Dilbert takes Matt to a meeting.
Meeting, mentor, meeting, talk, assignment, Dilbert, Matt
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Dilbert shows Matt his computer.
Technology, mentor, technical training, mouse, inconvenient, Dilbert, Matt
Dogbert wins the bid for the new corporate fitness program.
Dogbert-Schemes, bid, corporate fitness program, aerobics, laugh, engineer, Boss, Dogbert
The engineers do aerobics.
Dogbert-Schemes, corporate fitness program, aerobics, skeptic, Dogbert, Dilbert, Wally, Alice
Wally wants Dilbert to take over his project while he's on vacation in Aruba.
Project, vacation, Aruba, deliverable, waiter, career, coincidence, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
Dilbert needs a replacement chair because his is broken. The warehouse only has manager chairs.
Office Politics, chair, warehouse, manager, promotion, armrest, Dilbert, warehouse clerk
Dilbert wants to use empowerment to get a chair above his station.
Empowerment, chair, authority, warehouse, engineer, cubicle, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert takes a chair from another cubicle because his is broken.
Professional, chair, steal, heck, elevator, walkie-talkie, Dilbert, Phil
Phil, prince of insufficient light, sentences Dilbert for stealing a chair.
Personal, chair, steal, heck, demon, troll, accountant, summon, Dilbert, Phil, Ed
Dilbert is sentenced by Phil to lunch in Accounting for stealing a chair.
Accounting, chair, penalty, lunch, Dilbert, Phil, accountant
Ratbert writes a short story for people with little patience.
Family, author, short story, patience, sequel, blah, pillow, commercial success, Ratbert, Dogbert
Dogbert shows how to deal with personality defects.
Office Politics, personality defect, laugh, nervous, zombie, chatter, boring, seal, cubicle, Dogbert, Todd, Allen, Virginia, Matt, Dilbert
Stan lies openly to a customer about tech specs, Dilbert can't counter him.
Marketing, Star Trek, RAM, beam me up, Spock, tachyon field emissions, Dilbert, Stan, customer
Stan defends himself when Dilbert says he lied to the customer.
Marketing, karate, promise, engineer, deliver, class, Dilbert, Stan
Dilbert fits a change of clothes into a Pringles can.
Start of saga: Clothes in a can.
Fashion, clothes, Pringles, fabric, Dilbert
Dilbert finds a name for his tubular luggage.
Fashion, clothes, Pringles, Dorkage, tubular luggage, target market, invention, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert's clothes are wrinkled from being in a can.
Fashion, clothes, Pringles, wrinkle, tubular luggage, reject, Dilbert, woman
Ratbert pastes pictures of himself into Dilbert's photo album.
Family, photo, album, baby, ugly, bad, mother, Ratbert, Dilbert
Dilbert invents a time machine and wants to use it for garbage disposal.
Science, trash, garbage, time machine, explore, recycle, decompose, tool, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert presents a list of Christmas demands to Dilbert.
Dogbert-Schemes, Christmas, demand, hostage, life support, Santa, list, instruction, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert gives Ratbert a list of Christmas demands. All items can be shoplifted.
Dogbert-Schemes, Christmas, demand, shoplift, valet, pencil, steal, list, Dogbert, Ratbert
At Christmas, it's better to give than receive, Dogbert tells Bob.
Family, Christmas, better to give than receive, income, wedgie, season, coin, Dogbert, Bob
Dogbert is worried he doesn't have enough Christmas gifts.
Family, Christmas, present, gift, run away, psychology, dead, snow bank, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert pressures Dilbert to do more Christmas shopping.
Family, Christmas, present, gift, shop, guilt, doubt, hype, Dogbert, Dilbert
It's Christmas day. Dilbert, Dogbert and Ratbert exchange gifts. Dilbert welcomes Ratbert to the family.
Family, Christmas, present, guilt, welcome, allowance, bathrobe, tree, gift, Dilbert, Ratbert
Dilbert's date can't stop talking about her old boyfriend.
Dating, restaurant, old boyfriend, coma, funny, handsome, luck, Dilbert, Dilbert's date, Jack
Dogbert wants a world map for his war room.
Start of saga: Dogbert plans world conquest.
Dogbert-Schemes, map, store, retail, war room, ambassador, France, air sick, diplomatic immunity, Dogbert, map store clerk
Dogbert plans his world conquest.
Dogbert-Schemes, war room, conquest, sneeze, brain cell, election day, map, part ticket, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert says he'll name a city after Ratbert.
Dogbert-Schemes, conquest, Pittsburgh, Yoo Hoo, city, Dogbert, Ratbert
Dogbert calculates which world takeover scheme would cause the least losses.
Dogbert-Schemes, army, religion, lawyer, conquer, spreadsheet, student, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert gets people to sign a petition to be world leader.
Dogbert-Schemes, petition, hunger, conquest, law, boilerplate, establishment, monarchy, Dogbert, man