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1994-10-01
Wally gets hired back as a consultant.
Consultant, fired, smart, comprehension, rehired, Dilbert, Wally

1994-10-02
Dilbert mathematically proves God exists. The Garbageman checks his work.
Philosophy, mathematical proof, God, transpose, variable, Rene Descartes, trashcan, Dilbert, Dogbert, Garbageman

1994-10-03
Dogbert says the executives are being over compensated and recommends cut backs.
Consultant, executive compensation plan, Dogbert Consulting Company, pay cut, repeat business, Dogbert, executive, Boss

1994-10-04
Anne tells Dilbert she's given up sleep, exercise and nutrition for the job.
Health, sleep, exercise, nutrition, coffee, aorta, TV stand, intravenous, Dilbert, Anne

1994-10-05
The Boss cuts project funding while keeping objectives the same.
Management, project funding, benefits, business case, reality, nutty people, revenue, Boss, Dilbert

1994-10-06
The Boss announces he'll be managing a Marketing group in addition to his current duties.
Management, marketing, parking lot, bumper, run over, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

1994-10-07
The Boss orders the marketing people to work.
Management, marketing, segment, focus, motivate, suspenders, Boss, marketing guy

1994-10-08
The Boss announces doubling of production from focus group review.
Management, focus group, production, statistics, opinion, sandwich, free lunch, Boss, Dilbert

1994-10-09
Dilbert goes along on a sales call to answer technical questions.
Sales, sales call, lie, question, bug, security feature, ship date, stupid, attractive, hair, truth, evidence, Ted, Dilbert, customer

1994-10-10
A project leader predicts no sales for two years then a sudden surge.
Sales, sales surge, accountable, business case, promotion, presentation, projector, blame, finger pointing, project manager, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

1994-10-11
Dogbert writes a book about future trends.
Start of saga: Dogbert the Futurist.
Dogbert-Schemes, book, future trends, valid guesses, vision, audience, trend, laptop computer, author, Dogbert, Dilbert

1994-10-12
Dogbert predicts the future of computing.
Dogbert-Schemes, futurist, keyboard, motion sensing ring, 3-D image, computer, Dogbert, Dilbert, moron

1994-10-13
Dogbert predicts technology haves and have-nots.
Dogbert-Schemes, futurist, technology, haves and have nots, evolution, mission statement, presentation, microphone, banana, tails, fur, Dogbert, Oog

1994-10-14
Dogbert says technology will be driven by money and male hormones.
Dogbert-Schemes, futurist, money, male hormones, virtual reality, dating, holodeck, 2004, laptop computer, author, technology, satellite dish, antenna, Dogbert, Liz

1994-10-15
Wally decides to give up on dating and reproduce by other means.
Family, dating, reproduce, asexual cell division, sex, Wally, Dilbert

1994-10-16
The Boss combined Dilbert's project with Project Big Foot because he thinks they're the same.
Management, Project Big Foot, budget, cut, resourceful, idiot, Boss, Dilbert

1994-10-17
The Boss reasons anything he doesn't understand is easy to do.
Management, timeline, client-server, architecture, design, schedule, Boss

1994-10-18
The executives decide to fire employees to make the company stronger.
Management, executive board room, pasty white rumps, fired, task force, executive

1994-10-19
Dogbert explains how he will be deciding who to let go.
Dogbert-Schemes, fired, algorithm, salary, headcount, Dogbert, man

1994-10-20
An employee is let go and hired back as a consultant.
Dogbert-Schemes, fired, severance package, vacation, contract employee, dress code, telecommute, bathrobe, coffee cup, Dogbert, employee, Dilbert, Wally

1994-10-21
The contractor taunts the employees about having to attend a three hour staff meeting.
Office Politics, staff meeting, multimedia developer, bathrobe, coffee cup, contractor, Dilbert, Alice

1994-10-22
Dilbert installs and configures a software package.
Technology, configure, software, Academy Award, best actor, Dilbert

1994-10-23
The project is behind schedule, the technology is obsolete and the users' requirements have changed.
Meeting, project, schedule, obsolete, technology, requirement, accountable, Project Caribou, team building, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

1994-10-24
An ethics consultant is called in to clear up the grey areas.
Start of saga: Dogbert, the ethics consultant.
Dogbert-Schemes, ethics, confidential, weasel-boy, adviser, grey area, adviser, security camera, security monitor, Boss, Dogbert, Dilbert, Wally

1994-10-25
Wally asks the ethics office about co-workers with better PC's.
Dogbert-Schemes, ethics, 386, Pentium, run over, adviser, car, long shot, Wally, Dilbert

1994-10-26
Dogbert hears products are killing people and they're selling to youths in poor urban areas.
Dogbert-Schemes, ethics, adviser, kill, product, study, flaw, advertisement, youth market, urban, office supplies, steal, man, Dogbert

1994-10-27
A salesperson feels guilty about product now, pay later selling techniques.
Dogbert-Schemes, sales, ethics, fees, advice, adviser, return, trapped, Dogbert, sales rep

1994-10-28
The Boss introduces Ray the new finance guy.
Finance, new employee, hate, business case, photocopy, Boss, Dilbert, Ray

1994-10-29
The new finance guy seems rigid and not a team player.
Office Politics, rigid, hate, team player, napkin, lunch, Dilbert, Wally

1994-10-30
Dogbert the detective finds out who stole Dilbert's lunch.
Office Politics, lunch, steal, motive, opportunity, detective, synthetic, female hormones, breasts, hair, estrogen, thief, steal, Dilbert, Dogbert, Wally, Alice, Boss

1994-10-31
The Boss carries the soul of Willy the Mail Boy in a jar.
Management, jar, soul, union, bargain, glory year, Dilbert, Boss, Willy the Mail Boy