Dilbert is the first in the city to get a new video phone.
Start of saga: Dilbert gets a video phone.
Technology, video phone, camera, society, compatible, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert
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Dilbert says the video phone will help his dating by helping him weed out unattractive prospects.
Technology, dating, weed out, camera, video phone, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert
Nobody has called Dilbert on his video phone yet.
Technology, video phone, dweeb, mirror, early adopter, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert feeds a television signal through his video phone.
Technology, video phone, television, celebrity, Dolly Parton, screwdriver, Dilbert, Dogbert
Ratbert is being exposed to violent movies to see if he becomes more violent.
Science, violence, lab rat, inured to violence, gnaw, parent group, movie, Ratbert, Dogbert
A woman complains she can't meet more men.
Dating, meet men, get lost, stunned bunny, woman, Dilbert
Dogbert tells how to act sensitive which is what women want.
Dating, sensitive, act, phony, empathy, suggestion, sports, Dogbert
The Boss says change is necessary to keep up with the competition.
Management, change, competition, paper, quality, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss announces a new slogan: We are Quality.
Management, inspiration, slogan, quality, we are quality, pay, Boss, Brenda
Dilbert complains Brenda has been brainwashed by the new company slogan.
Office Politics, inspiration, slogan, yellow sticky note, brainwash, Dilbert, man, Brenda
The Boss celebrates he has changed the fabric of corporate culture.
Management, brainwash, corporate culture, quality, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
CNN reports about solar flares.
Science, news, television, reporter, CNN, solar flare, sun, Dogbert, Bernard Shaw, Wolf Blitzer
CNN says to start exercising.
Health, news, television, CNN, exercise, aerobics, weather, Ted Turner, Jane Fonda, Dogbert, news reader
Dogbert hears a confession at his confess-o-rama.
Dogbert-Schemes, confession, chocolate, cookie, dunce hat, Cathy comic strip, dance, naked, sin, Dogbert, sinner
Dogbert changes his hairstyle for his new television show, "Healing for Dollars."
Start of saga: Dogbert the evangelism.
Dogbert-Schemes, hair, Healing for Dollars, trust, television, evangelism, gullible, Dilbert, Dogbert, man, woman
Dogbert uses his healing powers to prevent people from getting pimples on their tongues.
Dogbert-Schemes, Healing for Dollars, television, evangelism, pimple, tongue, gullible, microphone, Dilbert, moron
An investigative reporter visits Dogbert about his "Healing for Dollars" show.
Dogbert-Schemes, Healing for Dollars, television, evangelism, investigative reporter, money, microphone, Dilbert, Dogbert, reporter
The Boss announces everyone must wear ID badges; yet another way to dehumanise.
Corporate Services, ID, cafeteria, alfalfa, criminal, Boss, Dilbert, Alice
Ted avoids any work in meetings with body language.
Meeting, question, body language, Dilbert, Wally, Ted
Dilbert applies for a credit card at the Bank of Ethel.
Finance, credit card, Bank of Ethel, credit check, annual fees, interest, body cavity, commercial, polka-dot underwear, Dilbert, Ethel
Dogbert decides to create art masterpieces.
Dogbert-Schemes, art, masterpiece, charcoal, abstract, cynical, moron, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert describes his accomplishments to the Boss in preparation for his performance appraisal.
Management, performance review, accomplishment, invention, license fees, Boss, Dilbert
Dogbert wants to open a school for people with no common sense.
Start of saga: Dogbert's School of Common Sense.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's School of Common Sense, school, pay, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert welcomes students to his school of common sense.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's School of Common Sense, school, pay, tip, negotiate, Dogbert
Dogbert teaches a student how to get water out of a boot.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's School of Common Sense, school, water, boot, heel, hair, Dogbert
Dogbert shows a student how to hand scissors to another person.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's School of Common Sense, school, run, scissors, ear, Dogbert, Todd
At his school of common sense, Dogbert tells the story of Clayton, who smoked a cigar while fixing a gasoline engine.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's School of Common Sense, school, auto mechanic, cigar, gasoline, lightning, explosion, bandage, Dogbert, Clayton
Dilbert decides to start jogging but has trouble tying his shoes.
Health, jog, run, shoe, lace, knot, Boy Scout, Olympics, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert and Dogbert start their vacation with a flight.
Start of saga: Plane crash, cannibalism.
Travel, vacation, plane, mountain, crash, edible, mistake, snow, Dilbert, flight attendant
Dilbert's plane crashes on a mountain.
Travel, plane, crash, cannibal, mountain, snow, Captain Bob, Dilbert