Wally gets hired back as a consultant.
Consultant, fired, smart, comprehension, rehired, Dilbert, Wally
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Dilbert mathematically proves God exists. The Garbageman checks his work.
Philosophy, mathematical proof, God, transpose, variable, Rene Descartes, trashcan, Dilbert, Dogbert, Garbageman
Dogbert says the executives are being over compensated and recommends cut backs.
Consultant, executive compensation plan, Dogbert Consulting Company, pay cut, repeat business, Dogbert, executive, Boss
Anne tells Dilbert she's given up sleep, exercise and nutrition for the job.
Health, sleep, exercise, nutrition, coffee, aorta, TV stand, intravenous, Dilbert, Anne
The Boss cuts project funding while keeping objectives the same.
Management, project funding, benefits, business case, reality, nutty people, revenue, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss announces he'll be managing a Marketing group in addition to his current duties.
Management, marketing, parking lot, bumper, run over, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice
The Boss orders the marketing people to work.
Management, marketing, segment, focus, motivate, suspenders, Boss, marketing guy
The Boss announces doubling of production from focus group review.
Management, focus group, production, statistics, opinion, sandwich, free lunch, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert goes along on a sales call to answer technical questions.
Sales, sales call, lie, question, bug, security feature, ship date, stupid, attractive, hair, truth, evidence, Ted, Dilbert, customer
A project leader predicts no sales for two years then a sudden surge.
Sales, sales surge, accountable, business case, promotion, presentation, projector, blame, finger pointing, project manager, Dilbert, Wally, Alice
Dogbert writes a book about future trends.
Start of saga: Dogbert the Futurist.
Dogbert-Schemes, book, future trends, valid guesses, vision, audience, trend, laptop computer, author, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert predicts the future of computing.
Dogbert-Schemes, futurist, keyboard, motion sensing ring, 3-D image, computer, Dogbert, Dilbert, moron
Dogbert predicts technology haves and have-nots.
Dogbert-Schemes, futurist, technology, haves and have nots, evolution, mission statement, presentation, microphone, banana, tails, fur, Dogbert, Oog
Dogbert says technology will be driven by money and male hormones.
Dogbert-Schemes, futurist, money, male hormones, virtual reality, dating, holodeck, 2004, laptop computer, author, technology, satellite dish, antenna, Dogbert, Liz
Wally decides to give up on dating and reproduce by other means.
Family, dating, reproduce, asexual cell division, sex, Wally, Dilbert
The Boss combined Dilbert's project with Project Big Foot because he thinks they're the same.
Management, Project Big Foot, budget, cut, resourceful, idiot, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss reasons anything he doesn't understand is easy to do.
Management, timeline, client-server, architecture, design, schedule, Boss
The executives decide to fire employees to make the company stronger.
Management, executive board room, pasty white rumps, fired, task force, executive
Dogbert explains how he will be deciding who to let go.
Dogbert-Schemes, fired, algorithm, salary, headcount, Dogbert, man
An employee is let go and hired back as a consultant.
Dogbert-Schemes, fired, severance package, vacation, contract employee, dress code, telecommute, bathrobe, coffee cup, Dogbert, employee, Dilbert, Wally
The contractor taunts the employees about having to attend a three hour staff meeting.
Office Politics, staff meeting, multimedia developer, bathrobe, coffee cup, contractor, Dilbert, Alice
Dilbert installs and configures a software package.
Technology, configure, software, Academy Award, best actor, Dilbert
The project is behind schedule, the technology is obsolete and the users' requirements have changed.
Meeting, project, schedule, obsolete, technology, requirement, accountable, Project Caribou, team building, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice
An ethics consultant is called in to clear up the grey areas.
Start of saga: Dogbert, the ethics consultant.
Dogbert-Schemes, ethics, confidential, weasel-boy, adviser, grey area, adviser, security camera, security monitor, Boss, Dogbert, Dilbert, Wally
Wally asks the ethics office about co-workers with better PC's.
Dogbert-Schemes, ethics, 386, Pentium, run over, adviser, car, long shot, Wally, Dilbert
Dogbert hears products are killing people and they're selling to youths in poor urban areas.
Dogbert-Schemes, ethics, adviser, kill, product, study, flaw, advertisement, youth market, urban, office supplies, steal, man, Dogbert
A salesperson feels guilty about product now, pay later selling techniques.
Dogbert-Schemes, sales, ethics, fees, advice, adviser, return, trapped, Dogbert, sales rep
The Boss introduces Ray the new finance guy.
Finance, new employee, hate, business case, photocopy, Boss, Dilbert, Ray
The new finance guy seems rigid and not a team player.
Office Politics, rigid, hate, team player, napkin, lunch, Dilbert, Wally
Dogbert the detective finds out who stole Dilbert's lunch.
Office Politics, lunch, steal, motive, opportunity, detective, synthetic, female hormones, breasts, hair, estrogen, thief, steal, Dilbert, Dogbert, Wally, Alice, Boss
The Boss carries the soul of Willy the Mail Boy in a jar.
Management, jar, soul, union, bargain, glory year, Dilbert, Boss, Willy the Mail Boy