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Wally doesn't give full answers in order to seem more valuable.
Office Politics, information, withhold, overwork, sinister, e-mail, incompetence, telephone, voicemail, computer, strategy, answer, teamwork, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

Dilbert complains he accomplished twice as much as Wally, but got the same tiny raise.
Management, raise, pay, management philosophy, annoy, Dilbert, Boss

Wally is selected to head the campaign for "United Charity".
Management, campaign, leadership, United Charity, pitiful, honesty, policy, Boss, Wally

Wally complains Dilbert's charity donations are below average.
Leadership, United Charity, donation, contribution, approved list, agency, pay, team player, society, Wally, Dilbert

Wally, pretending to be a headless man, is the inspirational speaker at the "United Charity" kickoff.
Note: The headless man is Wally in disguise.
Leadership, United Charity, kickoff, inspirational speaker, headcount, Wally, Boss, Dilbert, Alice

Dilbert's ego can't handle micro-management from the Boss.
Management, customer focus, report, beg, swat, men's room, micro manage, ego, paper towel, flyswatter, meeting, Boss, Dilbert

Dilbert shows Ratbert a silicon chip containing an entire computer.
Technology, silicon, chip, cyborg, computer, gulp, snatch, Dilbert, Ratbert

Dilbert gets to be floor warden in case of a fire.
Management, leadership, stock options, decision, floor warden, CPR, inferno, fire, safety, Boss, Dilbert

The Boss announces hoteling, where employees sign up for whatever cubicle is available at the time.
Management, meeting, cubicle, hoteling, tip, toilet paper, restroom, presentation, projector, Boss, Alice, Wally, Dilbert

Wally has to keep his binders in a shopping cart since no one has a cubicle anymore.
Office Politics, cubicle, hoteling, binder, shopping cart, graffiti, individuality, gang, spray paint, Wally, Dilbert

Dogbert announces he's starting a venture capital firm.
Start of saga: Dogbert's venture capital firm.
Dogbert-Schemes, venture capital, moron, idea, beg for money, finance, mirth, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert partners with a technology inventor.
Dogbert-Schemes, venture capital, common stock, non-equity stock, tension, business partner, pen, sign, Dogbert, inventor

An inventor wants Dogbert to finance developing a word processing program for Windows.
Dogbert-Schemes, venture capital, word processing, Microsoft Windows, software, French bread, restaurant, waitress, Dogbert, programmer

Dogbert agrees to invest five million dollars, with certain conditions.
Dogbert-Schemes, venture capital, condition, chairman, car, lawn, multimedia developer, garden, Dogbert, man

The new motto is "we do it right the first time."
Philosophy, mistake, quality, first time, inspiration, paralyse, meeting, poster, punish, morale, paralyse, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

Dilbert brings home useless documents and burns them to heat his house.
Personal, paper-burning stove, heating bill, document, furnace, fuel, Dilbert, Boss

The Boss is impressed with the volume of work Dilbert carries around.
Start of saga: Dilbert is offered a promotion to management.
Personal, paper-burning stove, promotion, ethics, job offer, furnace, leadership, Boss, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert can't decide to stay in engineering or move to management.
Professional, dilemma, career, management, engineer, dark side, pitchspoon, voice, Dilbert, Dogbert, Phil

Dilbert asks Liz's opinion as to whether to become a manager.
Professional, career, management, engineer, ham radio, sex appeal, plan, goose bumps, park bench, Dilbert, Liz

Phil says Dilbert is becoming a generalist and wants him to become a manager.
Professional, renounce, dark side, career, management, engineer, technical knowledge, generalist, suite of applications, pitchspoon, Phil, Dilbert

Dilbert is promoted to team leader.
Management, team leader, promotion, raise, responsibility, recognition, Boss, Dilbert

How product development is estimated.
Product, nature, pad, schedule, Doom, empire, beta, cardboard, estimate, telephone, gizmo, Dilbert, Boss, vice president, president, sales rep, customer

Dilbert announces his promotion to team leader.
Leadership, team leader, raise, expense, fired, promotion, approval, manager, Dilbert, Alice, Wally

Dilbert wants to show off his team leader status.
Leadership, perk, status, team leader, thick, cubicle, brag, Dilbert, Boss, Wally

Dilbert feels like a trapped animal in a warped behavioural study.
Leadership, team leader, responsibility, authority, behaviour, pellet, reward, bell, food dispenser, pellet dispenser, Dilbert

The Boss suggests forming a vision statement of their concepts for requirements.
Management, vision statement, requirement, straw man, quality vector, participate, mock, Boss, Wally, Dilbert

The Boss wants to offer Dilbert's project for budget cuts because it's the most critical.
Budget, project, budget cut, finance, panic, ploy, critical, Boss, Dilbert

A new employee has an idea, which is promptly suppressed.
Management, idea, fire hose, idea suppression, first idea is the toughest, new employee, Dilbert, Wally, Boss

Dogbert goes to the lake to push people in.
Sports, lake, hobby, fishing, beauty, suffer, flop, wet, fishing pole, Dilbert, Dogbert, fisherman, fish

The Boss complains his laptop is too heavy and Wally suggests deleting some files to make it lighter.
Technology, laptop computer, heavy, file, delete files, suggestion, why not, Boss, Wally

Dilbert sends a flame message to Wally.
Technology, flame, personal hygiene, ignorance, cyberspace, insult, Dilbert, Wally