Noriko says the planet is a disaster and wonders who is in charge.
Society, control, planet, environment, poverty, responsible, disaster, crime, adult, Dogbert, Noriko, Dilbert
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Since the planet is messed up, Noriko says the social contract is off.
Society, social contract, accountable, adult, Noriko, Dilbert, Dogbert
Noriko says when she's old enough, the previous generation will be sent to a penal colony on Mars.
Society, environment, science, generation, penal colony, Mars, adult, power, Noriko, Dilbert, Dogbert
Noriko meets Bob.
Family, dinosaur, introduction, extinct, Krazy Glue, credenza, Dogbert, Noriko, Bob
Noriko and Bob go out to save the planet.
Society, planet, generation, black belt, karate, wedgie, Dogbert, Noriko, Bob
It's Dilbert's performance review, and the Boss wants him to fill out a form with trendy categories.
Performance Review, trend, form, cash, empowerment, raise, cynical, accomplish, motivation, Boss, Dilbert
Noriko confronts the Boss about saving the planet.
Society, planet, generation, politics, debt, twirling wedgie, adult, children, Noriko, Boss, Bob
Dogbert declares himself leader through e-mail to computer geeks.
Start of saga: Dogbert, geek leader, VENOD.
Dogbert-Schemes, e-mail, geek, leadership, VENOD, Virtual Electronic Nation Of Dogbert, empire, tradition, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert plans to poll the geeks and abide by the majority decision.
Dogbert-Schemes, e-mail, geek, leadership, poll, vote, majority, democracy, power, politics, economy, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert wants a discount on a company's product or VENOD's members will stop buying.
Dogbert-Schemes, e-mail, product, discount, wireless, threat, daughter, telephone, Dogbert, supplier
Dogbert, as leader of nerds, is not worried about becoming a nerd.
Dogbert-Schemes, e-mail, VENOD, genetics, disposition, pocket, emergency, Ratbert, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert organises his tasks into A, B and C priorities, then figures out which list to tackle first.
Professional, task, priority, stapler oil, list, Dilbert, Wally
Dogbert tries to buy politically correct shoes.
Retail, shoe, store, slaughter, leather, slave labour, domestic, premium, shine cloth, soul, Dilbert, clerk, Dogbert
The Boss writes a wordy mission statement for the group.
Management, mission statement, stockholder value, empowerment, paradigm, doughnut, proactive, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice, Ted
The Boss wants Dilbert to go to a management zombie course.
Start of saga: Dogbert's Seminar on Management Zombies.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's Seminar on Management Zombies, utilise, paradigm, proactive, empower, Boss, Dilbert
Dogbert wants to turn clear-speaking individuals into jargon-spewing zombies.
Dogbert-Schemes, seminar, optimism, creative, jargon, doughnut, Dogbert, Carl, Dilbert, Alice
Dogbert explains how management zombies should squash creativity.
Creativity, management-zombies, idea, marketing, fear, Dogbert, seminar-goer
Dilbert introduces the management zombie seminar to zombie elixir.
Management, management-zombies, coffee, sleep, family, sugar, Dogbert, seminar-goer
Dogbert teaches students to speak in empty generalities.
Dogbert-Schemes, seminar, generalities, business plan, result, bottom line, meeting, Dogbert, seminar-goer
Dogbert referees a date, handing out penalties for misbehaviour.
Dating, sports, referee, penalty, boyfriend, friend, score, Dilbert, Dilbert's date, Dogbert
Dilbert is trapped in a video game trance.
Family, trance, stare, computer, video game, Lassie, stack, dish, ladder, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert stacked dishes on Dilbert's head while he's in a trance.
Family, trance, video game, dish, theory, mental activity, Dogbert, Ratbert, Dilbert
All the good acronyms have been taken.
Project, acronym, phlegm, placenta, list, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Ted
All the project acronyms have been used.
Project, acronym, accounting code, reuse, complete, Boss, Dilbert
Alice grabs things that aren't right.
Personal, compulsion, grab, tie, Dilbert, Alice
Alice grabs the Boss's pointy hair.
Personal, compulsion, grab, coffee, hair, temptation, Alice, Boss
The Boss wants everyone to give 110%. With all the overhead, the engineers can give 43%.
Management, 110%, vacation, sick, staff meeting, commitment, estimate, theory, maximum, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
Dilbert completes a patent application. The other engineers come sniffing around.
Professional, patent, application, success, smell, false positive, baloney, sandwich, Dilbert, Wally, Alice, Ted
The Boss wants his name added to Dilbert's patent application.
Management, patent, contribution, devil's advocate, ugly, Boss, Dilbert
A woman wants her name added to Dilbert's patent application in return for a favour.
Office Politics, patent, friend, lunch, pencil, Dilbert, co-worker