Dogbert wants to become a talk radio host to further his ambition for world domination.
Leadership, world domination, talk radio, idiot, conservative, mock, question, Dilbert, Dogbert
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Dogbert takes calls from dolts on his talk radio show.
Leadership, talk radio, Crossfire, CNN, poor people, orphanage, complex, headphones, microphone, loudspeaker, radio studio, Dogbert
Dogbert speaks against sex after marriage on his talk radio show.
Leadership, talk radio, sex after marriage, consultant, extinction, liberal, conservative, get rid of people, car radio, book, author, Dogbert
Dogbert welcomes listeners to his talk radio show, and talks about getting government off our backs.
Leadership, talk radio, government, regulations, liquor, cigarette, firearms, drive-thru window, get rid of people, car radio, book, author, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert signs a book. Bob gives a demanding customer a twirling wedgie.
Leadership, book signing, geography, continents, twirling wedgie, Dogbert, Bob, customer
Dilbert retires from his media empire and invests in real estate to get people to be his puppets.
Leadership, media empire, retire, property, evict, puppet, Kermit, Muppet, lease, Dogbert, Dilbert
Seven habits of highly defective people are introduced.
Management, seven habits of highly defective people, humour, advice, prejudice, Barney, Lassie, motivate, skeleton, spiderweb, cobweb, newspaper, sexist, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice
The Boss wonders why people are putting signs on their cubicles.
Empowerment, cubicle, sign, name, conference room, OJ Simpson, Menendez, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert and Liz rate each other.
Personal, rate your mate, rating scales, replace, Dilbert, Liz
Dilbert, Dogbert and a network administrator discuss frivolous communications.
Technology, e-mail, network administrator, communication, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert, Wally and another engineer decide how to pay for the cheque at a restaurant.
Engineer, cheque, salmon, calculator watch, water, tip, restaurant, Dilbert, Wally, engineer, waitress
The Boss provides a motivational speaker for the staff.
Leadership, motivational speaker, discount speakers bureau, slow class, fire, bonus, Boss, Dilbert, speaker, Alice
Ratbert interviews Dogbert to write a book about successful people.
Creativity, success, interview, write a book, alarm clock, Jello, advice, pillow, author, Ratbert, Dogbert
The engineers must list their accomplishments to get raises.
Management, accomplishment, favouritism, lie, raise, achievement, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice
Dilbert asks the Boss how to get approval for his business case for a web server.
Administration, web server, approval, business case, Griffin, finance, Dilbert, Boss
The Marketing VP decides whether to approve Dilbert's business case.
Marketing, approval, power, stallion, vice president, wife, business case, sex, marketing VP, Dilbert
Dilbert asks overworked Tom to approve his business case.
Administration, business case, approval, productivity, ignore, paper, doom, Dilbert, Tom
Dilbert tells how he distributed his business case, Dogbert says how he wants to use Dilbert's corpse.
Administration, business case, approval, irrelevant, die, bury, cremate, mail, Dilbert, Dogbert
Wally suggests eliminating the security department to improve the return-on-assets ratio.
Leadership, return-on-assets, security, furniture, Boss, Wally, Dilbert
Dilbert complains the Boss never answered an e-mail.
Technology, e-mail, print, hard copy, papyrus, pyramid, UFO, low tech, Dilbert, Boss
The company's vision is clear but the business plan is confidential.
Management, company vision, business plan, confidential, yell, empower, doom, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss explains the policy on employment and salaries.
Leadership, employ, technical professionals, industry average, salary, bright, clueless, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice
Dilbert employs Dogbert for public relations to get a raise.
Leadership, salary, public relations, cancer, baby, objectives, engineer, Dilbert, Dogbert, Boss
Dilbert sends voice-mail to the Boss at 4 A.M.
Leadership, long hours, underwear, voicemail, telephone, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert tells Dogbert about his greatest accomplishment.
Leadership, accomplishment, raise, draft, straw man, re-engineer, process, owl, laptop computer, woodland habitat, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert uses the Boss's ignorance to impress him.
Leadership, ignorance, accomplishment, Barney, secret identity, Dogbert, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert dreams of flying over fields of heather.
Leadership, dream, field, heather, freedom, CEO, Dilbert, Heather, Boss, Alice, CEO
Dilbert is put on project BIFF -- which will increase profits without spending money or changing anything.
Project, Project BIFF, profit, lava lamp, report, recommendation, report, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss decides to be a hands-on manager.
Leadership, hands-on, mouse, mouse click, long day, micro manage, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss asks Dilbert about the mandatory training for business ethics.
Leadership, training, ethics, decorate, common sense, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss asks Dilbert about the doll that looks just like him.
Leadership, doll, emotional lift, abuse, Boss, Dilbert