The Boss promotes Peter, a brilliant programmer, to management.
Management, programmer, promotion, necktie, social awareness, communicate, Boss, Peter
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Peter, the new supervisor, has trouble with his new management clothes.
Management, new boss, management clothes, manual, 800 help line, underwear, Peter, Dilbert, Alice
Dilbert tests Dogbert's homing instinct.
Science, test, homing instinct, car, experiment, Reader's Digest, clipboard, Dogbert, Dilbert
Since the company fell short of the earnings forecast, only managers can eat doughnuts at meetings.
Management, meeting, doughnut, earnings projection, Boss, Alice, Wally, Dilbert
Some people always wash their cars and write letters to the editor.
Society, car, clean, letter to the editor, sarcasm, book, read, Dogbert, Dilbert
It's not the education, it's the quality of work that counts.
Office Politics, MBA, Stanford, education, quality, senior VP, Porsche, suspender, lick, tar, Wendell J. Stone IV, Wally, Dilbert
Dogbert listens to the news, which has lots of data, but no useful information.
Society, news, television, education, budget, music, safety, piano, tax, poll, health, risk, economist, economy, Dogbert, news reader
Dogbert says he can get the employees to start using their right-brain as well.
Start of saga: Dogbert, creativity consultant.
Creativity, brain, right-brain, left-brain, stem, meeting, consultant, quantitative analysis, Boss, Dogbert
Dogbert uses word association to unleash creativity.
Creativity, word association, chair, doughnut, consultant, suppress, Dogbert, Boss, Alice
Dogbert has a special creativity exercise for the MBAs.
Creativity, MBA, payback, research, hit, stick, suspender, consultant, Dogbert, MBA
An accountant describes his version of creativity.
Creativity, consultant, intuition, data, assumption, NPV, discount rate, accountant, Dogbert
Dogbert's final consultant report says the company wastes money on consultants.
Creativity, consultant, report, doom, waste, irony, Dogbert, Boss
Dilbert wonders what his date will reveal on the critical third date.
Dating, critical third date, secret, deformity, mob boss, restaurant, wine, Dilbert, Dilbert's date
The Boss asks Dilbert to find out if the applicant has what it takes to be an engineer.
Professional, engineer, test, pencil, fabric, pocket, hair, protector, panic situation, Boss, Dilbert, Karl
The Boss asks the employees to have lunch together once a week.
Management, lunch, team spirit, motivation, detail, free time, Boss, Alice, Wally, Dilbert
Ted is working like a dog.
Office Politics, working like a dog, scratch, hind leg, Dilbert, Ted
A mistake in the budget spreadsheet means money was transferred but not an employee.
Finance, budget, spreadsheet, typo, transfer, headcount, accountant, Boss, employee
The Boss has good news and bad news. The bad news is they can't compete against small companies.
Management, good news, bad news, competition, Boss, Alice, Dilbert, co-worker
Wally has a roof on his cubicle.
Office Politics, cubicle, modular, roof, wall, ceiling, Dilbert, Wally
Dilbert gets contact lenses.
Fashion, glasses, contact lenses, emergency backup system, pants, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert retouches a client photo at his dating service.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's Digital Dating Service, photo, retouch, Sandra Bernhard, camera, camcorder, database, hair, nose, tan, teeth, wrinkle, stomach, lip, Dogbert, client
Dilbert discovers a hole in the fabric of space.
Start of saga: Hole in space.
Science, fabric, hole, space, dangerous, Dilbert, Dogbert, Ratbert
Ratbert explores the mystery in the hole in space.
Science, hole, space, fabric, Dick Clark, secret, Dilbert, Ratbert, Dogbert
Dilbert pulls Ratbert out of the hole in the fabric of space.
Science, hole, space, fabric, dimension, bore, minute, year, Dilbert, Ratbert, Dogbert
Ratbert writes a book about his experience in the hole in space.
Science, hole, space, fabric, journal, book, author, editor, radio, Ratbert
The Boss arranges for a bowling night as a reward for performance.
Management, bowling, reward, performance, Boss, Dilbert
Dogbert makes a calendar "The Men of Engineering."
Note: The title strip for "Still Pumped from Using the Mouse."
Dogbert-Schemes, calendar, men of engineering, pumped, mouse, camera, muscle, shirt, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert can't mingle during a break in a meeting.
Office Politics, meeting, break, washroom, air dryer, mingle, agenda, Dilbert, Dogbert, presenter