Dilbert wonders if he's happy, or under hypnosis.
Family, reality, happiness, hypnosis, worry, Dilbert, Dogbert
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The planet is borrowed from our children. Dilbert won't have any children, so that's OK.
Philosophy, nature, borrow, planet, environment, children, Dilbert, Dogbert
Tim tell Dilbert how, after four days without sleep, he had a vision.
Overwork, Incan, monkey-god, sleep deprivation, Dilbert, Tim
The Boss confronts Tim for working himself into incomprehensibility.
Management, overwork, promotion, sleep deprivation, Boss, Dilbert, Tim, Wally
Tim gloats about his promotion and the fact he has a door.
Management, health, personal life, promotion, office, cubicle, door, Tim, Dilbert
Dogbert learns the face of Saint Theresa appeared in a can of varnish.
Start of saga: The face of Saint Ted appears in Dogbert's peanut butter.
Dogbert-Schemes, religion, Saint Theresa, varnish, peanut butter, television, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert tells Ratbert about the face of Saint Ted that appeared in his peanut butter.
Dogbert-Schemes, religion, Saint Ted, peanut butter, Saint Theresa, happy face, Dogbert, Ratbert
Dogbert charges ten dollars to see the peanut butter.
Dogbert-Schemes, religion, miracle, Elvis, Jello, Saint Ted, microphone, refrigerator, Dogbert, reporter
Dogbert improves morale by confronting employees with an absurd situation.
Consultant, morale, cognitive dissonance, rationalise, illusion, Boss, Dogbert, employee
Dogbert forecasts Dilbert's day in the office.
Family, co-worker, battle, memo, photocopy, meeting, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert's date describes puppetitis, her rare disorder.
Start of saga: Dilbert's date has puppetitis.
Dating, puppetitis, rare disorder, hand puppet, restaurant, Dilbert's date, Dilbert
Dilbert's date tells Dilbert she contracted puppetitis.
Dating, puppetitis, disease, nineties, restaurant, Dilbert, Dilbert's date
Dilbert caught puppetitis from holding hands with his date.
Dating, puppetitis, fiasco, disease, Dilbert
The Boss tries a cattle prod on Dilbert to improve productivity.
Productivity, cattle-prod, scorched, Boss, Dilbert
Dogbert baits Dilbert by comparing his intelligence to the rest of the planet.
Family, intelligence, creature, mental torture, hobby, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert practises a celebration dance in case anything good ever happens.
Personal, celebration, dance, distinctive, practise, fall, pillow, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert envies a security guard, because of the freedom for creativity.
Corporate Services, security guard, magic realms, creativity, balsa wood, Dilbert, security guard
Dogbert the marriage counsellor recommends plastic surgery and personality changes.
Dogbert-Schemes, marriage counsellor, plastic surgery, personality, Dogbert, husband, wife
Dogbert the marriage counsellor tries visualisation exercises with a couple.
Dogbert-Schemes, marriage counsellor, visualisation exercise, sunset, ocean, cliff, Dogbert, husband, wife
A man tells Dogbert the marriage counsellor about their differences in squeezing a tube of toothpaste.
Dogbert-Schemes, marriage counsellor, toothpaste, pig, fight, Dogbert, husband, wife
A woman complains to Dogbert the marriage counsellor her husband has the personality of mildew.
Dogbert-Schemes, marriage counsellor, personality, car, mildew, Lysol, dizzy, husband, wife, Dogbert
Dilbert goes to Bill's Big 'n' Egg-Shaped Men's Fashions to buy clothing that makes a statement.
Fashion, ovoid man, sweater, statement, egg-shaped men's fashions, Dilbert, clerk
Dilbert's co-worker sells cookies on behalf of his daughter.
Society, Camp Girl, cookie, character, door to door, foster care, guilt, Dilbert, co-worker
The Boss tells Dilbert to write a white paper on magnets and sign language.
Leadership, magnet, white-paper, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss asks everybody at the meeting to introduce themselves.
Leadership, years-of-service, Boss, Dilbert, Albert, Alice, Sally
A meeting with no agenda except unrelated emotional statements.
Meeting, emotional-statements, Dilbert, co-worker
Dilbert is introduced to Ben, fast-tracked due to height and hair.
Leadership, tall, hair, fast-track, Dilbert, Boss, Ben
Dilbert realises he gets paid whether he's working or not.
Professional, paid for doing nothing, evil corporate empire, power, Dilbert, co-worker
The Boss enjoys delegating an unimportant task.
Management, action item, unimportant, morale, productivity, subordinate, Boss
Dilbert and Dogbert invent a new annual tradition.
Society, tradition, nose sausage, annual, ridiculous, robe, squirrel, dance, Dilbert, Dogbert
The Boss announces a "rivers and trees" management course.
Training, rivers and trees, survival, management course, headcount, team building, Boss, Dilbert