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Dogbert reads a verse from his greeting card for funerals.
Dogbert-Schemes, greeting card, funeral, death, humourous, roses are red, stiff, Dilbert, Dogbert

Ratbert thinks Dogbert is the only one who respects him.
Family, respect, ambiguity, Dogbert, Ratbert

A waiter complains Dilbert didn't eat "all he could eat."
Retail, restaurant, all you can eat, lawyer, waste, agreement, Dilbert, Dogbert, waiter

Fresh office supplies arrive and Dilbert's co-worker begins to plunder them.
Corporate Services, office supplies, Dilbert, co-worker

Dilbert meets the Lost Employee, hiding in the bureaucracy.
Bureaucracy, lost employee, Dilbert, lost employee

Big Ed backs up and crashes into Dilbert and Wally.
Office Politics, big people, backing up, annoy, debris, crash, spill, Dilbert, Wally

Dogbert places blame for slow progress towards ruling the Earth.
Dogbert-Schemes, conquest, blame, pillow, Dilbert, Dogbert

The Boss spouts various "Boss cliches" to the assembled staff.
Leadership, cliche, Dilbert, Boss, co-worker

Ratbert wonders about his place in the world.
Philosophy, world, sensitive, life, irony, ruin, Ratbert, Bob

How do you tell when spaghetti is cooked? Throw it against the wall.
Family, cook, spaghetti, stick, test, done, The Hat, chef's hat, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert decides to open an advertising agency, since people are stupid.
Start of saga: Dogbert's advertising agency.
Dogbert-Schemes, ad agency, intelligence, insult, advertising, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert presents an ad concept for Shmultz Beer.
Dogbert-Schemes, ad agency, product, beer, hangover, bikini, Dogbert

Clients think Dogbert's advertising campaign needs needs some "babes."
Dogbert-Schemes, ad agency, feminism, scantily clad, bikini, lawyer, advertising, Dogbert, client

Larry King interviews Dogbert and a feminist about sexy beer ads.
Feminism, ad agency, Larry King Live, beer, commercial, sex, dumb, microphone, advertising, Larry King, Dogbert, feminist

A man combs eyebrows over his bald head.
Fashion, bald, comb over, eyebrow, ear hair, technique, bald man

A bald man combs his ear hair over his head, thinking nobody notices.
Fashion, vanity, bald, hair, clueless, comb over, confidence, bald man

Dogbert shops for the perfect tennis racket.
Sports, tennis, retail, plastic, titanium, poor loser, Dilbert, clerk

Dogbert buys Lenin's body.
Start of saga: Lenin's body.
Dogbert-Schemes, body, communism, stiff, Dogbert, Russian, Dilbert, Lenin

Dogbert decides what to do with Lenin's body.
Dogbert-Schemes, body, museum, coffee table, Dogbert, Ratbert, Lenin

Dilbert doesn't approve of having Lenin's body.
Dogbert-Schemes, body, desk, pencil holder, approval, Dilbert, Dogbert, Lenin

Dave cuts his own hair.
Personal, hair, money, cut own hair, learning curve, divorce, therapy, Dilbert, Dave

The Boss punishes Dave for cutting his own hair.
Management, hair, fast-track, fashion, cut own hair, Boss, Dave

Dilbert is bored by a woman's story and starts looking up her nose.
Society, boring story, Europe, brain, nose, cocktail party, Dilbert, woman

Dogbert wonders why Mother Nature is so cruel.
Science, cruel, beauty, robin, lard bag, mean, natural selection, sing, zap, harmony, perception, kill, ear, Dogbert, Mother Nature

Dilbert wonders about the ethics of his genetic experiments.
Start of saga: Wilt Gandhi, genetic mutation.
Science, genetics, experiment, ethics, skunkopotamus, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert creates a mutation in Dilbert's genetic lab.
Science, genetics, experiment, Gandhi, Wilt Chamberlain, wisdom, babe, Dogbert, Dilbert, Wilt Gandhi

Wilt Gandhi picks up some women in a bar.
Dating, genetics, experiment, pick up, line, Wilt Gandhi, woman

The Boss wants outside help with layoffs.
Start of saga: Dogbert helps the Boss with layoffs.
Downsizing, layoff, consultant, severance package, pain, suffering, Boss, Dogbert

Dogbert outlines his plan for layoffs: catapult from the restroom stall.
Downsizing, layoff, can-o-matic, pink slip, catapult, security camera, Boss, Dogbert

The Boss tries to lay off people directly and professionally.
Downsizing, layoff, direct, professional, rubber stamp, Goodyear Blimp, Boss, laid off woman

A co-worker doesn't want to be seen with Dilbert at lunch.
Office Politics, meeting, lunch, executive, being seen, management track, Dilbert, co-worker