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1993-04-01
Dilbert complains to Dogbert about his satellite broadcast of a hypnotic message.
Dogbert-Schemes, hypnosis, broadcast, satellite, poster, amusing, bra, camera, hijack, chant, Dilbert, Dogbert, Ratbert

1993-04-02
Wally says Dogbert's takeover of the world may have benefits.
Dogbert-Schemes, hypnosis, war, economy, poster, bra, coincidence, D-cup, Dilbert, Wally

1993-04-03
Dogbert retires as King and master of the Earth.
Dogbert-Schemes, king, pillow, camera, satellite dish, antenna, poster, radio, Dogbert, everyone-on-Earth

1993-04-04
Dilbert tries to buy some cheap parts at an electronics supply store.
Retail, technology, Electron Hut, P-Connect adaptor post, stock, cheap, Dilbert, clerk

1993-04-05
Ratbert explains his treatment by Dilbert having a bad experience with a rat.
Family, experience, prejudice, insult, Ratbert, Dilbert

1993-04-06
Ratbert tries hiding from Dilbert because absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Family, absence, heart, fond, waste basket, Ratbert, Dilbert

1993-04-07
Ratbert is concerned they might be a dysfunctional family.
Family, dysfunctional, family member, crime, Dilbert, Dogbert, Ratbert

1993-04-08
Ratbert threatens turning to crime or turning into a certified public accountant.
Family, love, crime, certified public accountant, support, Ratbert, Dilbert

1993-04-09
Dilbert is nervous about his upcoming speech to engineers.
Professional, presentation, society, engineer, speech, naked, vision, ear, necktie, Dilbert, Dogbert

1993-04-10
Matter becomes denser as it gets closer to the speed of light.
Pun, speed of light, dense, gym teacher, high school, book, cover-up, Dilbert, Dogbert

1993-04-11
Dogbert studies engineers in their native habitat.
Professional, study, native, dominant, male, female, mate, groom, engineers in the mist, vegetation, self-conscious, envelope, backpack, knapsack, Dogbert, Wally

1993-04-12
Wally has too much testosterone -- that's why he's bald.
Start of saga: Testosterone spews from Wally.
Science, bald, testosterone, pore, attitude, hair, aggressive, Wally, Ted, Dilbert

1993-04-13
Wally thinks women will desire him because of his excess testosterone.
Science, bald, testosterone, hair, attitude, desire, aggressive, Wally, Wally's date

1993-04-14
Wally is popular since he has extra testosterone.
Science, bald, testosterone, hair, attitude, popular, truck, rifle, pigeon, hunt, Dilbert, Wally

1993-04-15
Wally had his pickup truck jacked up. Wally's license plate is "W-1."
Science, bald, testosterone, truck, jacked up, tailgate, Dilbert, Wally

1993-04-16
Wally's testosterone flow dries up.
Science, bald, testosterone, attractive, shallow, Dilbert, Wally, Wally's date

1993-04-17
People who don't vote shouldn't complain, Dilbert says.
Politics, vote, complain, bumper sticker, logic, raise, Dilbert, Dogbert

1993-04-18
Dilbert's date is a serial yakker.
Dating, restaurant, yak, serial, bore, coma, play dead, Dilbert, Dilbert's date, waiter

1993-04-19
Dilbert will go to a local school to tell the kids about a career in engineering.
Professional, school, role model, career, engineer, assignment, children, future, Boss, Dilbert

1993-04-20
Dilbert tells school kids about a career in engineering.
Professional, school, career, memo, scapegoat, vacation, engineer, technical, Dilbert, teacher

1993-04-21
Dilbert talks to a school class about the Engineering career option.
Professional, career, cubicle, EMF, engineer, Dilbert, kid

1993-04-22
Ninety percent of all people in engineering are male so dating opportunities for females are good.
Professional, school, career, social life, video game, dating, engineer, bonanza, Dilbert, kid

1993-04-23
The goal of engineers is to avoid catastrophe, Dilbert tells the kids.
Professional, school, career, retire, blame, catastrophe, consultant, marketing, doughnut, Dilbert, teacher

1993-04-24
Dilbert is ecstatic at a new gizmo to attach to his computer.
Technology, technophilia, computer, church, Dilbert, Dogbert

1993-04-25
Statistics say office productivity dropped when computers came in.
Productivity, technology, statistics, software, program, computer model, scapegoat, employee, Dilbert, Boss

1993-04-26
Dilbert tries to find a project that's big, but not important.
Empowerment, justify existence, attention, staff cut, important, empower, quiet, Dilbert, Boss

1993-04-27
Dilbert has eliminated "work" by buying $25,000 of computer stuff.
Engineer, technophilia, computer, example, tedious, process, Dilbert, Boss

1993-04-28
Television news focuses on death and injury.
Society, news, television, death, injury, pedestrian, van, bad news, tragedy, weather, sports, news reader

1993-04-29
Dogbert creates a television network that reports only good news.
Dogbert-Schemes, news, television, network, drug, person of the week, happy, millionaire, brain, crime, Dogbert

1993-04-30
Dogbert has a news show with good news, in contrast to the usual one.
Dogbert-Schemes, good-news-show, job, owl, forest, asteroid, Earth, miniseries, science, remote control, television, Dogbert, news reader