employee.
Consultant, quit, homeless, advice, shopping cart, food stamps, Wally, Alice

Dilbert tries to think creatively.
Creativity, fire hazard, outside the box, design, juices, Dilbert, Boss

Dilbert and Wally tell Jack about Project Goosefood.
Leadership, Project Goosefood, hiring from competitors, budget, management support, network, disgrace, Dilbert, Wally, Boss, Jack

Catbert wants to stop paying for eye-glasses.
Benefits, reduce costs, glasses, radial keratotomy, squint, Catbert, Dilbert, Wally

The Boss wants to make employees empty their own trash.
Leadership, trash, trashercise, fitness, push broom, trashcan, Catbert, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, janitor

Dilbert writes an E-Mail to protest emptying his own trash.
Leadership, trash, e-mail, quality faire, engineer, Dilbert, Wally

The photocopier gets serviced.
Technology, photocopier, paper trolls, nest, 911, paper tray, Dilbert, photocopier repairman

Dilbert gives his timesheet to a secretary.
Management, timesheet, productivity, Dilbert, secretary

The Boss wants the employees to shave his head.
Management, shave head, iron, department goal, incentive, experience, Dilbert, Wally, Boss, Alice

Dilbert and Wally describe new backup software to Marketing.
Marketing, software, backup, glitter, guidance, schedule, bugs, features, network, modem, QuikProtect, sound card, swear, curse, Dilbert, Wally, marketeer

Wally has a garage sale with office equipment.
Empowerment, own the company, office equipment, car trunk, Dilbert, Wally

Wally describes firing the Marketing Department.
Empowerment, own the company, fired, marketing, security, escort, react, Wally, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, security guard

Dilbert listens to voice-mail jail.
Technology, voice mail, press one, telephone, hammer, mallet, sales, tech support, answer, question, gullible, optimistic, human being, Dilbert

Dilbert and Bob get the attention of a tech support person.
Tech Support, wedgie, turban, car, Dilbert, Bob, Dogbert, tech support problem

Alice doesn't like the Boss calling people "resources".
Leadership, project, resource, valuable asset, human being, Alice, Boss

The Boss does performance evaluations by software.
Leadership, performance review, fortune cookies, Canada, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

Dilbert and Dogbert give a contract to the company lawyer.
Management, logic, contract, lawyer, obstruction of dogs, absurd, Dilbert, Dogbert, lawyer

The Boss asks Dilbert and Wally to review their job.
Start of saga: Dogbert performs an ISO 9000 on the company.
ISO 9000, job description, audit, engineer, binder, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

Dogbert interviews Alice for an ISO 9000 audit.
ISO 9000, audit, doughnut, laptop computer, engineer, slide, Dogbert, Alice

Dogbert presents the results of an ISO 9000 audit to the Boss.
ISO 9000, audit, liar, untrained, unattractive, success, Dogbert, Boss

Alice sits in for the Boss. Wally and Dilbert rejoice.
Leadership, relieve, productivity, efficiency, crown, sceptre, prostrate, worship, attitude, Wally, Dilbert, Alice, co-worker

Alice asks Dilbert to find out who eats the snacks at night.
Leadership, relieve, expense voucher, security guard, crown, baseball bat, snack, Alice, Dilbert, mouse

A mouse tests Dilbert's sense of romance and mirth.
Engineer, humour, Prince, kiss, romance, Dilbert, mouse