The Boss wants objectives from all, which he will combine.
Management, objectives, sculpt, tapestry, business plan, quote, Boss, Alice, Wally, Dilbert
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The engineers check Anne's advertising material for technical accuracy.
Technology, advertising material, funny, warning label, dictionary, humour, brochure, comedian, Boss, Anne, Dilbert, Wally
The Boss asks for help as his laptop computer is locked up.
Technology, laptop computer, lock up, reboot, Etch-a-Sketch, etch, sketch, shake, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
Dogbert advises moving the company to Russia.
Dogbert-Schemes, relocate, Russia, occupational safety laws, world map, engineer, heaven, Dogbert, Boss
The Boss denies the company is relocating to the South Pole.
Management, rumour, relocate, south pole, Eskimo, plan, Boss, Dilbert, Alice
The Elbonians offer incentives to companies that move to Elbonia.
Management, relocate, slave labour, amnesty, environmental regulations, tax, law, regulation, negotiate, Elbonian, Boss, Dogbert
Dogbert tells Dilbert how to get something his way.
Office Politics, career, CEO, direction, iron fist, verify, name dropping, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert's cubicle is shrinking.
Management, cubicle, status, value, small, real time, wall, Dilbert, Boss, Wally, Alice
The Boss wants to lay off the bottom ten percent of the engineers. That includes Wally.
Downsizing, rank, layoff, engineer, flaw, logic, fire, Boss, Wally
The company ships ergonomic keyboards developed under the "Big Q" program.
Sales, keyboard, quality, customer, ergonomics, letter, key, sales rep, Dilbert
The company will offer upgrades to customers that need a Q on their keyboard.
Sales, keyboard, upgrade, royal family, letter, quality, Boss, sales rep
The engineers come up with a solution to the no-Q keyboard.
Sales, media, keyboard, public relations, graphics program, semicolon, engineer, solution, Dilbert, Boss, Wally
Dogbert suggest ways to get out of the bad publicity over the no-Q keyboards.
Sales, media, blame, human nature, wife, keyboard, Dogbert, Wally, Dilbert
The public wants someone to take responsibility for the keyboards with no Q.
Management, media, public, keyboard, responsibility, blame, opportunity, Dogbert, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss apologises for shipping keyboards with no Q.
Management, media, script, apology, keyboard, squirrel, television, camera, light, script, director's chair, broccoli, Dogbert, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert goes for an interview and describes his biggest fault.
Personnel, interview, resume, fault, eat, bathe, corpse, hunger, Dilbert, Wally, interviewer
Dogbert becomes a financial adviser.
Start of saga: Dogbert the financial adviser.
Dogbert-Schemes, financial adviser, Dogbert Deferred Earnings Fund, conflict of interest, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert advises a man to give all his money for Dogbert to invest.
Dogbert-Schemes, stock, capital gains tax, interest rates, income tax, derivatives, annuities, contract, ear, invest, Dogbert, man
Dogbert compares futures of a potential investor.
Dogbert-Schemes, dumpster, Dogbert Deferred Income Fund, mansion, photograph, picture, invest, Dogbert, woman
Wally coordinates the move to the new office.
Office Politics, move, coordinate, Lord Wally the Puppet Master, cubicle assignment, banish, Wally, Dilbert
Wally threatens to make Loud Howard Dilbert's cubicle neighbour.
Office Politics, cubicle, neighbour, soul, laser printer, Wally, Loud Howard, Dilbert, Dogbert
A voice mail for Dilbert denies the merger rumours.
Management, voice mail, rumour, merger, stampede, telephone, resume, Dilbert
Dilbert performs a Turing Test on new artificial intelligence software.
Technology, Turing test, artificial intelligence, strategy, motivation, opportunity, quality, reorganise, opinion, Dilbert, Boss
Empty cubicles are converted into prison cells.
Start of saga: Convicts move into empty cubicles.
Management, cubicle, construction, prison, carpet, Dogbert Construction Company, hardhat, blueprint, downsize, Boss, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert doesn't think it's fair to put convicts in the spare cubicles.
Management, cubicle, convict, health plan, prison, hardhat, blueprint, Dilbert, Dogbert
A convict meets Dilbert.
Office Politics, cubicle, prison, freak, prisoner, Dilbert, convict
The Boss announces convicts will no longer be housed in spare cubicles.
Office Politics, cubicle, convict, complain, pig, opinion, sty, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice
Health benefits gradually decline over the years.
Health, company doctor, registered nurse, vending machine, aspirin, revenue, hammer, mallet, tourniquet, Boss
Dogbert plans to convert the house into a gambling casino.
Dogbert-Schemes, gambling, casino, Dogbertland, homeland, vote, green card, blueprint, illegal, Dogbert, Dilbert
A vice president is introduced to Dilbert. Dilbert shows off his raincoat made from a trash bag.
Technology, communication, e-mail, window, rain, garbage bag, raincoat, Boss, Dilbert, vice president