Dogbert has to fake his way through square dance calling.
Dogbert-Schemes, square dance, Dogbert, dancers
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Dilbert asks Carol for comments on his report. She doesn't like it.
Administration, secretary, report, dance on grave, power, tripe, spit, Dilbert, Carol, Wally
The president of the local Mensa chapter asks Dilbert to join. Dilbert asks the famous question "If we're so smart, why do we work here?"
Start of saga: Dilbert joins Mensa.
Professional, Mensa, genius, IQ, intelligence, practical application, egghead, Mensa president, Dilbert
Dilbert shows up for his first Mensa meeting.
Professional, Mensa, genius, IQ, intelligence, meeting, egghead, Dilbert, Mensa president
Dilbert hopes his career will benefit from joining Mensa.
Professional, Mensa, genius, IQ, intelligence, career expo, network, career, Dilbert, Dogbert, Garbageman
The Mensa president explains what happens at the Mensa meeting.
Professional, Mensa, genius, IQ, intelligence, meeting, party game, DNA, egghead, Dilbert, Mensa president
Ratbert realises buckyballs exist, but it does him ill.
Family, insight, buckyballs, flash, pillow, Dogbert, Ratbert
Dilbert states evolution must be true because that's what he was taught to believe.
Science, evolution, scientific method, time, cause and effect, cult, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert visits friends and sees a video of Timmy's birth.
Family, birth, video, VHS, Caesarian section, operation, appendectomy, Dilbert, Dogbert, man, woman
Dilbert gives up on his robot because it's impossible.
Start of saga: Dilbert creates a robot.
Science, robot, invention, ego, neurospectrum field, calibrate, gizmo, Dogbert, Dilbert, Garbageman, Ruebert
The Robot's Code means the robot must serve and protect humans.
Science, robot's code, strength, serve, crush, sign, program, Ruebert, Dilbert
The robot makes clothes out of Dilbert's clothing.
Science, robot, clothes, drapes, underpants, bad, discipline, Ruebert, Dilbert
Dogbert asks the Garbageman why the robot won't obey.
Science, robot, command, taunt, calibrate, neuro-actuator, obey, Dogbert, Garbageman, Dilbert, Ruebert
Dilbert builds a guilt module for the robot.
Science, emotion, robot, guilt, ethics, conscience, shame, control module, spit, Dogbert, Ruebert, Dilbert
Cows cause heart attacks, global warming and the California drought.
Science, worry, robot, global warming, California, drought, heart attack, cow, Ruebert, Dogbert
A big-nosed woman says she will have an operation.
Health, nose job, operation, intern, lips, puff, snort, bandages, Dilbert, Wally, big-nosed woman
Dogbert gives the robot a name: Ruebert.
Science, name, rue, fault, spell, robot, Dogbert, Ruebert
Ruebert creates a feminine robot for company.
Science, robot, invention, National Organisation of Women, feminine, Dilbert, Ruebert, feminine robot
Ruebert thinks he will have marital bliss with the feminine robot.
Science, robot, mate, marital bliss, can opener, hell, Gomer, Ruebert, feminine robot
The feminine robot says women have been discriminated against for a million years, so she deserves compensation.
Science, robot, discrimination, guilt, injustice, persuasion, argument, Ruebert, feminine robot
A kid says he's in trouble.
Society, trouble, parent, humourous, spree, murder, park bench, bench, Brett, Dogbert
Brett has a hydrogen bomb.
Society, hydrogen bomb, dangerous, wagon, kill, suggestion, gizmo, Dogbert, Brett
The Bank of Ethel has changed into a secret Swiss bank. Dilbert tries to withdraw money.
Finance, Bank of Ethel, Swiss Bank, secret, withdraw, account, Dilbert, Ethel
Dogbert wants to run for president of the United States.
Start of saga: Dogbert runs for president.
Politics, president, campaign, United States, Democrat, communism, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert says why he wants to run for president: power and wealth.
Politics, president, campaign, ego, power, wealth, ignorant masses, government, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert doesn't like Dogbert's motives for wanting to be president.
Politics, president, campaign, slave, land owner, founding fathers, democracy, ignorant masses, king, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert interviews Ratbert to be his running mate in the presidential campaign.
Politics, election, president, campaign, vice president, inept, simple-minded, Dogbert, Ratbert
The Garbageman becomes Dogbert's campaign strategist.
Politics, election, president, campaign, strategy, park, profit, Garbageman, Dogbert
The Garbageman explains the key to winning an election is voter turnout.
Politics, election, president, campaign, voter turnout, advertisement, voting booth, Garbageman, Dogbert