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Dilbert wonders if he's happy, or under hypnosis.
Family, reality, happiness, hypnosis, worry, Dilbert, Dogbert

The planet is borrowed from our children. Dilbert won't have any children, so that's OK.
Philosophy, nature, borrow, planet, environment, children, Dilbert, Dogbert

Tim tell Dilbert how, after four days without sleep, he had a vision.
Overwork, Incan, monkey-god, sleep deprivation, Dilbert, Tim

The Boss confronts Tim for working himself into incomprehensibility.
Management, overwork, promotion, sleep deprivation, Boss, Dilbert, Tim, Wally

Tim gloats about his promotion and the fact he has a door.
Management, health, personal life, promotion, office, cubicle, door, Tim, Dilbert

Dogbert learns the face of Saint Theresa appeared in a can of varnish.
Start of saga: The face of Saint Ted appears in Dogbert's peanut butter.
Dogbert-Schemes, religion, Saint Theresa, varnish, peanut butter, television, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert tells Ratbert about the face of Saint Ted that appeared in his peanut butter.
Dogbert-Schemes, religion, Saint Ted, peanut butter, Saint Theresa, happy face, Dogbert, Ratbert

Dogbert charges ten dollars to see the peanut butter.
Dogbert-Schemes, religion, miracle, Elvis, Jello, Saint Ted, microphone, refrigerator, Dogbert, reporter

Dogbert improves morale by confronting employees with an absurd situation.
Consultant, morale, cognitive dissonance, rationalise, illusion, Boss, Dogbert, employee

Dogbert forecasts Dilbert's day in the office.
Family, co-worker, battle, memo, photocopy, meeting, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert's date describes puppetitis, her rare disorder.
Start of saga: Dilbert's date has puppetitis.
Dating, puppetitis, rare disorder, hand puppet, restaurant, Dilbert's date, Dilbert

Dilbert's date tells Dilbert she contracted puppetitis.
Dating, puppetitis, disease, nineties, restaurant, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Dilbert caught puppetitis from holding hands with his date.
Dating, puppetitis, fiasco, disease, Dilbert

The Boss tries a cattle prod on Dilbert to improve productivity.
Productivity, cattle-prod, scorched, Boss, Dilbert

Dogbert baits Dilbert by comparing his intelligence to the rest of the planet.
Family, intelligence, creature, mental torture, hobby, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert practises a celebration dance in case anything good ever happens.
Personal, celebration, dance, distinctive, practise, fall, pillow, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert envies a security guard, because of the freedom for creativity.
Corporate Services, security guard, magic realms, creativity, balsa wood, Dilbert, security guard

Dogbert the marriage counsellor recommends plastic surgery and personality changes.
Dogbert-Schemes, marriage counsellor, plastic surgery, personality, Dogbert, husband, wife

Dogbert the marriage counsellor tries visualisation exercises with a couple.
Dogbert-Schemes, marriage counsellor, visualisation exercise, sunset, ocean, cliff, Dogbert, husband, wife

A man tells Dogbert the marriage counsellor about their differences in squeezing a tube of toothpaste.
Dogbert-Schemes, marriage counsellor, toothpaste, pig, fight, Dogbert, husband, wife

A woman complains to Dogbert the marriage counsellor her husband has the personality of mildew.
Dogbert-Schemes, marriage counsellor, personality, car, mildew, Lysol, dizzy, husband, wife, Dogbert

Dilbert goes to Bill's Big 'n' Egg-Shaped Men's Fashions to buy clothing that makes a statement.
Fashion, ovoid man, sweater, statement, egg-shaped men's fashions, Dilbert, clerk

Dilbert's co-worker sells cookies on behalf of his daughter.
Society, Camp Girl, cookie, character, door to door, foster care, guilt, Dilbert, co-worker

The Boss tells Dilbert to write a white paper on magnets and sign language.
Leadership, magnet, white-paper, Boss, Dilbert

The Boss asks everybody at the meeting to introduce themselves.
Leadership, years-of-service, Boss, Dilbert, Albert, Alice, Sally

A meeting with no agenda except unrelated emotional statements.
Meeting, emotional-statements, Dilbert, co-worker

Dilbert is introduced to Ben, fast-tracked due to height and hair.
Leadership, tall, hair, fast-track, Dilbert, Boss, Ben

Dilbert realises he gets paid whether he's working or not.
Professional, paid for doing nothing, evil corporate empire, power, Dilbert, co-worker

The Boss enjoys delegating an unimportant task.
Management, action item, unimportant, morale, productivity, subordinate, Boss

Dilbert and Dogbert invent a new annual tradition.
Society, tradition, nose sausage, annual, ridiculous, robe, squirrel, dance, Dilbert, Dogbert

The Boss announces a "rivers and trees" management course.
Training, rivers and trees, survival, management course, headcount, team building, Boss, Dilbert