Zimbu claims humans will allow themselves to be kept in cages as pets.
Corporate Services, monkey, cage, cubicle, pet, Dilbert, Zimbu
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Bob insists he is a vegetarian.
Vegetarian, chicken, vegetable, fish, clam, threat, Dilbert, Bob
Wally's performance review will be excellent if he eats a bug, the Boss says.
Performance Review, bug, technique, motivate, bun, management, Boss, Wally, Dilbert
Dilbert wants to get ahead, so he must follow in the Boss's footsteps.
Start of saga: Dilbert wants to be a manager.
Management, promotion, footsteps, lobotomy, quality, training, Dilbert, Boss
As part of his management training, Dilbert wears a waste basket on his head.
Management, office politics, promotion, waste basket, Dilbert, Boss
Dogbert advises Dilbert to badmouth co-workers to make himself look better.
Note: Title strip for "Big Things are Coming My Way."
Personal, Bad Thing, office chair, doughnut, insult, Dilbert, Dogbert, Lisa
Dilbert invites the Boss and his wife to dinner.
Office Politics, promotion, dinner party, cook, gourmet, disease, crash dummy, Boss, Dilbert, Boss's wife
Dogbert sells value priced lottery tickets.
Dogbert-Schemes, lottery, ticket, value priced, odds of winning, man, Dogbert
Ratbert buys a value priced lottery ticket from Dogbert.
Dogbert-Schemes, lottery, ticket, value priced, wealth, luck, luck, hedonist, Ratbert, Dogbert
Dogbert thinks everyone should have their weapon of choice.
Philosophy, gun, weapon, NRA, Charlton Heston, bazooka, rocket, ammunition, Dilbert, Dogbert
A salesman hawks a device conforming to international standards for communications.
Technology, standards, communication, experience, telephone, gizmo, sales rep, Dilbert
The Boss actually hires a weasel to write weasel-words for a business case.
Management, weasel, business case, mink, Boss, Dilbert, weasel
A weasel translates Dilbert's situation into weasel words.
Management, project, business case, vendor, cost-justify, ethics, weasel, Dilbert
The Boss wants to ship the latest project to customers for beta testing.
Project, Project Dewdrop, Project Ducky, explosion, customer, beta test, PC board, tool, Boss, Dilbert
The beta test must be delayed since the product keeps exploding, Dilbert tells the Boss.
Project, beta test, trial, explode, pessimist, non-disclosure agreement, NDA, gizmo, Dilbert, Boss
Alice tells Dilbert she hates to take makeup off.
Personal, makeup, Tammy Faye, bowling ball, bowling alley, Dilbert, Alice
The Boss provides vision for the group and it's sugar and caffeine enhanced.
Leadership, vision, sugar, doughnut, coffee, servant, laid off, gardener, blind, Boss, Wally, Alice, Dilbert
The company bids for DSN, the company that provides static to blank channels.
Start of saga: Dogbert Static Network.
Dogbert-Schemes, DSN, static, bid, television, Hollywood, channel, Dogbert Static Network, sunglasses, Boss, Dilbert, Dogbert, Wally, Alice
Dilbert tells Dogbert he can't copyright static on television.
Dogbert-Schemes, DSN, copyright, television, film, library, whistle, static, sunglasses, Dilbert, Dogbert
The Boss hears rivals are also bidding for control of the DSN.
Dogbert-Schemes, DSN, rival, bid, investment, creativity, consultant, spend, co-worker, Boss
Dogbert is offered sixty billion for the "Dogbert Static Network."
Business, Dogbert Static Network, buy out, stock, mercury dime, Dogbert, executive
Dilbert is assigned to the takeover of DSN.
Management, takeover, DSN, downsize, broadcast, Boss, Dilbert
Dogbert plans to build an amusement park; but it's to amuse Dogbert.
Dogbert-Schemes, amusement park, blueprint, wedgie, maze, restroom, bathroom, Dogbert, Dilbert
Wally is jealous of Dilbert's voice-controlled computer.
Technology, envy, voice control, computer, mouse, colour printer, swear, delete, Wally, Dilbert
Dilbert can't master the photocopier.
Technology, photocopier, reduce, collate, staple, darken, legal size, paper, copy, thip crinkle and spoit, Dilbert, woman
The Boss announces appliances will be given out instead of raises.
Leadership, appliance, television, refrigerator, lava lamp, mayonnaise, Boss, Dilbert, Dogbert
The Boss wants an upgrade for his computer.
Technology, upgrade, computer, cardboard prop, motherboard, desk, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss dumps another "Top Priority" on Dilbert after neglecting it for weeks.
Leadership, priority, Boss, Dilbert
A guy wastes time at a Friday meeting.
Meeting, fort, Friday, waste of time, co-worker, Dilbert, Wally, Alice
The Boss ridicules Dilbert's notion of challenging a bad decision.
Management, bad decision, career, mixed signals, necktie, Boss, Dilbert