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The Boss says it's simple to re-engineer. Just talk to the employees who would be fired.
Start of saga: Dilbert re-engineers.
Management, re-engineer, fire, data, business process, flying monkey, design, question, success, Boss, Dilbert

Dogbert wants to be a re-engineering consultant because he would be objective about downsizing.
Dogbert-Schemes, re-engineer, consultant, objective, downsize, attitude, robe, cherub, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert recommends re-engineering the business process. It does not go well.
Management, report, recommend, re-engineer, business process, cough, skull, Dilbert, Dogbert, Boss

In the last election, Dogbert convinced Dilbert not to vote.
Politics, election, vote, disagree, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert warns Dilbert his technical degree is obsolete in five years.
Engineer, obsolete, doohickey, magazine, newspaper, degree, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert explains how to get rid of deadbeats and whiners in a group.
Management, reorganise, deadbeat, whine, project, competent, performance review, competition, teamwork, success, subgroup, transfer, Dogbert

The Marketing department is the Engineering department's customer.
Marketing, department, customer, feasibility study, boss, work, Dilbert, Fred, Wally

The Boss wants the budget analyst to decide which engineering projects to cut.
Budget, ignorance, strategy, engineer, intelligent, choice, Boss, Susan

The Boss claims the value of the average employee will increase.
Downsizing, value, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

The Boss announces there will be no promotions or raises this year.
Leadership, raise, inflation, uncertain, manager, leader, mathematical certainty, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

Dilbert tells the Boss that without raises, the smart people will leave.
Leadership, raise, quit, potluck, engineer, headcount, Boss, Dilbert

Dilbert calculates their worth at retirement if they get no raises.
Benefits, inflation, retire, aluminum can, shopping cart, net worth, Dilbert, Wally

Dogbert explains how to politely let somebody know they're babbling.
Personal, body language, babble, watch, smash, daily planner, polite, Heimlich Manoeuvre, Kevorkian Dodge, wristwatch, surrender, Heimlich Manoeuvre, Dilbert, Dogbert, Alice

The Boss reorganises -- again -- to help floundering projects.
Management, project, strategy, reorganise, bold, Boss, Dilbert

The Boss creates a new layer of management and hires an MBA for it.
Management, MBA, Harfurd, rabbit ears, Boss, Dilbert, Richard

The Boss asks for a name for the reorganised department.
Management, reorganise, name, food service, procurement, chips and dips, engineer, ambition, unled, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice, co-worker

The Boss has a whole new take on reorganisation that involves body parts.
Management, reorganisation, liver, transplant, body part diagram, anatomy, accounting, Boss, Dilbert

Wally thinks reorganisations are excuses for getting rid of some employees.
Office Politics, organ donor, reorganise, downsize, shoulder, form, Wally, Dilbert

The Boss announces a major reorganisation to Susan, building to real bad news.
Management, reorganisation, budget, fire, bad news, Boss, Susan

Wally looks forward to retirement -- fixed income and health problems.
Professional, retire, fixed income, health, wrinkle, complain, pre-meeting, survive, productivity, Wally, Dilbert, Boss

Dilbert asks Cheryl for lunch next week.
Dating, lunch, hungry, turn down, reject, Dilbert, Cheryl

A woman turns down lunch with Dilbert because she's dead.
Dating, lunch, dead, spasm, stiff, hand truck, Dilbert, woman

Dilbert asks Lisa out for dinner but she's washing her hair.
Dating, dinner, wash, hair, coffee, clean, Dilbert, Lisa

Dogbert the prophet says the world will end in the year 2000.
Start of saga: Dogbert the prophet predicts the end of the world in the year 2000.
Y2K, doomsday, prophet, logic, world will end, round number, gullible, swami hat, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert explains why the world will end in the year 2000 -- round numbers.
Y2K, world will end, round number, predict, mobile home, anxiety, swami hat, creator, universe, base ten, Dogbert, Ratbert

Dogbert asks a moron for his money, to prepare for the year 2000.
Y2K, world will end, money, evil, bank, deductible, piggy bank, savings, swami hat, Dogbert, moron

Dilbert gets performance anxiety at the automated teller machine.
Technology, ATM, bank, impatient, Mandarin Chinese, United Way, Visine, performance anxiety, glare, Dilbert, Dogbert

Wally and Dilbert are jealous Zimbu designs commercial products so fast.
Start of saga: Zimbu has an advantage using the computer -- a tail.
Science, product, design, secret, mouse, tail, cut and paste, evolution, advantage, Wally, Dilbert, Zimbu

The Boss is impressed Zimbu can design products with his tail.
Science, product, evolution, tail, mouse, design, disk drive, security software, Boss, Dilbert, Zimbu

Dilbert says if tails were an advantage, then people would have them.
Science, tail, mouse, evolution, C programmer, squirrel, whiskers, buck teeth, Dilbert, Zimbu, Boss, Rocky

Zimbu explains why tails are an advantage to use the mouse.
Science, tail, mouse, evolution, Darwin, species, extinct, Zimbu, Dilbert