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Dogbert announces his own tax. Dilbert must pay.
Dogbert-Schemes, tax, unfair, prison, infrastructure, form, penalty, Dogbert, Dilbert

Ratbert wants to team up with Bob and pool their resources.
Start of saga: Ratbert rides on Bob's shoulders.
Family, team, individual, strength, brain, Ratbert, Bob

Ratbert believes he will get love by riding on Bob's head.
Family, dinosaur, love, zit, pathetic, defective, Ratbert, Bob, passerby

Ratbert shouts warnings when danger approaches.
Family, symbiosis, danger, shout, ozone, consumer confidence, tail, Ratbert, Bob

Dogbert keeps a database of the stupid things Dilbert says.
Family, file, stupid, page, CD-ROM, fetch, slippers, computer centre, overtime, Dogbert, Dilbert, Juan

The Boss loves temporary employees because they're easy to get rid of.
Management, temporary worker, benefit, union, dumpster, flush, Dilbert, Boss

Dilbert taunts a contract worker for having to be super-productive.
Productivity, temp, contract, productive, excite, survival, result, marketing, requirement, Dilbert, Wally, contract employee

A marketing guy complains the engineers have done nothing on his project.
Marketing, project, requirement, career, engineer, marketing guy, Wally, Dilbert

Ratbert wants respect so he sings Barry Manilow songs while slapping himself.
Family, respect, talent, Barry Manilow, sing, slap, enjoy, disturb, Copacabana, Ratbert, Dilbert

Ratbert gets his own TV cable channel and Dogbert explains his show.
Family, cable television, Barry Manilow, camcorder, television camera, program, couch potato, Dilbert, Dogbert, Ratbert, TV-watchers

Dilbert catches Ratbert hot-tubbing in the spaghetti pot.
Family, cook, spaghetti, hot tub, pot, caper, apron, Ratbert, Dilbert, Dogbert

The Boss tortures Nervous Ed by giving him a special assignment.
Management, special assignment, project, empowerment, panic, cubicle, kiss of death, Boss, Nervous Ed, Dilbert, Wally

The Boss welcomes people to the four hour meeting from hell.
Meeting, meeting from hell, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Ted

Dogbert the "Blame Consultant" pitches his services to the Boss.
Start of saga: Dogbert, blame consultant.
Consultant, blame, fault, management fad, Dogbert, Boss

Dogbert blames Willy for the company's problems.
Consultant, blame, type, word processor, product, innovate, pioneer, market, Dogbert, Willy

Dogbert says Wally is to blame for the company's problems.
Consultant, blame, personal gain, plaque, plastic frame, reward, fault, success, Dogbert, Wally

Dogbert presents a consulting report bulked up by witty analogies to the Boss.
Consultant, report, insight, analogy, pointy, dust bunny, hinder, Dogbert, Boss

Dogbert marvels at the brain's ability to coordinate millions of activities each second.
Science, brain, coordinate, confusion, neuron, conversation, listener, random, Dogbert, Ratbert

The Boss will be cryogenically frozen just before death.
Science, cryogenics, frozen, death, coat, long underwear, space heater, future generations, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

Dilbert increases the power to his laser pointer.
Start of saga: Dilbert's laser pointer at maximum strength.
Presentation, technology, laser pointer, boost, phaser, rool, power, telephone, alien, lightsabre, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert's laser pointer is stronger than he expected.
Presentation, technology, laser pointer, burn, hair, revenge, lightsabre, Dilbert, Boss, Alice, Wally

Dilbert asks Dogbert how his laser pointer got set to maximum power.
Presentation, technology, laser pointer, power, humour, waste, temp, lightsabre, maximum, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert is in jail for accidentally killing a temp with his laser pointer.
Start of saga: Dilbert is arrested for killing a temp.
Law, jail, victim, temp, jury, peer, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert defends Dilbert in a court for accidentally killing a temp worker.
Law, court, trial, innocent, temp, fair, kill, murder, gavel, jury, Dogbert, judge

Dogbert says Dilbert is an engineer savant, and therefore not aware of killing the temp.
Law, court, trial, temp, insanity, engineer savant, socks, jury, technology, evidence, writing tool, pen, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert enjoys his walks with Dilbert, but not for Dilbert's intellectual stimulation.
Pun, conversation, wit, intellectual, lightning, witty, shock, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert is found innocent of killing the temp.
Law, trial, verdict, clueless, innocent, insult, win-win, jury, friend, jury foreman, Dilbert, Dogbert

A co-worker tells Dilbert about a lucrative job offer.
Office Politics, job offer, pay, masseuse, casual, beer, pizza, competitor, dating, Dilbert, co-worker

A co-worker brags on his new job, with more possessions.
Inequity, pony, cubicle, reward, office, Dilbert, Wally, co-worker

Dilbert is envious of his co-worker getting a better job.
Office Politics, envy, jealousy, sad, list, birthmark, spider, Dilbert, Dogbert