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Noriko says the planet is a disaster and wonders who is in charge.
Society, control, planet, environment, poverty, responsible, disaster, crime, adult, Dogbert, Noriko, Dilbert

Since the planet is messed up, Noriko says the social contract is off.
Society, social contract, accountable, adult, Noriko, Dilbert, Dogbert

Noriko says when she's old enough, the previous generation will be sent to a penal colony on Mars.
Society, environment, science, generation, penal colony, Mars, adult, power, Noriko, Dilbert, Dogbert

Noriko meets Bob.
Family, dinosaur, introduction, extinct, Krazy Glue, credenza, Dogbert, Noriko, Bob

Noriko and Bob go out to save the planet.
Society, planet, generation, black belt, karate, wedgie, Dogbert, Noriko, Bob

It's Dilbert's performance review, and the Boss wants him to fill out a form with trendy categories.
Performance Review, trend, form, cash, empowerment, raise, cynical, accomplish, motivation, Boss, Dilbert

Noriko confronts the Boss about saving the planet.
Society, planet, generation, politics, debt, twirling wedgie, adult, children, Noriko, Boss, Bob

Dogbert declares himself leader through e-mail to computer geeks.
Start of saga: Dogbert, geek leader, VENOD.
Dogbert-Schemes, e-mail, geek, leadership, VENOD, Virtual Electronic Nation Of Dogbert, empire, tradition, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert plans to poll the geeks and abide by the majority decision.
Dogbert-Schemes, e-mail, geek, leadership, poll, vote, majority, democracy, power, politics, economy, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert wants a discount on a company's product or VENOD's members will stop buying.
Dogbert-Schemes, e-mail, product, discount, wireless, threat, daughter, telephone, Dogbert, supplier

Dogbert, as leader of nerds, is not worried about becoming a nerd.
Dogbert-Schemes, e-mail, VENOD, genetics, disposition, pocket, emergency, Ratbert, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert organises his tasks into A, B and C priorities, then figures out which list to tackle first.
Professional, task, priority, stapler oil, list, Dilbert, Wally

Dogbert tries to buy politically correct shoes.
Retail, shoe, store, slaughter, leather, slave labour, domestic, premium, shine cloth, soul, Dilbert, clerk, Dogbert

The Boss writes a wordy mission statement for the group.
Management, mission statement, stockholder value, empowerment, paradigm, doughnut, proactive, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice, Ted

The Boss wants Dilbert to go to a management zombie course.
Start of saga: Dogbert's Seminar on Management Zombies.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's Seminar on Management Zombies, utilise, paradigm, proactive, empower, Boss, Dilbert

Dogbert wants to turn clear-speaking individuals into jargon-spewing zombies.
Dogbert-Schemes, seminar, optimism, creative, jargon, doughnut, Dogbert, Carl, Dilbert, Alice

Dogbert explains how management zombies should squash creativity.
Creativity, management-zombies, idea, marketing, fear, Dogbert, seminar-goer

Dilbert introduces the management zombie seminar to zombie elixir.
Management, management-zombies, coffee, sleep, family, sugar, Dogbert, seminar-goer

Dogbert teaches students to speak in empty generalities.
Dogbert-Schemes, seminar, generalities, business plan, result, bottom line, meeting, Dogbert, seminar-goer

Dogbert referees a date, handing out penalties for misbehaviour.
Dating, sports, referee, penalty, boyfriend, friend, score, Dilbert, Dilbert's date, Dogbert

Dilbert is trapped in a video game trance.
Family, trance, stare, computer, video game, Lassie, stack, dish, ladder, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert stacked dishes on Dilbert's head while he's in a trance.
Family, trance, video game, dish, theory, mental activity, Dogbert, Ratbert, Dilbert

All the good acronyms have been taken.
Project, acronym, phlegm, placenta, list, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Ted

All the project acronyms have been used.
Project, acronym, accounting code, reuse, complete, Boss, Dilbert

Alice grabs things that aren't right.
Personal, compulsion, grab, tie, Dilbert, Alice

Alice grabs the Boss's pointy hair.
Personal, compulsion, grab, coffee, hair, temptation, Alice, Boss

The Boss wants everyone to give 110%. With all the overhead, the engineers can give 43%.
Management, 110%, vacation, sick, staff meeting, commitment, estimate, theory, maximum, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

Dilbert completes a patent application. The other engineers come sniffing around.
Professional, patent, application, success, smell, false positive, baloney, sandwich, Dilbert, Wally, Alice, Ted

The Boss wants his name added to Dilbert's patent application.
Management, patent, contribution, devil's advocate, ugly, Boss, Dilbert

A woman wants her name added to Dilbert's patent application in return for a favour.
Office Politics, patent, friend, lunch, pencil, Dilbert, co-worker