Dogbert announces his own tax. Dilbert must pay.
Dogbert-Schemes, tax, unfair, prison, infrastructure, form, penalty, Dogbert, Dilbert
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Ratbert wants to team up with Bob and pool their resources.
Start of saga: Ratbert rides on Bob's shoulders.
Family, team, individual, strength, brain, Ratbert, Bob
Ratbert believes he will get love by riding on Bob's head.
Family, dinosaur, love, zit, pathetic, defective, Ratbert, Bob, passerby
Ratbert shouts warnings when danger approaches.
Family, symbiosis, danger, shout, ozone, consumer confidence, tail, Ratbert, Bob
Dogbert keeps a database of the stupid things Dilbert says.
Family, file, stupid, page, CD-ROM, fetch, slippers, computer centre, overtime, Dogbert, Dilbert, Juan
The Boss loves temporary employees because they're easy to get rid of.
Management, temporary worker, benefit, union, dumpster, flush, Dilbert, Boss
Dilbert taunts a contract worker for having to be super-productive.
Productivity, temp, contract, productive, excite, survival, result, marketing, requirement, Dilbert, Wally, contract employee
A marketing guy complains the engineers have done nothing on his project.
Marketing, project, requirement, career, engineer, marketing guy, Wally, Dilbert
Ratbert wants respect so he sings Barry Manilow songs while slapping himself.
Family, respect, talent, Barry Manilow, sing, slap, enjoy, disturb, Copacabana, Ratbert, Dilbert
Ratbert gets his own TV cable channel and Dogbert explains his show.
Family, cable television, Barry Manilow, camcorder, television camera, program, couch potato, Dilbert, Dogbert, Ratbert, TV-watchers
Dilbert catches Ratbert hot-tubbing in the spaghetti pot.
Family, cook, spaghetti, hot tub, pot, caper, apron, Ratbert, Dilbert, Dogbert
The Boss tortures Nervous Ed by giving him a special assignment.
Management, special assignment, project, empowerment, panic, cubicle, kiss of death, Boss, Nervous Ed, Dilbert, Wally
The Boss welcomes people to the four hour meeting from hell.
Meeting, meeting from hell, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Ted
Dogbert the "Blame Consultant" pitches his services to the Boss.
Start of saga: Dogbert, blame consultant.
Consultant, blame, fault, management fad, Dogbert, Boss
Dogbert blames Willy for the company's problems.
Consultant, blame, type, word processor, product, innovate, pioneer, market, Dogbert, Willy
Dogbert says Wally is to blame for the company's problems.
Consultant, blame, personal gain, plaque, plastic frame, reward, fault, success, Dogbert, Wally
Dogbert presents a consulting report bulked up by witty analogies to the Boss.
Consultant, report, insight, analogy, pointy, dust bunny, hinder, Dogbert, Boss
Dogbert marvels at the brain's ability to coordinate millions of activities each second.
Science, brain, coordinate, confusion, neuron, conversation, listener, random, Dogbert, Ratbert
The Boss will be cryogenically frozen just before death.
Science, cryogenics, frozen, death, coat, long underwear, space heater, future generations, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
Dilbert increases the power to his laser pointer.
Start of saga: Dilbert's laser pointer at maximum strength.
Presentation, technology, laser pointer, boost, phaser, rool, power, telephone, alien, lightsabre, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert's laser pointer is stronger than he expected.
Presentation, technology, laser pointer, burn, hair, revenge, lightsabre, Dilbert, Boss, Alice, Wally
Dilbert asks Dogbert how his laser pointer got set to maximum power.
Presentation, technology, laser pointer, power, humour, waste, temp, lightsabre, maximum, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert is in jail for accidentally killing a temp with his laser pointer.
Start of saga: Dilbert is arrested for killing a temp.
Law, jail, victim, temp, jury, peer, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert defends Dilbert in a court for accidentally killing a temp worker.
Law, court, trial, innocent, temp, fair, kill, murder, gavel, jury, Dogbert, judge
Dogbert says Dilbert is an engineer savant, and therefore not aware of killing the temp.
Law, court, trial, temp, insanity, engineer savant, socks, jury, technology, evidence, writing tool, pen, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert enjoys his walks with Dilbert, but not for Dilbert's intellectual stimulation.
Pun, conversation, wit, intellectual, lightning, witty, shock, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert is found innocent of killing the temp.
Law, trial, verdict, clueless, innocent, insult, win-win, jury, friend, jury foreman, Dilbert, Dogbert
A co-worker tells Dilbert about a lucrative job offer.
Office Politics, job offer, pay, masseuse, casual, beer, pizza, competitor, dating, Dilbert, co-worker
A co-worker brags on his new job, with more possessions.
Inequity, pony, cubicle, reward, office, Dilbert, Wally, co-worker
Dilbert is envious of his co-worker getting a better job.
Office Politics, envy, jealousy, sad, list, birthmark, spider, Dilbert, Dogbert