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Dogbert films Dilbert in a passionate embrace.
Personal, dating, embrace, kiss, video, camera, worry, camcorder, Dilbert, Dogbert

The Garbageman explains reality to Ratbert.
Science, reality, blank slate, time, illusion, perceive, experience, VCR, video, trashcan, motion, brain, Ratbert, Garbageman

The Boss transfers Dave to Marketing but there's no budget for training.
Marketing, transfer, training, budget, slap, drink, temporary fix, Boss, Dave

The Boss explains the new upside-down org-chart concept.
Inequity, organisation chart, pay, important, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

The Boss explains the company is flattening the organisation.
Management, organisation chart, flatten the organisation, promotion, raise, job title, Beverly, Boss, Wally

The Boss's brain functions are portrayed.
Management, brain, cost-cutting, profit, sales, ink, pen, Boss

The Boss reads out the announcement of Tim leaving the company.
Management, footnote, announcement, opportunity, regret, medication, reading between the lines, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally

The company trims travel budgets. A cannon is involved.
Corporate Services, travel, budget, crash helmet, briefcase, cannon, bus fare, meeting, man

Dilbert tries to find a girlfriend using an engineering project approach.
Project, girlfriend, personal life, alternative, attractive, ratio, buying power, baboon, stupid, face transplant, engineer, Dilbert, Dogbert

The new employee tells the truth in a project update at a meeting.
Meeting, project, random, desperation, update, emotion, bug, Boss, employee, Wally

A clique of young, funny and single people is forming in the department.
Office Politics, clique, youth, humour, single, drink, ski trip, romance, work, Dilbert, co-worker

Dilbert bores a co-worker by explaining something already known.
Office Politics, explanation, conversation, nod, body language, Velcro, oxygen, brain, escape, Dilbert, Ted

Dogbert asks Dilbert to invest in his "Dogbert's Reincarnation Investment Fund."
Investment, Dogbert's Reincarnation Investment Fund, compound interest, cow, milk, brochure, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert asks a hippie to invest in his reincarnation fund.
Investment, Dogbert's Reincarnation Investment Fund, rich, van, music, soul, muscle, Dogbert, hippie

Dogbert advises an investor with a low liquidity to stupidity ratio.
Dogbert-Schemes, liquidity, stupid, Dogbert's Reincarnation Investment Fund, qualify, ratio, brain, Dogbert, investor

Dilbert shows off his "stealth business suit" that cancels sounds, resists sticky notes and prevents phone calls and pages.
Technology, stealth business suit, sound dampers, yellow sticky note, telephone, pager, lead, Sunday, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert asks for permission to keep a plastic plant in his cubicle.
Corporate Services, Cubicle Gestapo, plastic, plant, bug, smart, permission, Dilbert, cubicle cop

Dilbert decides to put a plant in his cubicle anyway.
Personal, Cubicle Gestapo, plastic plant, rebel, antiperspirant, body odour, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert synthesises some pheromones.
Science, synthesise, pheromone, irresistible, self-love, test tube, chemical, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert wears some pheromones on a date.
Dating, pheromone, irresistible, flirt, attraction, restaurant, mace, bribe, wine, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Dilbert's pheromone cologne fries women's brains.
Dating, pheromone, aerobics, Dilbert, woman

Dogbert advises Dilbert opposites attract and he should find an opposite.
Dating, opposites, drawing-power, beautiful, stimulate, pose, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert dropped his cell phone in the john.
Technology, cell phone, pager, john, replace, writing tool, glasses, toilet, Dilbert, Boss, Dogbert

The Elbonian division won the bid to launch French satellites into orbit.
Technology, Elbonia, bid, launch, satellite, orbit, France, slingshot, expensive, Boss, Dilbert, Elbonian

Dilbert takes charge of the satellite launching in Elbonia.
Technology, Elbonia, satellite, launch, France, slingshot, embassy, war, Dilbert, Elbonian

Dilbert reports on the status of the Elbonian satellite launching program.
Technology, Elbonia, satellite, France, war, project, status, emphasise the positive, headcount, trend, Dilbert, Elbonian

The French bomb Elbonia.
Politics, war, Elbonia, France, bomb, scare, sting, hat, nupe, Dilbert, Elbonian

Elbonia's war with France is suddenly over.
Politics, war, Elbonia, France, bomb, GNP, scrap, champagne, snail, escargot, embassy, megaphone, Dilbert, Elbonian

Ratbert gives himself as an example of happiness because he is clueless.
Family, clueless, naked, annoy, Dilbert, Ratbert

Dilbert helps preserve spotted chipmunks.
Science, Spotted Chipmunk Preservation Society, tranquilise, tree, dart, newsletter, dead chipmunk joke, humour, tranquiliser gun, Dilbert, Dogbert, man

Dogbert becomes Saint Dogbert to drive out demons of stupidity.
Start of saga: First appearance of Saint Dogbert.
Technology, patron saint, broken, stupid, paw, demons of stupidity, spiritual, bishop hat, sceptre, Saint Dogbert, Dilbert