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Dilbert bores a woman to death.
Office Politics, optical disk, file server, boring, death, Dilbert, woman, police officer

Dilbert goes bungee jumping.
Retail, bungee jump, danger, law, weight, manly, expose, Dilbert, clerk

Dilbert goes to a sensory deprivation chamber.
Professional, sensory deprivation chamber, stimulation, pay, mental, physical, Dilbert

The Boss says they must embrace change. The engineers suspect the stench of a dead woodchuck.
Management, fad, change, newsletter, woodchuck, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Ted

Dilbert tries to get service from a clerk who is pretending to be a mannequin.
Start of saga: Clothes shopping.
Fashion, mannequin, name tag, employees only, hide, retail, Dilbert, clerk

A clerk won't help Dilbert.
Fashion, service, wage, public, exact change, retail, Dilbert, clerk

Dilbert asks if a clothing store stocks clothes that actually fit people.
Fashion, waist, pants, retail, merchandise, shop, stock, Dilbert, clothing clerk

Dilbert, having found the pants he wants to buy, tries to pay for them.
Fashion, cash register, credit card, steal, dead, chalk outline, pants, strangle, murder, Dilbert, clerk

The Boss latches on to an obscure engineering fact and rubs it in.
Technology, microfleem, subradiante, curious, engineer, pain, hide, Boss, Dilbert

The Boss asks Dilbert to help with the budget.
Budget, help, brand, spit, shun, guard, engineer, raincoat, Boss, Dilbert

Dilbert learns the origins of the company's budgeting system.
Budget, system, monk, cask, idea, Susan, Dilbert

Dilbert is shunned by the other engineers because he's working on the budget.
Budget, shun, hypothetical, electricity, Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Ted

A co-worker makes fun of Dilbert working on the budget.
Budget, ridicule, exciting, job, delete, revenge, Dilbert, co-worker

Ratbert wonders about his existence -- maybe he's a potato.
Philosophy, Rene Descartes, I think, therefore I am, potato, yam, pillow, Ratbert, Dogbert

An illiterate athlete tells his life story to Dogbert.
Society, illiterate, sports, motivational speaker, athlete, park bench, contract, drugs, Dogbert, motivational-speaker

Dilbert donated money to charity.
Society, charity, donation, guilt, moral, hobby, computer, starve, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert goes on a blind date with a two-headed telepath.
Start of saga: Two-headed telepath.
Dating, blind date, two-headed telepath, flowers, Siamese twins, Dilbert, Debbie / Donna

Dilbert tries not to think of anything naughty on his date with a two-headed telepath.
Dating, blind date, two-headed telepath, naughty, thought, Siamese twins, restaurant, wine, Dilbert, Debbie / Donna

Dilbert's strange thoughts are perceived by his two-headed-telepath date.
Dating, telepath, strange thought, two-headed telepath, Siamese twins, restaurant, wine, tablecloth, Dilbert, Debbie / Donna

Dilbert can't get a good night kiss from the two-headed telepath.
Dating, blind date, two-headed telepath, kiss, handshake, filibuster, Siamese twins, Dilbert, Debbie / Donna

The company heads hatch a plan to get rid of employees with a trick package.
Downsizing, retirement plan, math, cosine, calculate, Dilbert, Wally, Alice, manager

The Boss wants to add a confusing sentence to Dilbert's report.
Management, report, dead-end technology, micro-robotics, win-win, secret, opposite, confuse, senseless, waste, Boss, Dilbert

Dilbert complains about the penalties at the Bank of Ethel.
Retail, Bank of Ethel, credit card, chequing account, penalty, customer service, moral, trap, Dilbert, Ethel

The Boss catches Wally napping.
Start of saga: Wally constantly daydreams about women.
Productivity, sleep, brainstorm, nurse, industrialist, dream, accounting, Boss, Wally

Wally constantly daydreams about women and wants to stop.
Productivity, daydream, fantasy, productivity, accounting, engineer, marketing, Wally, Ted, Dilbert

The Boss complains the men spend their time daydreaming of women.
Productivity, daydream, women, Dilbert, Wally, Ted, Boss

A woman shows the Boss her "Defantalator," to stop men from daydreaming about women.
Productivity, defantalator, fantasy, daydream, gizmo, invention, think, makeup, hair, woman, Boss

A woman "fixes" a man who daydreams about attractive women.
Productivity, daydream, women, defantalator, figure skating, co-worker

A Mom complains to Dogbert the educational system is a failure.
Society, education, janitor, scientist, engineer, economy, maid, Dogbert, woman, kid

Dilbert and Dogbert debate which part of the brain contains free will.
Science, brain, free will, chemistry, physics, blame, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert warns Noriko the future will be a treadmill of classes and work.
Start of saga: Noriko is concerned for the planet.
Society, education, television, school, job, explain, Dogbert, Noriko