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1995-05-01
Dogbert wants to become a talk radio host to further his ambition for world domination.
Leadership, world domination, talk radio, idiot, conservative, mock, question, Dilbert, Dogbert

1995-05-02
Dogbert takes calls from dolts on his talk radio show.
Leadership, talk radio, Crossfire, CNN, poor people, orphanage, complex, headphones, microphone, loudspeaker, radio studio, Dogbert

1995-05-03
Dogbert speaks against sex after marriage on his talk radio show.
Leadership, talk radio, sex after marriage, consultant, extinction, liberal, conservative, get rid of people, car radio, book, author, Dogbert

1995-05-04
Dogbert welcomes listeners to his talk radio show, and talks about getting government off our backs.
Leadership, talk radio, government, regulations, liquor, cigarette, firearms, drive-thru window, get rid of people, car radio, book, author, Dogbert, Dilbert

1995-05-05
Dogbert signs a book. Bob gives a demanding customer a twirling wedgie.
Leadership, book signing, geography, continents, twirling wedgie, Dogbert, Bob, customer

1995-05-06
Dilbert retires from his media empire and invests in real estate to get people to be his puppets.
Leadership, media empire, retire, property, evict, puppet, Kermit, Muppet, lease, Dogbert, Dilbert

1995-05-07
Seven habits of highly defective people are introduced.
Management, seven habits of highly defective people, humour, advice, prejudice, Barney, Lassie, motivate, skeleton, spiderweb, cobweb, newspaper, sexist, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

1995-05-08
The Boss wonders why people are putting signs on their cubicles.
Empowerment, cubicle, sign, name, conference room, OJ Simpson, Menendez, Boss, Dilbert

1995-05-09
Dilbert and Liz rate each other.
Personal, rate your mate, rating scales, replace, Dilbert, Liz

1995-05-10
Dilbert, Dogbert and a network administrator discuss frivolous communications.
Technology, e-mail, network administrator, communication, Dilbert, Dogbert

1995-05-11
Dilbert, Wally and another engineer decide how to pay for the cheque at a restaurant.
Engineer, cheque, salmon, calculator watch, water, tip, restaurant, Dilbert, Wally, engineer, waitress

1995-05-12
The Boss provides a motivational speaker for the staff.
Leadership, motivational speaker, discount speakers bureau, slow class, fire, bonus, Boss, Dilbert, speaker, Alice

1995-05-13
Ratbert interviews Dogbert to write a book about successful people.
Creativity, success, interview, write a book, alarm clock, Jello, advice, pillow, author, Ratbert, Dogbert

1995-05-14
The engineers must list their accomplishments to get raises.
Management, accomplishment, favouritism, lie, raise, achievement, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

1995-05-15
Dilbert asks the Boss how to get approval for his business case for a web server.
Administration, web server, approval, business case, Griffin, finance, Dilbert, Boss

1995-05-16
The Marketing VP decides whether to approve Dilbert's business case.
Marketing, approval, power, stallion, vice president, wife, business case, sex, marketing VP, Dilbert

1995-05-17
Dilbert asks overworked Tom to approve his business case.
Administration, business case, approval, productivity, ignore, paper, doom, Dilbert, Tom

1995-05-18
Dilbert tells how he distributed his business case, Dogbert says how he wants to use Dilbert's corpse.
Administration, business case, approval, irrelevant, die, bury, cremate, mail, Dilbert, Dogbert

1995-05-19
Wally suggests eliminating the security department to improve the return-on-assets ratio.
Leadership, return-on-assets, security, furniture, Boss, Wally, Dilbert

1995-05-20
Dilbert complains the Boss never answered an e-mail.
Technology, e-mail, print, hard copy, papyrus, pyramid, UFO, low tech, Dilbert, Boss

1995-05-21
The company's vision is clear but the business plan is confidential.
Management, company vision, business plan, confidential, yell, empower, doom, Boss, Dilbert

1995-05-22
The Boss explains the policy on employment and salaries.
Leadership, employ, technical professionals, industry average, salary, bright, clueless, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

1995-05-23
Dilbert employs Dogbert for public relations to get a raise.
Leadership, salary, public relations, cancer, baby, objectives, engineer, Dilbert, Dogbert, Boss

1995-05-24
Dilbert sends voice-mail to the Boss at 4 A.M.
Leadership, long hours, underwear, voicemail, telephone, Dogbert, Dilbert

1995-05-25
Dilbert tells Dogbert about his greatest accomplishment.
Leadership, accomplishment, raise, draft, straw man, re-engineer, process, owl, laptop computer, woodland habitat, Dogbert, Dilbert

1995-05-26
Dilbert uses the Boss's ignorance to impress him.
Leadership, ignorance, accomplishment, Barney, secret identity, Dogbert, Boss, Dilbert

1995-05-27
Dilbert dreams of flying over fields of heather.
Leadership, dream, field, heather, freedom, CEO, Dilbert, Heather, Boss, Alice, CEO

1995-05-28
Dilbert is put on project BIFF -- which will increase profits without spending money or changing anything.
Project, Project BIFF, profit, lava lamp, report, recommendation, report, Boss, Dilbert

1995-05-29
The Boss decides to be a hands-on manager.
Leadership, hands-on, mouse, mouse click, long day, micro manage, Boss, Dilbert

1995-05-30
The Boss asks Dilbert about the mandatory training for business ethics.
Leadership, training, ethics, decorate, common sense, Boss, Dilbert

1995-05-31
The Boss asks Dilbert about the doll that looks just like him.
Leadership, doll, emotional lift, abuse, Boss, Dilbert