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1993-06-01
Noriko says the planet is a disaster and wonders who is in charge.
Society, control, planet, environment, poverty, responsible, disaster, crime, adult, Dogbert, Noriko, Dilbert

1993-06-02
Since the planet is messed up, Noriko says the social contract is off.
Society, social contract, accountable, adult, Noriko, Dilbert, Dogbert

1993-06-03
Noriko says when she's old enough, the previous generation will be sent to a penal colony on Mars.
Society, environment, science, generation, penal colony, Mars, adult, power, Noriko, Dilbert, Dogbert

1993-06-04
Noriko meets Bob.
Family, dinosaur, introduction, extinct, Krazy Glue, credenza, Dogbert, Noriko, Bob

1993-06-05
Noriko and Bob go out to save the planet.
Society, planet, generation, black belt, karate, wedgie, Dogbert, Noriko, Bob

1993-06-06
It's Dilbert's performance review, and the Boss wants him to fill out a form with trendy categories.
Performance Review, trend, form, cash, empowerment, raise, cynical, accomplish, motivation, Boss, Dilbert

1993-06-07
Noriko confronts the Boss about saving the planet.
Society, planet, generation, politics, debt, twirling wedgie, adult, children, Noriko, Boss, Bob

1993-06-08
Dogbert declares himself leader through e-mail to computer geeks.
Start of saga: Dogbert, geek leader, VENOD.
Dogbert-Schemes, e-mail, geek, leadership, VENOD, Virtual Electronic Nation Of Dogbert, empire, tradition, Dogbert, Dilbert

1993-06-09
Dogbert plans to poll the geeks and abide by the majority decision.
Dogbert-Schemes, e-mail, geek, leadership, poll, vote, majority, democracy, power, politics, economy, Dilbert, Dogbert

1993-06-10
Dogbert wants a discount on a company's product or VENOD's members will stop buying.
Dogbert-Schemes, e-mail, product, discount, wireless, threat, daughter, telephone, Dogbert, supplier

1993-06-11
Dogbert, as leader of nerds, is not worried about becoming a nerd.
Dogbert-Schemes, e-mail, VENOD, genetics, disposition, pocket, emergency, Ratbert, Dogbert, Dilbert

1993-06-12
Dilbert organises his tasks into A, B and C priorities, then figures out which list to tackle first.
Professional, task, priority, stapler oil, list, Dilbert, Wally

1993-06-13
Dogbert tries to buy politically correct shoes.
Retail, shoe, store, slaughter, leather, slave labour, domestic, premium, shine cloth, soul, Dilbert, clerk, Dogbert

1993-06-14
The Boss writes a wordy mission statement for the group.
Management, mission statement, stockholder value, empowerment, paradigm, doughnut, proactive, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice, Ted

1993-06-15
The Boss wants Dilbert to go to a management zombie course.
Start of saga: Dogbert's Seminar on Management Zombies.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's Seminar on Management Zombies, utilise, paradigm, proactive, empower, Boss, Dilbert

1993-06-16
Dogbert wants to turn clear-speaking individuals into jargon-spewing zombies.
Dogbert-Schemes, seminar, optimism, creative, jargon, doughnut, Dogbert, Carl, Dilbert, Alice

1993-06-17
Dogbert explains how management zombies should squash creativity.
Creativity, management-zombies, idea, marketing, fear, Dogbert, seminar-goer

1993-06-18
Dilbert introduces the management zombie seminar to zombie elixir.
Management, management-zombies, coffee, sleep, family, sugar, Dogbert, seminar-goer

1993-06-19
Dogbert teaches students to speak in empty generalities.
Dogbert-Schemes, seminar, generalities, business plan, result, bottom line, meeting, Dogbert, seminar-goer

1993-06-20
Dogbert referees a date, handing out penalties for misbehaviour.
Dating, sports, referee, penalty, boyfriend, friend, score, Dilbert, Dilbert's date, Dogbert

1993-06-21
Dilbert is trapped in a video game trance.
Family, trance, stare, computer, video game, Lassie, stack, dish, ladder, Dogbert, Dilbert

1993-06-22
Dogbert stacked dishes on Dilbert's head while he's in a trance.
Family, trance, video game, dish, theory, mental activity, Dogbert, Ratbert, Dilbert

1993-06-23
All the good acronyms have been taken.
Project, acronym, phlegm, placenta, list, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Ted

1993-06-24
All the project acronyms have been used.
Project, acronym, accounting code, reuse, complete, Boss, Dilbert

1993-06-25
Alice grabs things that aren't right.
Personal, compulsion, grab, tie, Dilbert, Alice

1993-06-26
Alice grabs the Boss's pointy hair.
Personal, compulsion, grab, coffee, hair, temptation, Alice, Boss

1993-06-27
The Boss wants everyone to give 110%. With all the overhead, the engineers can give 43%.
Management, 110%, vacation, sick, staff meeting, commitment, estimate, theory, maximum, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

1993-06-28
Dilbert completes a patent application. The other engineers come sniffing around.
Professional, patent, application, success, smell, false positive, baloney, sandwich, Dilbert, Wally, Alice, Ted

1993-06-29
The Boss wants his name added to Dilbert's patent application.
Management, patent, contribution, devil's advocate, ugly, Boss, Dilbert

1993-06-30
A woman wants her name added to Dilbert's patent application in return for a favour.
Office Politics, patent, friend, lunch, pencil, Dilbert, co-worker