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Dogbert wants to become a talk radio host to further his ambition for world domination.
Leadership, world domination, talk radio, idiot, conservative, mock, question, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert takes calls from dolts on his talk radio show.
Leadership, talk radio, Crossfire, CNN, poor people, orphanage, complex, headphones, microphone, loudspeaker, radio studio, Dogbert

Dogbert speaks against sex after marriage on his talk radio show.
Leadership, talk radio, sex after marriage, consultant, extinction, liberal, conservative, get rid of people, car radio, book, author, Dogbert

Dogbert welcomes listeners to his talk radio show, and talks about getting government off our backs.
Leadership, talk radio, government, regulations, liquor, cigarette, firearms, drive-thru window, get rid of people, car radio, book, author, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert signs a book. Bob gives a demanding customer a twirling wedgie.
Leadership, book signing, geography, continents, twirling wedgie, Dogbert, Bob, customer

Dilbert retires from his media empire and invests in real estate to get people to be his puppets.
Leadership, media empire, retire, property, evict, puppet, Kermit, Muppet, lease, Dogbert, Dilbert

Seven habits of highly defective people are introduced.
Management, seven habits of highly defective people, humour, advice, prejudice, Barney, Lassie, motivate, skeleton, spiderweb, cobweb, newspaper, sexist, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

The Boss wonders why people are putting signs on their cubicles.
Empowerment, cubicle, sign, name, conference room, OJ Simpson, Menendez, Boss, Dilbert

Dilbert and Liz rate each other.
Personal, rate your mate, rating scales, replace, Dilbert, Liz

Dilbert, Dogbert and a network administrator discuss frivolous communications.
Technology, e-mail, network administrator, communication, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert, Wally and another engineer decide how to pay for the cheque at a restaurant.
Engineer, cheque, salmon, calculator watch, water, tip, restaurant, Dilbert, Wally, engineer, waitress

The Boss provides a motivational speaker for the staff.
Leadership, motivational speaker, discount speakers bureau, slow class, fire, bonus, Boss, Dilbert, speaker, Alice

Ratbert interviews Dogbert to write a book about successful people.
Creativity, success, interview, write a book, alarm clock, Jello, advice, pillow, author, Ratbert, Dogbert

The engineers must list their accomplishments to get raises.
Management, accomplishment, favouritism, lie, raise, achievement, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

Dilbert asks the Boss how to get approval for his business case for a web server.
Administration, web server, approval, business case, Griffin, finance, Dilbert, Boss

The Marketing VP decides whether to approve Dilbert's business case.
Marketing, approval, power, stallion, vice president, wife, business case, sex, marketing VP, Dilbert

Dilbert asks overworked Tom to approve his business case.
Administration, business case, approval, productivity, ignore, paper, doom, Dilbert, Tom

Dilbert tells how he distributed his business case, Dogbert says how he wants to use Dilbert's corpse.
Administration, business case, approval, irrelevant, die, bury, cremate, mail, Dilbert, Dogbert

Wally suggests eliminating the security department to improve the return-on-assets ratio.
Leadership, return-on-assets, security, furniture, Boss, Wally, Dilbert

Dilbert complains the Boss never answered an e-mail.
Technology, e-mail, print, hard copy, papyrus, pyramid, UFO, low tech, Dilbert, Boss

The company's vision is clear but the business plan is confidential.
Management, company vision, business plan, confidential, yell, empower, doom, Boss, Dilbert

The Boss explains the policy on employment and salaries.
Leadership, employ, technical professionals, industry average, salary, bright, clueless, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

Dilbert employs Dogbert for public relations to get a raise.
Leadership, salary, public relations, cancer, baby, objectives, engineer, Dilbert, Dogbert, Boss

Dilbert sends voice-mail to the Boss at 4 A.M.
Leadership, long hours, underwear, voicemail, telephone, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert tells Dogbert about his greatest accomplishment.
Leadership, accomplishment, raise, draft, straw man, re-engineer, process, owl, laptop computer, woodland habitat, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert uses the Boss's ignorance to impress him.
Leadership, ignorance, accomplishment, Barney, secret identity, Dogbert, Boss, Dilbert

Dilbert dreams of flying over fields of heather.
Leadership, dream, field, heather, freedom, CEO, Dilbert, Heather, Boss, Alice, CEO

Dilbert is put on project BIFF -- which will increase profits without spending money or changing anything.
Project, Project BIFF, profit, lava lamp, report, recommendation, report, Boss, Dilbert

The Boss decides to be a hands-on manager.
Leadership, hands-on, mouse, mouse click, long day, micro manage, Boss, Dilbert

The Boss asks Dilbert about the mandatory training for business ethics.
Leadership, training, ethics, decorate, common sense, Boss, Dilbert

The Boss asks Dilbert about the doll that looks just like him.
Leadership, doll, emotional lift, abuse, Boss, Dilbert