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Dogbert asks the President for a tax break for dogs.
Politics, tax, economy, GNP, supply side, Dogbert, president

Congress passed the tax rebate for dogs, Dilbert learns.
Politics, tax, congress, rebate, liberal, ethics, television, news, Dilbert, Dogbert, news reader

Dilbert's date gets bored by his story.
Dating, bug, compiler, boring story, pepper spray, restaurant, Dilbert, woman

First you feel fine, then you die. That's the Idaho flu.
Health, flu, Idaho, die, psychosomatic, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert interviews a rap star for MTV.
Dogbert-Schemes, MTV, rap, reporter, instinct, dress, choreographer, Dogbert, Freshy Q

The Boss assigns Dilbert to work in Marketing.
Start of saga: Dilbert works in Marketing.
Marketing, rotational assignment, two drink minimum, assigned to Marketing, toga, laurel wreath, Boss, Dilbert

Dilbert is amazed by what goes on in Marketing on Barbecue Tuesday.
Marketing, lost, amazement, party, Barbecue Tuesday, unicorn, toga, laurel wreath, marketing guy, Dilbert

Tuesday is unicorn barbecue day in Marketing.
Marketing, unicorn, horn, rare, toga, laurel wreath, Dilbert, marketing guy

The marketing people show Dilbert the research well.
Marketing, idea, well, question, answer, research, Dilbert, marketing guy

A marketing guy explains the Marketing department is like the brains of a company, the Sales department is the body.
Marketing, anatomy, brain, sales, body, engineering, snot, toga, laurel wreath, Dilbert, marketing guy

Brent, a marketing guy in engineering, has trouble with technology.
Marketing, assignment, SPARC, MIP, workstation, microwave, croissant, Brent, Wally

Dogbert shows what's behind movie advertisements.
Entertainment, movie, review, advertisement, Gene Siskel, Roger Ebert, Academy Award, gaffer, Sylvester Stallone, Dogbert

Ratbert wants to sit on Dilbert's legs just like Dogbert.
Family, lap sit, friend, vermin, disease, hug, Ratbert, Dilbert

Ratbert begs to be Dilbert's friend.
Family, friend, cuddle, Frisbee, ear, scratch, dating, beg, Ratbert, Dilbert

Ratbert builds Timmy the toilet paper man as his only friend.
Family, friend, pity, toilet paper, pathetic, respect, pillow, Ratbert

A woman says it's time for her friend to visit.
Health, friend, time of the month, visit, puffy, cobra, bandage, Dilbert, woman

Dilbert must sit motionless as the Boss reads his report.
Leadership, humiliation, Dilbert, Boss

Ratbert feels proud about hunting and killing a bug.
Family, hunter, squash a bug, sports, hormones, guilty, Ratbert

Dilbert buys a new car, loaded with safety features.
Safety, airbag, brakes, seatbelt, baby seat, ram, police, car, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert has an evil laugh.
Family, prank, laugh, maniac, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert and Dogbert both have an evil laugh.
Family, laugh, game, prank, visit, Dilbert, Dogbert, Ratbert

Dilbert flies his remote control plane.
Technology, remote control, plane, crash, Frisbee, Dilbert

A guy complains Dilbert's plane crashed into his friend.
Technology, remote control, plane, crash, Frisbee, Dilbert, man

Dilbert's date pretends to choke to death to get out of it early.
Dating, choke, trick, restaurant, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Ratbert whines he is insecure about adding value to the world.
Family, music, crisis, value, pillow, Dogbert, Ratbert

Dogbert listens to sad stories.
Dogbert-Schemes, sad, story, monkey trainer, embezzle, kidnap, Dogbert, man

Dilbert must renounce all physical pleasure to achieve cosmic joy.
Personal, pleasure, joy, shave, bald, stubble, Dilbert, guru

A guru counsels Dilbert to give away all his possessions.
Personal, joy, guru, possession, Dilbert, guru

Dilbert hands a report to the Boss, who promptly shreds it.
Management, report, shred, porto-shredder, tie, proud, Dilbert, Boss

Dogbert starts a line of greeting cards for funerals.
Dogbert-Schemes, greeting card, death, funeral, sentimental, Dogbert, Dilbert