Dogbert asks the President for a tax break for dogs.
Politics, tax, economy, GNP, supply side, Dogbert, president
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Congress passed the tax rebate for dogs, Dilbert learns.
Politics, tax, congress, rebate, liberal, ethics, television, news, Dilbert, Dogbert, news reader
Dilbert's date gets bored by his story.
Dating, bug, compiler, boring story, pepper spray, restaurant, Dilbert, woman
First you feel fine, then you die. That's the Idaho flu.
Health, flu, Idaho, die, psychosomatic, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert interviews a rap star for MTV.
Dogbert-Schemes, MTV, rap, reporter, instinct, dress, choreographer, Dogbert, Freshy Q
The Boss assigns Dilbert to work in Marketing.
Start of saga: Dilbert works in Marketing.
Marketing, rotational assignment, two drink minimum, assigned to Marketing, toga, laurel wreath, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert is amazed by what goes on in Marketing on Barbecue Tuesday.
Marketing, lost, amazement, party, Barbecue Tuesday, unicorn, toga, laurel wreath, marketing guy, Dilbert
Tuesday is unicorn barbecue day in Marketing.
Marketing, unicorn, horn, rare, toga, laurel wreath, Dilbert, marketing guy
The marketing people show Dilbert the research well.
Marketing, idea, well, question, answer, research, Dilbert, marketing guy
A marketing guy explains the Marketing department is like the brains of a company, the Sales department is the body.
Marketing, anatomy, brain, sales, body, engineering, snot, toga, laurel wreath, Dilbert, marketing guy
Brent, a marketing guy in engineering, has trouble with technology.
Marketing, assignment, SPARC, MIP, workstation, microwave, croissant, Brent, Wally
Dogbert shows what's behind movie advertisements.
Entertainment, movie, review, advertisement, Gene Siskel, Roger Ebert, Academy Award, gaffer, Sylvester Stallone, Dogbert
Ratbert wants to sit on Dilbert's legs just like Dogbert.
Family, lap sit, friend, vermin, disease, hug, Ratbert, Dilbert
Ratbert begs to be Dilbert's friend.
Family, friend, cuddle, Frisbee, ear, scratch, dating, beg, Ratbert, Dilbert
Ratbert builds Timmy the toilet paper man as his only friend.
Family, friend, pity, toilet paper, pathetic, respect, pillow, Ratbert
A woman says it's time for her friend to visit.
Health, friend, time of the month, visit, puffy, cobra, bandage, Dilbert, woman
Dilbert must sit motionless as the Boss reads his report.
Leadership, humiliation, Dilbert, Boss
Ratbert feels proud about hunting and killing a bug.
Family, hunter, squash a bug, sports, hormones, guilty, Ratbert
Dilbert buys a new car, loaded with safety features.
Safety, airbag, brakes, seatbelt, baby seat, ram, police, car, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert has an evil laugh.
Family, prank, laugh, maniac, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert and Dogbert both have an evil laugh.
Family, laugh, game, prank, visit, Dilbert, Dogbert, Ratbert
Dilbert flies his remote control plane.
Technology, remote control, plane, crash, Frisbee, Dilbert
A guy complains Dilbert's plane crashed into his friend.
Technology, remote control, plane, crash, Frisbee, Dilbert, man
Dilbert's date pretends to choke to death to get out of it early.
Dating, choke, trick, restaurant, Dilbert, Dilbert's date
Ratbert whines he is insecure about adding value to the world.
Family, music, crisis, value, pillow, Dogbert, Ratbert
Dogbert listens to sad stories.
Dogbert-Schemes, sad, story, monkey trainer, embezzle, kidnap, Dogbert, man
Dilbert must renounce all physical pleasure to achieve cosmic joy.
Personal, pleasure, joy, shave, bald, stubble, Dilbert, guru
A guru counsels Dilbert to give away all his possessions.
Personal, joy, guru, possession, Dilbert, guru
Dilbert hands a report to the Boss, who promptly shreds it.
Management, report, shred, porto-shredder, tie, proud, Dilbert, Boss
Dogbert starts a line of greeting cards for funerals.
Dogbert-Schemes, greeting card, death, funeral, sentimental, Dogbert, Dilbert