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Dilbert takes Matt to a meeting.
Meeting, mentor, meeting, talk, assignment, Dilbert, Matt

Dilbert shows Matt his computer.
Technology, mentor, technical training, mouse, inconvenient, Dilbert, Matt

Dogbert wins the bid for the new corporate fitness program.
Dogbert-Schemes, bid, corporate fitness program, aerobics, laugh, engineer, Boss, Dogbert

The engineers do aerobics.
Dogbert-Schemes, corporate fitness program, aerobics, skeptic, Dogbert, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

Wally wants Dilbert to take over his project while he's on vacation in Aruba.
Project, vacation, Aruba, deliverable, waiter, career, coincidence, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

Dilbert needs a replacement chair because his is broken. The warehouse only has manager chairs.
Office Politics, chair, warehouse, manager, promotion, armrest, Dilbert, warehouse clerk

Dilbert wants to use empowerment to get a chair above his station.
Empowerment, chair, authority, warehouse, engineer, cubicle, Boss, Dilbert

Dilbert takes a chair from another cubicle because his is broken.
Professional, chair, steal, heck, elevator, walkie-talkie, Dilbert, Phil

Phil, prince of insufficient light, sentences Dilbert for stealing a chair.
Personal, chair, steal, heck, demon, troll, accountant, summon, Dilbert, Phil, Ed

Dilbert is sentenced by Phil to lunch in Accounting for stealing a chair.
Accounting, chair, penalty, lunch, Dilbert, Phil, accountant

Ratbert writes a short story for people with little patience.
Family, author, short story, patience, sequel, blah, pillow, commercial success, Ratbert, Dogbert

Dogbert shows how to deal with personality defects.
Office Politics, personality defect, laugh, nervous, zombie, chatter, boring, seal, cubicle, Dogbert, Todd, Allen, Virginia, Matt, Dilbert

Stan lies openly to a customer about tech specs, Dilbert can't counter him.
Marketing, Star Trek, RAM, beam me up, Spock, tachyon field emissions, Dilbert, Stan, customer

Stan defends himself when Dilbert says he lied to the customer.
Marketing, karate, promise, engineer, deliver, class, Dilbert, Stan

Dilbert fits a change of clothes into a Pringles can.
Start of saga: Clothes in a can.
Fashion, clothes, Pringles, fabric, Dilbert

Dilbert finds a name for his tubular luggage.
Fashion, clothes, Pringles, Dorkage, tubular luggage, target market, invention, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert's clothes are wrinkled from being in a can.
Fashion, clothes, Pringles, wrinkle, tubular luggage, reject, Dilbert, woman

Ratbert pastes pictures of himself into Dilbert's photo album.
Family, photo, album, baby, ugly, bad, mother, Ratbert, Dilbert

Dilbert invents a time machine and wants to use it for garbage disposal.
Science, trash, garbage, time machine, explore, recycle, decompose, tool, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert presents a list of Christmas demands to Dilbert.
Dogbert-Schemes, Christmas, demand, hostage, life support, Santa, list, instruction, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert gives Ratbert a list of Christmas demands. All items can be shoplifted.
Dogbert-Schemes, Christmas, demand, shoplift, valet, pencil, steal, list, Dogbert, Ratbert

At Christmas, it's better to give than receive, Dogbert tells Bob.
Family, Christmas, better to give than receive, income, wedgie, season, coin, Dogbert, Bob

Dogbert is worried he doesn't have enough Christmas gifts.
Family, Christmas, present, gift, run away, psychology, dead, snow bank, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert pressures Dilbert to do more Christmas shopping.
Family, Christmas, present, gift, shop, guilt, doubt, hype, Dogbert, Dilbert

It's Christmas day. Dilbert, Dogbert and Ratbert exchange gifts. Dilbert welcomes Ratbert to the family.
Family, Christmas, present, guilt, welcome, allowance, bathrobe, tree, gift, Dilbert, Ratbert

Dilbert's date can't stop talking about her old boyfriend.
Dating, restaurant, old boyfriend, coma, funny, handsome, luck, Dilbert, Dilbert's date, Jack

Dogbert wants a world map for his war room.
Start of saga: Dogbert plans world conquest.
Dogbert-Schemes, map, store, retail, war room, ambassador, France, air sick, diplomatic immunity, Dogbert, map store clerk

Dogbert plans his world conquest.
Dogbert-Schemes, war room, conquest, sneeze, brain cell, election day, map, part ticket, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert says he'll name a city after Ratbert.
Dogbert-Schemes, conquest, Pittsburgh, Yoo Hoo, city, Dogbert, Ratbert

Dogbert calculates which world takeover scheme would cause the least losses.
Dogbert-Schemes, army, religion, lawyer, conquer, spreadsheet, student, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert gets people to sign a petition to be world leader.
Dogbert-Schemes, petition, hunger, conquest, law, boilerplate, establishment, monarchy, Dogbert, man