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Dilbert and Wally discover Dogbert is teaching 'diversity sensitivity'.
Training, dumpy, prejudice, racist, understand, Dilbert, Wally, Dogbert

Dogbert explains the four basic personality groups.
Training, ugly, cute, smart, stupid, respect, pigeonhole, label, Dilbert, Dogbert, Wally

Dogbert leads sensitivity training by telling men to imagine they are a woman.
Training, sensitivity exercise, imagination, popular, dumb, blouse, woman, smile, Dogbert, Wally, Ken

The Boss is gleeful about his economic power over employees and taunts Dilbert.
Downsizing, leverage, inflation, promote, opportunity, downsize, abuse, Dilbert, Boss

The Boss says all engineers are empowered to shut down the factory at any time for any reason.
Empowerment, factory, shutdown, commercial, ethics, raise, hostage, ego, endanger, empower, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

Bob's secretary offers Dilbert sarcasm.
Office Politics, psychic powers, doughnut, Dilbert, secretary

The Boss is impressed by Video Conferencing and Dilbert's puppet.
Telecommuting, puppet, bathrobe, webcam, video camera, Boss, Dilbert

The Boss thinks computer programming is easy.
Management, computer program, program code, typing, spell, colon, Boss, Dilbert

The boss demands an impossibly short deadline for Dilbert's project.
Leadership, deadline, status report, overwork, schedule, Dilbert, Boss

Irv explains how his accounting computer code systems gives him power.
Technology, code, money, lunch, spaghetti, holy grail, reward, Dilbert, Wally, Irv

Ratbert wants to be smart, just like the Garbageman.
Family, smart, respect, creativity, talent, burp, trashcan, love, Ratbert, Garbageman

Ratbert describes why he is afraid of the information superhighway to a group of people.
Personal, fear, information superhighway, type, secretary, toy, deception, alcoholics anonymous, Ratbert, alcoholic

The Boss brings Dilbert an urgent assignment.
Leadership, ageing, crisis, moot, urgent, Dilbert, Boss

The Boss explains the lunch time stress reduction talks was scheduled for last week.
Meeting, stress reduction, Wally, Dilbert, Boss, Alice, Ted

Dilbert joins a soccer league.
Start of saga: Dilbert plays soccer and meets Liz.
Sports, soccer, league, instinct, trajectory, angle, concentration, engineer, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert is asked to be a 'stationary' player in a soccer game.
Note: Liz's first appearance.
Sports, soccer, glasses, calculation, Dilbert, Liz

Liz uses Dilbert's head to score a goal.
Sports, bonk, goal, kick, soccer, good head for the game, Dilbert, Liz

Dilbert asks Liz out for a pizza after the game. Major turn down.
Dating, soccer, ring, eunuch, Dilbert, Liz

The Cuborg 2000 means Dilbert won't have to leave the cubicle. At all.
Technology, Cuborg 2000, work space, nurse, cubicle, life support, tubes, monitor, vital signs, upgrade, self sufficient, nurse, hatch, dish antenna, Boss, Dilbert

The Boss is not clear on what a headhunter does.
Start of saga: Dogbert the headhunter.
Dogbert-Schemes, headhunter, staff, problem, behead, disgruntle, post office, Boss, Dogbert

Dogbert's investigates job openings. Wally is not impressed.
Dogbert-Schemes, headhunting, telephone, Dogbert, Wally

Dogbert offers a man a high paying job in a very cold climate.
Dogbert-Schemes, headhunting, telephone, cold, freeze, gender, Dogbert

Dogbert brags about his salary.
Dogbert-Schemes, headhunting, telephone, brag, Dogbert

Liz says women demand equality, but the man must pay for dinner on a date.
Dating, restaurant, equality, survey, slap, menu, literal, Liz, Dilbert

Liz tests her hand signals hypothesis.
Dating, hold hands, experiment, control, hypothesis, Liz, Dilbert

Wally and Dilbert build a go cart in the lab.
Technology, lab supplies, battery, electric motor, hand truck, go cart, linear accelerator, television, gizmo, Wally, Dilbert, Boss

Dogbert tells Dilbert about his desire to own a publishing company.
Start of saga: Dogbert's publishing company.
Dogbert-Schemes, publish, rejection, people person, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert loves his new career in book publishing.
Dogbert-Schemes, publish, reject, talent, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert criticises an author's book in an interview.
Dogbert-Schemes, publish, murder, dinosaur, detective, song, mystery, original, Dogbert, author

Dogbert the publisher writes a rejection letter to an author.
Dogbert-Schemes, publish, criticism, letter, manuscript, return envelope, stamp, plot, character, Dogbert