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1992-10-01
Ratbert attempts to follow in Dogbert's steps with a "science" book.
Dogbert-Schemes, unmarried-men, mole, footsteps, demagogue, scum, hate, book, disguise, science, underground, movement, Dogbert, Ratbert

1992-10-02
Dilbert's date says she has an obsessive personality.
Dating, obsessive, love, slave, restaurant, waiter, woman, Dilbert

1992-10-03
Dogbert thinks Dilbert has suppressed memories of alien abduction.
Science, dream, alien, abduction, hypnosis, risk, suppress, abduct, memory, scorn, nosebleed, ridicule, Dogbert, Dilbert

1992-10-04
Is it better to be smart or good looking? Dogbert has his own take.
Philosophy, smart, good looks, talent, witty, annoy, objective, hypothetical, Brain, quality, Dilbert, Dogbert

1992-10-05
Dogbert extracts Dilbert's memories of alien abduction.
Science, hypnosis, alien, abduction, sleep, ET, bag, luggage, suitcase, picture, Dogbert, Dilbert

1992-10-06
Dilbert recalls being abducted by aliens.
Science, hypnosis, alien, abduction, ET, theatre, popcorn, memory, picture, dark room, seat, disgust, Ship, suppress, Dilbert, Dogbert

1992-10-07
A general from the department of government cover-ups threatens Dilbert.
Science, alien, abduction, government, cover up, UFO, poison, mint, medal, uniform, sunglasses, general, press, newspaper, slay, kill, murder, assassinate, tax dollar, tax, Dilbert, general

1992-10-08
The general wants to kill Dilbert for talking about his alien abduction.
Science, alien, abduction, government, kill, cutback, track record, general, murder, assassinate, space, medal, uniform, sunglasses, scare, budget, cutback, air support, Dilbert, general

1992-10-09
The general explains why he wants to kill Dilbert.
Science, alien, abduction, government, tax, cover up, confidence, general, medal, sunglasses, uniform, UFO, faith, kill, murder, assassinate, citizen, Dogbert, general

1992-10-10
Dilbert speculates why aliens abduct people.
Science, abduction, medical research, hide the pellet, nose probe, speculate, body cavity, cavity, implant, nose probe, gadget, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert, alien

1992-10-11
Dogbert gives potential parents a test to weed out bozos.
Dogbert-Schemes, parent license, exam, discipline, tutor, nickname, body part, brain, garbanzo bean, bozo, Dogbert, parent

1992-10-12
Dilbert wonders about the perfect woman for him.
Dating, mate, perfect, recognise, law, Dilbert, Dogbert, Dilbert's perfect mate, cat

1992-10-13
Everyone has a perfect romantic match, but that's not necessarily a good thing.
Dating, romantic match, happiness, Dilbert, Dogbert, woman, cat

1992-10-14
The Boss wants to crush creative ideas.
Management, employee suggestion, creativity, idea, crush, sniff, trap, Boss, Dilbert, co-worker

1992-10-15
The Boss explains the standard process for an employee suggestion: wearing a wet blanket and surrounded by imbeciles.
Management, employee suggestion, process, wet blanket, imbecile, Boss, imbecile, Dilbert

1992-10-16
Dilbert's date says he's not like most men she's dated.
Dating, handsome, inconsiderate, self-centred, ugly, considerate, woman, Dilbert

1992-10-17
Dogbert recounts the time Dilbert told a joke and laughed so hard he hurt himself.
Family, laugh, joke, lurch, spit, coffee table, inhale, snort, choke, ignore, bore, Dogbert, Dilbert

1992-10-18
The different gift contributions for a co-worker are outlined.
Office Politics, collect, money, gift, manhood, romantic, birthday, romantic, secretary, engineer, Dilbert, Wally, woman

1992-10-19
Dogbert decides to become a doctor because of the power they hold.
Start of saga: Dogbert becomes a doctor.
Dogbert-Schemes, doctor, suck up, career, opportunity, needle, opportunity, stapler, Dogbert, Dilbert

1992-10-20
Dogbert examines a patient who reacts like a liberal.
Health, examination, knee-jerk liberal, party, Doctor Dogbert, crime, society, nuclear research, hammer, Dogbert, patient

1992-10-21
Dogbert diagnoses mild flu, but wants to let the patient die.
Health, examination, flu, empathy, Ambassador Class, survive, Dogbert, patient

1992-10-22
Dogbert X-rays all the patients at once.
Health, X-ray, hypochondriac, waiting room, turbocharge, waiting room, diagnosis, mail, genius, schedule, Dogbert, patient

1992-10-23
A customer for Dogbert's Dating Service clings to his fantasy.
Dogbert-Schemes, dating service, sign up, fantasy, model, brochure, hope, Dogbert, customer

1992-10-24
Dogbert searches a "date-a-base" to find someone for Dilbert.
Dating, date-a-base, Donahue, primate, looks, database, quote, sincere, search, Dogbert, Dilbert

1992-10-25
Dilbert's date wants to become "just friends," and maybe less.
Dating, break up, let's be friends, employee, butler, opportunity, bargain, acquaintance, butler, steal, window of opportunity, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

1992-10-26
Dogbert becomes a time management expert.
Start of saga: Dogbert, time management expert.
Dogbert-Schemes, time management, consultant, decision, Dogbert, Boss

1992-10-27
Dogbert rubs it in his lecture series audience tolerates his abuse.
Dogbert-Schemes, lecture-circuit, microphone, stage, cattle, rub it in, moo, Dogbert, audience

1992-10-28
Dilbert tracks the employee's body rhythms.
Dogbert-Schemes, rhythm, performance, El Nino, biorhythm, natural, peak, trough, temperature, Dogbert, employee

1992-10-29
Dogbert predicts as part of natural body rhythm, the employees' mental states will all reach a low point at the same time.
Dogbert-Schemes, El Nino, Circadian Trough, body rhythms, staff meeting, mental activity, biorhythm, mental activity, natural, low point, Dogbert, Boss

1992-10-30
A man gets a load of page turning saliva on his page-turning hand to show Dilbert information in his binder.
Office Politics, binder, saliva, page-turning hand, information, stuck together, co-worker, Dilbert

1992-10-31
Dogbert outlines a possible scientific basis for astrology.
Science, astrology, star, brain development, diet, season, watch, personality, rhythm, ancient, timing, pattern, Dilbert, Dogbert