Dilbert bores a woman to death.
Office Politics, optical disk, file server, boring, death, Dilbert, woman, police officer
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Dilbert goes bungee jumping.
Retail, bungee jump, danger, law, weight, manly, expose, Dilbert, clerk
Dilbert goes to a sensory deprivation chamber.
Professional, sensory deprivation chamber, stimulation, pay, mental, physical, Dilbert
The Boss says they must embrace change. The engineers suspect the stench of a dead woodchuck.
Management, fad, change, newsletter, woodchuck, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Ted
Dilbert tries to get service from a clerk who is pretending to be a mannequin.
Start of saga: Clothes shopping.
Fashion, mannequin, name tag, employees only, hide, retail, Dilbert, clerk
A clerk won't help Dilbert.
Fashion, service, wage, public, exact change, retail, Dilbert, clerk
Dilbert asks if a clothing store stocks clothes that actually fit people.
Fashion, waist, pants, retail, merchandise, shop, stock, Dilbert, clothing clerk
Dilbert, having found the pants he wants to buy, tries to pay for them.
Fashion, cash register, credit card, steal, dead, chalk outline, pants, strangle, murder, Dilbert, clerk
The Boss latches on to an obscure engineering fact and rubs it in.
Technology, microfleem, subradiante, curious, engineer, pain, hide, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss asks Dilbert to help with the budget.
Budget, help, brand, spit, shun, guard, engineer, raincoat, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert learns the origins of the company's budgeting system.
Budget, system, monk, cask, idea, Susan, Dilbert
Dilbert is shunned by the other engineers because he's working on the budget.
Budget, shun, hypothetical, electricity, Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Ted
A co-worker makes fun of Dilbert working on the budget.
Budget, ridicule, exciting, job, delete, revenge, Dilbert, co-worker
Ratbert wonders about his existence -- maybe he's a potato.
Philosophy, Rene Descartes, I think, therefore I am, potato, yam, pillow, Ratbert, Dogbert
An illiterate athlete tells his life story to Dogbert.
Society, illiterate, sports, motivational speaker, athlete, park bench, contract, drugs, Dogbert, motivational-speaker
Dilbert donated money to charity.
Society, charity, donation, guilt, moral, hobby, computer, starve, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert goes on a blind date with a two-headed telepath.
Start of saga: Two-headed telepath.
Dating, blind date, two-headed telepath, flowers, Siamese twins, Dilbert, Debbie / Donna
Dilbert tries not to think of anything naughty on his date with a two-headed telepath.
Dating, blind date, two-headed telepath, naughty, thought, Siamese twins, restaurant, wine, Dilbert, Debbie / Donna
Dilbert's strange thoughts are perceived by his two-headed-telepath date.
Dating, telepath, strange thought, two-headed telepath, Siamese twins, restaurant, wine, tablecloth, Dilbert, Debbie / Donna
Dilbert can't get a good night kiss from the two-headed telepath.
Dating, blind date, two-headed telepath, kiss, handshake, filibuster, Siamese twins, Dilbert, Debbie / Donna
The company heads hatch a plan to get rid of employees with a trick package.
Downsizing, retirement plan, math, cosine, calculate, Dilbert, Wally, Alice, manager
The Boss wants to add a confusing sentence to Dilbert's report.
Management, report, dead-end technology, micro-robotics, win-win, secret, opposite, confuse, senseless, waste, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert complains about the penalties at the Bank of Ethel.
Retail, Bank of Ethel, credit card, chequing account, penalty, customer service, moral, trap, Dilbert, Ethel
The Boss catches Wally napping.
Start of saga: Wally constantly daydreams about women.
Productivity, sleep, brainstorm, nurse, industrialist, dream, accounting, Boss, Wally
Wally constantly daydreams about women and wants to stop.
Productivity, daydream, fantasy, productivity, accounting, engineer, marketing, Wally, Ted, Dilbert
The Boss complains the men spend their time daydreaming of women.
Productivity, daydream, women, Dilbert, Wally, Ted, Boss
A woman shows the Boss her "Defantalator," to stop men from daydreaming about women.
Productivity, defantalator, fantasy, daydream, gizmo, invention, think, makeup, hair, woman, Boss
A woman "fixes" a man who daydreams about attractive women.
Productivity, daydream, women, defantalator, figure skating, co-worker
A Mom complains to Dogbert the educational system is a failure.
Society, education, janitor, scientist, engineer, economy, maid, Dogbert, woman, kid
Dilbert and Dogbert debate which part of the brain contains free will.
Science, brain, free will, chemistry, physics, blame, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert warns Noriko the future will be a treadmill of classes and work.
Start of saga: Noriko is concerned for the planet.
Society, education, television, school, job, explain, Dogbert, Noriko