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1993-11-01
The Boss shows off the new sleeping tubes.
Management, Japan, sleeping tube, commute, personal, employee of the week, exhaustion, Boss, Dilbert

1993-11-02
The Boss warns the meeting about karoshi and suggests a remedy.
Overwork, karoshi, work, death, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

1993-11-03
Ratbert says he feels love and respect from the family.
Family, love, respect, cheese, trap, prejudice, Ratbert

1993-11-04
Ratbert wants to be taken for a walk. The strip asks for a vote for whether Ratbert should be hit with a rolled up magazine.
Family, walk, exercise, rolled up magazine, vote, leech, Ratbert, Dilbert

1993-11-05
Dogbert reports a deluge of e-mail about voting for whether to hit Ratbert with a magazine.
Family, vote, e-mail, deluge, rolled up magazine, hit, power tool, ear, Dogbert, Dilbert, Ratbert

1993-11-06
Ratbert will be whacked with a magazine if the strip readers vote for it.
Note: Resolved in 1993-11-29.
Family, vote, e-mail, rolled up magazine, fate, cruelty, visual appeal, Dilbert, Ratbert, Dogbert

1993-11-07
Dogbert writes to the president of the USA with few suggestions on how to run the country.
Politics, president, e-mail, executive order, moral, Ross Perot, Bill Clinton, George Clinton, Dilbert, Dogbert

1993-11-08
The Boss revels in his exemption from the obligation to make coffee.
Leadership, coffee maker, coffee pot, Boss, Dilbert

1993-11-09
The Boss discovers there's a difference between Unix and eunuchs.
Note: This strip is #1 on Scott's list of 10 favourite strips.
Engineer, eunuch, Unix, nurse, Boss, Dilbert

1993-11-10
The engineers will be going on a seminar to build confidence: fire walking.
Start of saga: Fire walking.
Management, seminar, fire walking, confidence, barefoot, burning coals, injury, cost, expensive, Boss, Dilbert, Alice

1993-11-11
Wally volunteers to fire walk first.
Management, seminar, fire walking, barefoot, burning coals, alcohol, aftershave, instructor, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

1993-11-12
Dilbert goes fire walking next.
Management, seminar, fire walking, barefoot, burning coals, confidence, socks, instructor, Dilbert

1993-11-13
Dilbert survived the fire walking with asbestos socks.
Family, seminar, fire walking, barefoot, burning coals, asbestos, socks, Dilbert, Dogbert

1993-11-14
Dilbert reviews his accomplishments at his performance review. There's nothing concrete mentioned.
Performance Review, accomplishment, sarcasm, empowerment, paradigm, quality, customer, proactive, chaos, change, Boss, Dilbert

1993-11-15
A man says hello to Dogbert.
Society, walk, hello, suffer, fool, ear, Dogbert, man

1993-11-16
Dogbert wants a phaser to zap the fools he meets.
Dogbert-Schemes, fool, phaser, zap, lethal, scream, society, gizmo, tool, twitch, fun, Dogbert, Dilbert

1993-11-17
Dogbert complains he doesn't have a phaser to zap fools.
Dogbert-Schemes, fool, zap, moral, phaser, justice, academic, trashcan, fun, Dogbert, Garbageman

1993-11-18
Dogbert zaps a fools with a phaser.
Dogbert-Schemes, fool, zap, phaser, smile, muscle, injury, Dogbert, fool

1993-11-19
Dogbert, phaser in hand, goes to see the traffic reporter.
Dogbert-Schemes, fool, zap, phaser, traffic reports, sequel, injury, Dogbert, idiot

1993-11-20
Dogbert returns the Garbageman's phaser.
Dogbert-Schemes, fool, zap, phaser, anger, smile, wag, trashcan, battery, Dogbert, Garbageman

1993-11-21
Dogbert shows off his moves in basketball.
Sports, basketball, hover, Michael Jordan, virtual reality, hang time, dunk, Dilbert, Dogbert

1993-11-22
The secretary chafes at making copies.
Start of saga: Secretary with a crossbow.
Corporate Services, photocopy, crossbow, ivy league, secretary, executive

1993-11-23
The secretary with a crossbow asks Russell to answer his own phone.
Corporate Services, crossbow, telephone, chat, job satisfaction, Carol, Russell

1993-11-24
A manager wants to slip in front of the secretary with a crossbow at the photocopier.
Corporate Services, crossbow, photocopier, time, sting, Carol, manager

1993-11-25
The secretary with a crossbow goes hunting.
Corporate Services, crossbow, hunt, whale, Moby Dick, capsize, desk, Carol, Boss, Dilbert

1993-11-26
Ratbert believes verbal abuse will allow him to bond with Dilbert.
Family, bond, abuse, insult, idiot, verbal, best friend, friendship, Dilbert, Ratbert

1993-11-27
Dilbert introduces his ego to a woman.
Dating, bar, introduction, splash, drink, sparkling water, alcohol, worship, Dilbert, Dilbert's ego

1993-11-28
The airlines are cutting back on frills -- like meals, snacks and drinks.
Travel, flight, airplane, meal, snack, frill, peanuts, soda, belch, ear, Dilbert, Dogbert, flight attendant

1993-11-29
The votes are in. Ratbert is spared from being whacked with a magazine.
Note: Continued from 1993-11-06. The margin says "57% = spared."
Family, vote, e-mail, rolled up magazine, random cruelty, wedgie, social context, Dogbert, Dilbert, Bob, Ratbert

1993-11-30
Dilbert becomes a mentor for a new engineering graduate.
Start of saga: Dilbert the mentor.
Professional, mentor, new employee, spirit, bet, crush, Boss, Dilbert, Matt