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1995-06-01
Dilbert tells Dogbert how technology allows him to work any time and anyplace.
Technology, cell phone, laptop computer, driving, restaurant, steal, broken, Dilbert, Dogbert

1995-06-02
Wally tells Dilbert about Human Resources new rule for short employees.
Administration, hat, safety, password, human resources, visibility, aluminum foil, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

1995-06-03
A finance representative tells of 20% budget cuts.
Finance, budget, messenger, success vector, audience, presentation, projector, electrical cord, window, finance guy

1995-06-04
Wally and Dilbert talk to a vendor whose product doesn't work.
Sales, decision, contract, career, raise, gizmo, vendor, Dilbert, Wally

1995-06-05
Wally says why he wants to transfer to another department.
Leadership, transfer, dysfunctional, support, long distance, resume, manager, Wally

1995-06-06
The Boss hires a psychologist to help achieve peak performance in teamwork.
Start of saga: Dogbert the psychologist helps the dysfunctional team.
Teamwork, psychologist, performance, dysfunctional, goal, cannibal, workshop, realistic, meeting, meetin, insult, Boss, Dogbert, Alice, Wally, Dilbert

1995-06-07
Dogbert asks the team to say what they admire about another person.
Teamwork, dysfunctional, admire, leathery skin, workshop, Dogbert, Boss, Alice, Dilbert, Wally

1995-06-08
Dogbert asks the team to make paper dolls while blindfolded.
Teamwork, dysfunctional, paper dolls, blindfold, cognitive dissonance, cry, hug, workshop, scissors, Dogbert, Dilbert, Alice, Boss, Wally

1995-06-09
Alice tells what she's learned at Dogbert's workshop.
Teamwork, dysfunctional, workshop, Sanskrit, ham radio, divide by zero, respect, going first, Dogbert, Alice, Dilbert, Boss

1995-06-10
Wally wants the training budget increased.
Training, budget, competitor, jump ship, downside, Wally, Boss

1995-06-11
The engineers say what they've learned at a three day workshop.
Training, workshop, budget, paper airplane, blindfold, team, hug, love, presentation, Wally, Dilbert, workshop facilitator

1995-06-12
The Boss says he's off to a management retreat in the mountains.
Leadership, management retreat, mountain, four-star hotel, binder, Boss, Alice, Dilbert, Wally

1995-06-13
Wally phones the mountain resort where the executives are having a retreat.
Leadership, management retreat, mountain, avalanche, telephone, yell, shout, Wally

1995-06-14
The Boss tells Dilbert he fired the secretaries.
Leadership, re-engineer, production, secretary, credenza, fired, feather duster, Boss, Dilbert

1995-06-15
Dilbert and Wally use the photocopier.
Technology, clerical, secretary, photocopy, skill, toner, Dilbert, Wally

1995-06-16
Ratbert tells Bob he wants to be the next heavyweight boxing champion of the world.
Personal, goal, boxing, small, uncoordinated, clueless, slow, Ratbert, Bob

1995-06-17
Dilbert is too productive so he is being moved to another cubicle.
Leadership, productivity, cubicle, telephone, computer, loser, Boss, Dilbert

1995-06-18
Ratbert has been invited to be a guest on CNN's Crossfire. Dogbert helps him prepare.
Society, Crossfire, CNN, television, opinion, simplify, stupid, debate, Ratbert, Dogbert, Dilbert

1995-06-19
Ratbert monitors Dilbert to look for waste and inefficiency.
Finance, cut spending, waste, inefficiency, boldface, electricity, Ratbert, Dilbert

1995-06-20
Ratbert explains to Wally how he saves money for the Finance Department.
Finance, reduce costs, both sides, hard work, Ratbert, Wally

1995-06-21
Ratbert tells Dilbert a 286 PC is sufficient for his 3-D rendering needs.
Finance, 286, PC, 3-D, rendering, career, Ratbert, Dilbert

1995-06-22
Ratbert recommends standardising on one type of computer.
Start of saga: Computer Holy Wars.
Technology, standardise, Macintosh, Unix, OS/2 warp, holy wars, goatee, beret, gestapo, crusade, Ratbert

1995-06-23
Wally asks Catbert if he will stop the computer holy wars.
Technology, standardise, human resources, director, holy wars, diversity, gestapo, crusade, Wally, Catbert

1995-06-24
Wally encounters a condescending Unix computer user.
Technology, standardise, holy wars, beard, suspenders, Unix, nickel, crusade, Wally, Unix guy

1995-06-25
The Boss overloads Alice with work, so she can't complete any of her projects.
Management, project, success, inventory, equipment, workload, Boss, Alice, Dilbert

1995-06-26
Saint Dogbert tries to settle which computer should be standardised upon.
Technology, standardise, holy wars, desert, enlightenment, Palm Springs, endorsement, bribe, bishop hat, sceptre, paper umbrella, mediate, dispute, crusade, Boss, Saint Dogbert

1995-06-27
The Boss asks Alice to compare themselves against world-class companies.
Management, benchmark, world-class, verbs out of nouns, engineer, field research, telephone, Boss, Alice

1995-06-28
Alice presents her comparison of world-class companies.
Management, benchmark, world-class, compare, potato chip, software, oil, presentation, projector, industry, Alice, Boss

1995-06-29
Dogbert recommends forming internal business units to fix the company's problem.
Start of saga: Battlin' Business Units.
Consultant, internal business units, bicker, lie, recommendation, Dogbert, Boss

1995-06-30
The Boss introduces "Battlin' Business Units".
Consultant, business units, battle, cross-charging, undermining, janitor, presentation, BBU, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice