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1994-09-01
The MBA class teacher starts with a refresher in macro economics.
Professional, MBA, macro economics, expert, flood victim, classroom, pencil, whiteboard, diagram, teacher, Dilbert

1994-09-02
Dogbert admires Dilbert's ability to work days and attend night classes.
Professional, MBA, night class, sleep, knowledge, Cheerios, breakfast, Dogbert, Dilbert

1994-09-03
The Boss uses the paper-rock-scissors method to approve a project.
Management, decision, paper-rock-scissors, project, approval, random, Boss, Dilbert

1994-09-04
Dogbert baits a woman in the park. She wants to pet him; he doesn't want to.
Society, park, cute, pet, shy, tease, no, soft, adorable, Dogbert, woman, Dilbert

1994-09-05
Dogbert wants to charge people who give him their opinion.
Dogbert-Schemes, opinion, charge, compensation, from the mouths of babes, Dogbert, Dilbert

1994-09-06
Dogbert sets up a toll line for people to give him their opinion.
Dogbert-Schemes, opinion, charge, 555-dog-bert, vote, television, advertisement, vote, poll, Dogbert, Ratbert

1994-09-07
The group gets a new "Bungee Boss."
Management, bungee boss, mentor, incoming, reassign, harness, Boss, Bungee Boss, Dilbert, Wally

1994-09-08
Dogbert wants to telecommute and have goals that can't be measured.
Telecommuting, interview, salary, objectives, direct deposit, Dogbert, Boss

1994-09-09
Dilbert presents a chart to describe his project's decision making process.
Management, project, decision process, chart, meeting, question, presentation, projector, diagram, Dilbert, Boss

1994-09-10
Dilbert must work harder or be put in the box.
Management, hard work, box, cubicle, unmanageable, threat, Boss, Dilbert

1994-09-11
Dilbert borrows some paper for the laser printer. Phil catches him.
Office Politics, paper, photocopier, laser printer, budget, punishment, heck, wit, pitchspoon, Dilbert, Phil, Wally

1994-09-12
Ratbert feels incredibly lucky as Catbert attacks.
Note: Catbert's first appearance.
Start of saga: Catbert's first appearance.
Family, optimist, luck, attack, hat, Ratbert, Catbert

1994-09-13
Dogbert figures out how to remove Catbert from Ratbert's head.
Family, violence, attack, separate, stomp, injury, optimist, Dogbert, Bob, Catbert, Ratbert

1994-09-14
Dogbert tells Catbert he's not welcome, and Catbert wants to pounce on his natural enemy.
Family, attack, house, computer, enemy, rules, keyboard, Dogbert, Catbert, Dilbert

1994-09-15
Catbert takes over Dilbert's keyboard.
Family, computer, keyboard, cat on the keyboard, ctrl-alt-del, reboot, Dilbert, Catbert

1994-09-16
Catbert convinces Dogbert he should stay.
Family, demographics, family value, appeal, immortal, Mickey, Dogbert, Catbert, Ratbert

1994-09-17
Dilbert asks the Boss for an executive decision without expecting an answer.
Management, executive decision, delay tactic, illegible question, Dilbert, Boss

1994-09-18
Dogbert presents his pyramid scheme.
Dogbert-Schemes, pyramid scheme, wealth, ethics, recruit, family, scam, marketing, sucker, guarantee, math, Dogbert, Dilbert, Wally

1994-09-19
Dilbert tells Dogbert what he expects from the upcoming technology show.
Start of saga: Dilbert attends a technology show.
Technology, technology show, product, salmon, suitcase, spawn, Dilbert, Dogbert

1994-09-20
Dilbert learns men without facial hair are not allowed on the technology show exhibition floor.
Technology, technology show, registration, beard, suspenders, exhibition, clerk, Dilbert

1994-09-21
Dilbert tries to evade the vendors at the technology show.
Technology, technology show, vendor, scan, tractor beam, boring, suspenders, life support, calculate, Dilbert, vendor

1994-09-22
Project requirements firm up, but not with Engineering's involvement.
Teamwork, project requirements, changing requirements, secret thoughts, goon, budget, man, Dilbert

1994-09-23
Bob's services as a goon are up for bids.
Teamwork, project requirements, secret thoughts, goon, bidding, hourly rate, injury, Dilbert, Bob, man

1994-09-24
Dilbert fills in a questionnaire about the Boss's management style.
Management, questionnaire, management style, confidential, training, Boss, Dilbert

1994-09-25
The Boss criticises Dilbert for using the fax for personal business.
Management, fax, personal business, paper, electricity, steal, power, Boss, Dilbert

1994-09-26
Saint Dogbert punishes people who stray from the meeting agenda.
Office Politics, agenda, punish, say something stupid, bishop hat, sceptre, Dilbert, man, Saint Dogbert, Alice, Wally, Boss

1994-09-27
A vice president makes Dilbert and the Boss wait in the hallway.
Office Politics, late, banjo, wait in the hallway, worth, vice president, Dilbert

1994-09-28
The Boss asks Dilbert to remove a cartoon from his cubicle because it's hurting morale.
Management, cartoon, cubicle, morale, management decision, comic strip, kick me, Boss, Dilbert

1994-09-29
The Boss announces the new strategy of shipping defective products and charging for technical support.
Policy, defective products, tech support, user manual, hate, customer, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

1994-09-30
Dilbert and the Boss decide between a good interface and an easy to build interface.
Engineer, point and click, command line interface, typo, reboot, GUI, graphical user interface, Dilbert, Boss