Dilbert realises a woman likes him.
Dating, love, froze over, heck, pigs fly, pitchspoon, Dilbert, Dogbert, Phil
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On Dilbert and Liz's third date, Dilbert asks for a kiss or a turn down.
Dating, kiss, date, let's be friends, tradition, third date, sweat pants, Dilbert, Liz
Dogbert draws a comic book called "The Adventures of Boron."
Creativity, comic book, Adventures of Boron, ego, slay, asynchronous protocol, respect, bandwidth, marketing, engineer, society, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert's daily status report shows low morale and talk of mutiny.
Management, project, status report, morale, mutiny, Baywatch, death, pointy-haired, Dilbert, Boss
Dilbert's question about his cancelled project comes back to haunt him.
Management, president, project, cancel, delegate, response, answer, Boss, Dilbert
The benefits department demands the engineers retire, or they lose their pensions.
Benefits, retire, stock, Haiti, penny stocks, contrarian, letter, benefits, Dilbert, Wally
Ratbert is confused by the birds and the bees.
Family, birds and the bees, confuse, sting, humming bird, sex, Ratbert, Dilbert
Ratbert's philosophy is "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade."
Entrepreneur, lemonade, life, philosophy, complain, napkin, pitcher, ice, Ratbert
Dogbert's dogumentary looks at an engineer in action.
Dogbert-Schemes, dogumentary, engineer, leap into action, screen saver, documentary, camcorder, video camera, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert lists his accomplishments at a staff meeting. To an untrained observer, it does not seem like much.
Meeting, staff meeting, accomplishment, socialising, tiger team, lock-up session, executive briefing, project management software, budget, Dilbert, Boss, Wally, Alice
Dogbert becomes a technology columnist.
Start of saga: Dogbert, technology columnist.
Dogbert-Schemes, columnist, opinion, angry, RISC processor, senior citizen, pundit, laptop computer, author, Dogbert
Dogbert writes a column to explain why he's smarter than the Microsoft corporation.
Dogbert-Schemes, columnist, Microsoft, genius, millionaire, smart, technology, author, laptop computer, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert opposes longer jail sentences for career criminals.
Society, criminal, life in jail, statistics, crime, Dilbert, Dogbert
An employee complains the company cares more about money than the health of employees.
Start of saga: Carpal tunnel syndrome.
Health, carpal tunnel syndrome, health, money, operation, sleep, repetitive stress injury, RSI, surgery, wrist brace, injury, false alarm, employee, Boss
A carpal tunnel syndrome sufferer describes his condition to Wally.
Health, carpal tunnel syndrome, carpool, repetitive motion, brace, surgery, repetitive stress injury, RSI, wrist brace, injury, employee, Wally
An employee says working conditions are bad, but not as bad as being a miner.
Health, carpal tunnel syndrome, miner, gas explosion, canary, wrist brace, injury, employee, Boss, Dilbert
Wally wants to cut the meeting short and get back to the Internet.
Technology, information superhighway, Internet, share ideas, chat area, flirt, blond jokes, shoe, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Al Gore, Alice
A engineer's solution to the problem of uncomfortable bicycle seats.
Engineer, solution, bicycle seat, pants, dorky pants, bicycle pants, Dilbert, Dogbert
Ratbert may be dumb and ugly, but he is aerodynamic.
Family, dumb, attractive, aerodynamic, toss, Ratbert, Dilbert
Dogbert gets a job as head of market research.
Start of saga: Dogbert, head of Market Research.
Dogbert-Schemes, market research, rolling in dough, honesty, opinion, laptop computer, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert says Dilbert belongs to the "techno-geek" segment of the population.
Dogbert-Schemes, market research, techno-geek, gullible, boring, male, spider, trick, shy, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert interviews Ratbert, part of the wild fungi and pencil eraser market segment.
Dogbert-Schemes, market research, segment, fungi, pencil eraser, paper, clipboard, opinion, interview, Dogbert, Ratbert
Dogbert presents some incontrovertible market research statistics.
Dogbert-Schemes, market research, statistics, median age, phase, presentation, projector, Dogbert, Boss
Dogbert tries to organise the engineers into a union.
Dogbert-Schemes, union, salary, overtime, benefits, job security, spine, union dues, organise, porta-spine, cubicle, Dogbert, Wally, Dilbert, Alice
Dilbert says it's almost unnatural for him to have a girlfriend.
Dating, girlfriend, Captain Kirk, fall in love, shooting star, Star Trek, meteorite, crater, Dilbert, Liz
Ratbert attempts a difficult dive onto the sofa.
Family, dive, judge, degree of difficulty, endorsement, couch, Ratbert, Dilbert
The Boss says twenty percent of salaries will depend on meeting sales targets.
Management, sales target, compensation, pay cut, unmeasurable targets, code, encryption, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally
The CEO will be coming to visit, so productive work will cease.
Start of saga: CEO visit.
Management, CEO, productivity, overhead, actor, putting best face forward, Gerard Depardieu, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
Dilbert lists his accomplishments for the CEO visit.
Management, summary, CEO, accomplishment, toxic waste, penicillin, wool, sheep, Boss, Dilbert
The CEO cancels his visit and sends his top aid, Zimbu the monkey, in his place.
Management, CEO, top aid, humiliate, exaggerate, accomplishment, presentation, projector, Boss, Dilbert, Zimbu
The Boss hands out an "attaboy" certificate for work on the Alpha project.
Management, attaboy, certificate, Indian name, Alpha project, impostor, award, Willy, Wallyina, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice, Ted