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1995-07-01
The Boss describes how forming business units has changed how the company spends its time.
Consultant, business units, fight, future business, contract, expire, Boss, Dogbert

1995-07-02
The new co-op employee is put in charge of the PTG project.
Management, Project PTG, paper towel, coffee, tea, co-op, spill, experience, sacrifice, Boss, Alice, co-op employee

1995-07-03
Stan gloats about how engineers must charge their time to marketing.
Marketing, time, engineer, radiation, reprogram, DNA, suspenders, Stan, Dilbert

1995-07-04
Dilbert tells Wally about altering DNA in Stan.
Start of saga: Dilbert reprograms a Marketing person's DNA to turn him into a weasel.
Marketing, DNA, weasel, helix, reprogram, lunch, suspenders, Dilbert, Wally, Stan, Alice

1995-07-05
Alice says Dilbert shouldn't have told Stan about altering his DNA.
Marketing, DNA, LAN, market research, reprogram, power of suggestion, weasel, whiskers, suspenders, Alice, Stan, Dilbert

1995-07-06
Dogbert tells Dilbert how to reverse Stan's reprogramming.
Marketing, gullible, DNA, reprogram, unverified customer anecdotes, focus group, weasel, whiskers, suspenders, Dilbert, Dogbert, Stan

1995-07-07
Dilbert describes the company's dress policy of casual Fridays.
Fashion, dress code, casual, Friday, stock plunge, Dilbert, Dogbert

1995-07-08
The Boss wants to have the same teamwork as the Egyptians who built the pyramids.
Leadership, teamwork, Egyptians, pyramid, slave, UFO, Boss, Alice, Dilbert, Wally

1995-07-09
Dilbert wants to add a person and computer to his project, but the Boss says they're too expensive.
Management, project, headcount, contract, budget, expense, rent, genius, cancel, Dilbert, Boss

1995-07-10
Dilbert wants Marketing to turn his program into a product.
Marketing, engineer, product, target market, rock, recipe, marketeer, progress, Dilbert, Stan

1995-07-11
Saint Dogbert wants to drive out overused jokes about the information superhighway.
Technology, information superhighway, joke, stale, roadkill, bishop hat, sceptre, Saint Dogbert, man, Alice, Wally

1995-07-12
Liz thinks Dilbert likes his computer more than he likes her.
Personal, like, computer, laptop computer, that computer, Liz, Dilbert

1995-07-13
Dilbert and Stan from Marketing begin discussing a product to market.
Marketing, marketing requirements, reward, doohickey, laptop computer, Dilbert, Stan

1995-07-14
The Boss asks Carol to spell out his full title on business cards, Director of Product Enhancements.
Leadership, business card, dope, director, acronym, Boss, Carol

1995-07-15
The Boss asks Dilbert to make a recommendation on Project "Zebra".
Leadership, Project Zebra, options, recommendation, naughty pictures, Internet, doom, Boss, Dilbert

1995-07-16
The Boss announces a change to the corporate culture. The engineers think the worst of it.
Leadership, corporate culture, pay, team, slogan, fad, change, psychic, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

1995-07-17
Dilbert and Liz discuss Dilbert's book about computer golf.
Personal, read, tip, computer golf, simulation, cart, non-organic, Liz, Dilbert

1995-07-18
Wally defends his good idea.
Creativity, suggestion, good idea, book, confidence, Boss, Wally, Dilbert

1995-07-19
Dilbert and Wally discuss what gift to get for Ted's baby shower.
Personal, baby shower, paper bag dress, salt, shaker, cheap, lunch, Dilbert, Wally

1995-07-20
Ted unwraps presents at his baby shower.
Personal, baby shower, paper bag dress, stapler, gift, Ted, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

1995-07-21
Dilbert's Mom describes how they lost Dilbert's Dad.
Note: Dilbert's Dad's first mention.
Personal, Dilbert's Dad, lost at the mall, Christmas, different, worse, Dilbert's Mom, Liz, Dilbert

1995-07-22
Liz is upset because Dilbert and his Mom haven't searched for Dilbert's father.
Personal, Dilbert's Dad, lost at the mall, sale, whine, Liz, Dilbert, Dilbert's Mom

1995-07-23
Alice discovers a document written by a committee lowers its quality.
Management, micro manage, document, sentence, acronym, jargon, author, credit, quality, statue, suggestion, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally

1995-07-24
Wally and Dilbert practise small talk while the Boss is late for a meeting.
Teamwork, late, meeting, small talk, marketing, fashion, springy chair, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

1995-07-25
Dilbert and Wally describe how much life has changed since prehistoric times.
Creativity, prehistoric, evolution, cave, grunt, drawing on the wall, whiteboard, Dilbert, Wally

1995-07-26
Wally proposes to stress-test the new product by downloading large images.
Technology, stress-test, network, image files, naughty pictures, download, Wally, Dilbert

1995-07-27
Dilbert encourages Bob to get a job in Procurement.
Corporate Services, self-esteem, procurement, job opening, tail, Dilbert, Bob

1995-07-28
Bob is introduced to his new job in Procurement.
Start of saga: Bob works in Procurement.
Corporate Services, procurement, low-cost substitutes, treasure-hunting thieves, multimedia laptop, Dymo labeller, accomplishment, buyer, Paul, Bob

1995-07-29
Bob decides whether to add an item to the approved equipment list.
Corporate Services, procurement, approved equipment list, philosophy, Bob, Wally

1995-07-30
Wally and Dilbert visit the vice president because of his open door policy.
Leadership, open door, policy, aloof, sourball, couch, relax, cubicle, spider, security, Wally, Dilbert, vice president

1995-07-31
Dilbert ponders life and micromanagement.
Personal, think, micro manage, philosophy, irrelevant, Dilbert, Dogbert, Boss