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1994-02-01
St. Dogbert exorcises the demons of stupidity from a software developer.
Technology, stupid, demon, bishop hat, sceptre, command.com, Saint Dogbert, developer

1994-02-02
Saint Dogbert gets rid of the Boss's demons of stupidity.
Technology, demons of stupidity, command, be gone, suit, bishop hat, sceptre, Saint Dogbert, Boss

1994-02-03
A clip-out image of Saint Dogbert.
Technology, demons of stupidity, clip, image, protect, out out, bishop hat, sceptre, scissors, Saint Dogbert

1994-02-04
The Boss turns into a black hole.
Management, C, grade, computer language, black hole, gravity, idea, escape, Boss, Dilbert

1994-02-05
Dilbert gets a 3-D stereo and high definition television.
Technology, 3-D, stereo, sound, HDTV, television, life, video, surround sound speakers, close, Dilbert, Dogbert

1994-02-06
Dilbert figures out how to get a report to another person.
Technology, fax, modem, computer, software, upgrade, e-mail, copier, toner, printer, hold, telephone, Dilbert

1994-02-07
The Boss gives out details on the casual dress policy.
Fashion, casual, dress code, guidelines, shorts, tank top, t-shirt, jeans, sneakers, sandals, morale, underwear, Boss, Dilbert

1994-02-08
The Boss announces casual Fridays; Wally and Dilbert are terrified.
Empowerment, casual, Friday, fashion, scrutiny, paranimals, Sears, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

1994-02-09
The Boss criticises the engineers' dress sense on casual day.
Fashion, casual, dress, engineer, taste, bell bottoms, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

1994-02-10
The Boss asks for ideas to delight the customers.
Management, delight, customer, price, meeting, waste, money, fire, Boss, Alice, Wally, Dilbert

1994-02-11
Dogbert says he's so cute he could get away with murder.
Family, cute, nose, ear, tail, looks, murder, hit man, mob, Dogbert, Dilbert

1994-02-12
Dogbert creates a "Baby Dogbert" ceramic figurine.
Dogbert-Schemes, cute, profit, ceramic, Baby Dogbert, figurine, vomit, focus group, Dogbert, Dilbert

1994-02-13
Dogbert complains about being called insensitive.
Personal, joke, funny, insensitive, feeling, gender, race, lifestyle, body, Dilbert, Dogbert

1994-02-14
Wally and Dilbert abuse a guy from marketing with fearsome technobabble.
Marketing, fear, technobabble, multiplexer, space, meeting, Wally, Dilbert, marketing guy

1994-02-15
Dilbert doesn't want to spend his life trying to please others.
Philosophy, please, fool, crush, thought, threat, Dilbert, Dogbert

1994-02-16
The Boss wants to set priorities. Carol has other plans.
Management, leader, priority, calendar, yahoo, appointment, Boss, Carol

1994-02-17
Wally says it's better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission.
Office Politics, forgiveness, permission, risk, moot, reorganisation, stupid, lunch, Ted, Wally, Dilbert

1994-02-18
The Boss says it's his job to make resources available to employees.
Management, resource, job, money, project, calendar, unavailable, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

1994-02-19
Dilbert revels in his super workstation and feels a song coming on.
Technology, happiest people, monitor, RAM, gigabytes, hard disk, song, sing, Dilbert

1994-02-20
Dilbert asks Marketing what they want in the new product.
Product, design, marketing, screen, wallet, purse, satellite, air freshener, teeth, screen saver, communication, disease, time travel, telepathic user interface, Boss, Dilbert, marketing guy

1994-02-21
Layoffs are handled in a humane way, the Boss says as a victim gets shot with a tranquiliser dart.
Downsizing, layoff, humane, tranquilise, dart, unemployment office, tranquiliser gun, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, hunter

1994-02-22
Wally distributes cards for "Buzzword Bingo."
Office Politics, buzzword, bingo, objectives, attentive, proactive, Wally, Boss, Dilbert, Alice

1994-02-23
Nobody wants to bring anything to the potluck lunch.
Office Politics, potluck, lunch, ice, salt, beverage, mineral water, Alice, Wally, Dilbert

1994-02-24
Dilbert and Wally describe the Boss in glowing terms.
Management, glowing terms, flame, idiot, dynamite, Dilbert, Wally

1994-02-25
Dilbert complains the Boss has eliminated the technical training budget.
Corporate Services, training, hair, Dilbert, Boss

1994-02-26
Wally and Dilbert provide predictions of disaster if their projects are cut.
Budget, project, locusts, world, spin, space, Wally, Dilbert, Susan

1994-02-27
Dilbert gets a locator device -- a dog collar.
Management, collar, extension cord, leash, humiliate, conformance, efficiency, locator, restroom, monitor, track, gerbil, rationalise, Boss, Dilbert

1994-02-28
Dilbert is put in charge of the re-engineering project.
Management, re-engineer, bandwagon, support, Hell, Dilbert, Boss