Dogbert demonstrates different emotions for the camera.
Personal, camera, mood, screen test, emotion, sad, angry, surprise, happy, camcorder, sorrow, Dilbert, Dogbert
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An applicant to Dogbert's Driving School has flunked the driving test nine times.
Start of saga: Dogbert's Driving School.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's Driving School, driving test, application, form, pencil, signature, Dogbert, student
A student watches a film about accidents at Dogbert's Driving School.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's Driving School, film, accident, helicopter, sensitive, highway, lunch, sandwich, Dogbert, student
A student practises driving manoeuvres in Dogbert's Driving School.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's Driving School, road test, CD, cellular phone, simulation, stereo, mobile phone, car phone, defrost, window, honk, simulation, test drive, Dogbert, student, sales rep
Dilbert worries his creative years are behind him. Wally is unhelpful.
Creativity, idea, ageing, creative, ageing, track record, lunch, Dilbert, Wally
Dilbert thinks people put him down to make themselves feel good.
Philosophy, denigrate, compare, problem, theory, superior, Dilbert, Bob
Ratbert tries to cheer up Dilbert when Dogbert is away.
Family, dance, bond, dancing rat, Kumbaya, lonely, friend, Dilbert, Ratbert
Dilbert says books are better than television.
Society, television, book, education, DNA, global warming, read, sound, picture, challenge, image, complex, plot, story, bake, cake, scratch, Dilbert, Dogbert
Wally gets attacked for asking Floyd a question.
Office Politics, grumpy, question, hate job, chew clothes off, synthetic, Dilbert, Wally
A jerk at work likes being mean by withholding information he controls.
Empowerment, information, control, co-worker, mean, wedgie, underwear, Dilbert, Floyd, secretary
The Engineers draw straws to see who kills Floyd, their abusive co-worker.
Start of saga: Floyd the abusive co-worker.
Office Politics, draw straws, co-worker, cheat, murder, Dilbert, Wally, co-worker
People at the office want Floyd the budget manager dead, and select Dilbert to do it.
Office Politics, kill, irritable, mean, love, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert confronts Floyd, the abusive co-worker.
Office Politics, kill, attitude, accomplishment, report, choke, co-worker, Dilbert, Floyd
The engineers ask Dilbert how Floyd the abusive co-worker died.
Office Politics, kill, choke, bile, first aid, ambulance, telephone, Alice, Dilbert, Wally, co-worker
Dilbert finds a hair in his soup. The waiter thinks it's not the restaurant's fault.
Dating, restaurant, hair in soup, analysis, lab, integrity, Dilbert, Dilbert's date, waiter
Elbonia has civil war.
Start of saga: Elbonian civil war. Dilbert the diplomat.
Politics, Elbonia, reporter, microphone, television, news, civil war, weapon, reporter, Elbonian
Dogbert packs for Elbonia to negotiate an end to their civil war.
Travel, Elbonia, civil war, negotiate, arbitration, fly, suitcase, diplomacy, economy, adviser, rebel, leader, slingshot, airline, Dilbert, Elbonian, Dogbert
Dilbert travels to Elbonia to negotiate an end to their civil war.
Travel, Elbonia, civil war, slingshot, airline, suitcase, fly, rebel leader, negotiate, Dilbert, Elbonian
The Elbonians want Dilbert to be the new rebel leader.
Politics, Elbonia, civil war, rebel leader, diplomat, peace, mission, Dilbert, Elbonian
After the old rebel leader was killed, they pick a name for Dilbert, their new leader.
Politics, Elbonia, civil war, rebel leader, code name, television, piglet, hamster, news reader, Elbonian, Dilbert, Dogbert
An Elbonian asks "How many left-handed Elbonians does it take to change a light bulb?"
Politics, Elbonia, light bulb joke, left-handed, Elbonian
Dogbert sorts jerks into three categories at his school for jerks.
Society, Dogbert's School for Jerks, sort, categories, supermodel, Cindy Crawford, hubba, ball, sports, lawyer, foul, Dogbert, jerk
Left-handed Elbonians complain about persecution from the right-handed ones.
Politics, Elbonia, left-handed, prejudice, persecute, righties, lefties, arbitrary, distinction, normal, Elbonian, Dilbert
Dilbert persuades the Elbonians to end their civil war.
Politics, Elbonia, peace, civil war, animal, civilised, slaughter, discriminate, economics, secretary of state, Dilbert, Elbonian, pig
A beaver dispels a basic myth.
Science, busy as a beaver, beaver, stereotype, lazy, Dogbert, beaver
A lazy beaver tries to find shortcuts to get more work done.
Science, lazy, shortcut, daytime planner, efficiency, Dogbert, beaver
Ratbert takes a chemical at a lab.
Science, lab, rat, Tic-Tac, potion, chemistry, humour, funny, Ratbert, scientist
Dilbert asks a repairman to fix his roof.
Retail, roof, repair, quote, reliable, leak, repeat customer, Dilbert, repairman
Dilbert gets a metal detector to help him meet women.
Dating, park, metal detector, curious, reproduce, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert schemes world takeover by disguising himself as a space alien.
Start of saga: Dogbert disguised as an alien.
Dogbert-Schemes, disguise, alien, space, antenna, hat, surrender, fight, picture, Dilbert, Dogbert