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1993-01-01
Dilbert calculates a new theory about the origin of the universe.
Science, theory, origin of the universe, big bang, practical application, Dilbert, Dogbert

1993-01-02
Dilbert explains to Ratbert how all matter in the universe could collapse and fit in a thimble.
Science, matter, space, thimble, flaw in theory, logic, Dilbert, Ratbert

1993-01-03
Dilbert goes to free therapy from psychology students.
Personal, therapy, free, psychology, student, self-esteem, ugly, beer, handsome, mother, Dilbert, psychology student, receptionist

1993-01-04
Everyone wears a device to deliver electric shocks; the Boss's new management method.
Start of saga: Belt-o-Authority, a headband to deliver electric shocks.
Management, belt-o-authority, shock, headband, electric, performance, theory, pain, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

1993-01-05
The Boss enjoys shocking people as a management technique.
Management, shock, electric, headband, subjective, memo, empowerment, quality, Boss

1993-01-06
Dilbert redirects his electric shocks to Wally.
Management, shock, electric, headband, rewire, pain, rewire, humour, Dilbert, Boss, Dogbert, Wally

1993-01-07
Dogbert wants to open a school for technology imbeciles.
Start of saga: School for technology imbeciles.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's School for Technology Imbeciles, training, technology, imbecile, VCR, ATM, bank, microwave, CD, Dogbert, kid

1993-01-08
Dogbert welcomes students to his school for technology imbeciles.
Dogbert-Schemes, training, technology, imbecile, intelligence, Dogbert

1993-01-09
Dogbert asks the technology imbeciles what they can do with a microwave. The students insert a video tape.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's School for Technology Imbeciles, training, technology, imbecile, microwave, video, beta, oven, tape, timer, smoke, Dogbert, student

1993-01-10
Dilbert compiles the top 100 list of things that bothers him. Dogbert takes advantage.
Family, quality of life, behaviour, countdown, toenail, soup, catalogue, prioritise, bonanza, countdown, amuse, clip, Dilbert, Dogbert

1993-01-11
Dilbert joins a group that uses acronyms for everything.
Note: The asterisk says "Big Furry Deal."
Technology, acronym, society, unwashed masses, engineer, initials, Dilbert, Dogbert

1993-01-12
Dilbert and an engineer talk in acronyms.
Technology, acronym, IBM, 586, RAM, SPARC, LAN, artificial intelligence, BISDN, AVR, Dilbert, engineer

1993-01-13
Dogbert writes an instruction book for newborn babies.
Dogbert-Schemes, book, author, baby, instruction, expert, cheese steak, Dilbert, Dogbert, parent

1993-01-14
Dogbert writes about television in his instruction book for newborn babies.
Dogbert-Schemes, book, baby, instruction, Great Book, TV listing, television, remote control, TV Guide, Dogbert, parent

1993-01-15
Ratbert clings to Dilbert's leg.
Family, hug, accept, sneak, Old Spice, Ratbert, Dilbert, Wally

1993-01-16
The Boss tries Management by Walking Around.
Management, MBWA, management by walking around, park, improve, Boss

1993-01-17
Dilbert gets sucked into cyberspace without his pants. Scott publishes his e-mail address: "scottadams@aol.com".
Note: Scott Adams' Internet e-mail address is announced.
Technology, Scott Adams' e-mail address, cyberspace, pants, Calvin and Hobbes, fantasy, Internet, nerd, scottadams@aol.com, Dilbert, Dogbert, woman

1993-01-18
Dilbert decides to stay home from work because he's ill.
Health, ill, sorry, tea, waffle, bathrobe, Dilbert, Dogbert

1993-01-19
The Boss removes all ink from the office to save the squid.
Corporate Services, ink, squid, glue, cow, Dilbert, Boss, Alice

1993-01-20
The Boss calls a meeting to discuss paper recycling -- including the agenda.
Corporate Services, paper, recycle, drawback, Dilbert, Boss, Wally, Alice

1993-01-21
The Boss says whales are useless and it wouldn't affect him if they were extinct.
Science, whale, extinct, service, fat, mammal, rescue, environment, Boss, Dilbert

1993-01-22
Dogbert interprets romantic language.
Dating, romance, interpreter, boring, translate, male, female, bond, restaurant, wine, business card, Dogbert, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

1993-01-23
Dogbert interprets what Dilbert says on his date.
Dating, romance, interpreter, translate, emotion, compassion, logic, solve, emotion, problem, reason, wisdom, compassion, fake, restaurant, wine, Dogbert, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

1993-01-24
Dilbert chokes at a meeting.
Professional, meeting, technology, feasible, scoff, choke, credibility, laugh, snort, breath, spittle, headcount, engineer, Dilbert, co-worker

1993-01-25
Ted makes funny faces and tells a long story at a meeting.
Meeting, ramble, story, funny face, Ted, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally

1993-01-26
Dogbert doesn't want to fetch a Frisbee.
Family, Frisbee, skeet, cat, pet, fetch, shotgun, Dilbert, Dogbert

1993-01-27
Tim is working on a secret project and doesn't want to talk about it.
Project, secret, confidential, gun, proprietary, important, pistol, Dilbert, Tim

1993-01-28
A co-worker has an idea to lower expenses and increase revenues.
Meeting, idea, expense, revenue, blinding flash of the obvious, finance, co-worker, Dilbert, Alice

1993-01-29
Dogbert decides to become the centre of the universe.
Dogbert-Schemes, universe, centre, brain, relationship, Dogbert, Dilbert

1993-01-30
Dilbert's date says she likes a man who can cry.
Dating, cry, water, price, trick, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

1993-01-31
Dilbert runs a proposal by the legal department.
Law, proposal, attitude, career, sue, memo, lawsuit, Boss, Dilbert, lawyer