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The elves decide to try verbal intimidation.
Family, magic, fear, respect, intimidation, doughnut, bozo, Karl, Dilbert, elf

Ratbert tries to infiltrate the elf gang.
Family, gang, infiltrate, disguise, handshake, guess, Dogbert, Ratbert, elf

The elves present their demands to Dilbert.
Family, gang, demand, funny, swat, slap, flyswatter, Dilbert, elf

Which way does the water swirl on the equator?
Science, equator, water, drain, swirl, clockwise, coriolis, Dilbert, Dogbert, woman

Dogbert babysits, and fills the kid's brain with nonsense.
Dogbert-Schemes, babysit, nonsense, alien, kindergarten, brain, Dogbert, Bret

Dogbert enjoys annoying Dilbert.
Family, ping-pong, gun, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert's boss "builds" morale by slapping Dilbert with a flyswatter.
Leadership, morale, flyswatter, Dilbert, Boss

Dilbert wonders why he should get out of bed.
Philosophy, bed, awake, rise, hungry, bagel, think, breakfast, Dilbert, Dogbert

Ratbert brings Dilbert an apple.
Family, favour, apple, like, hate, snack, Ratbert, Dilbert

Dilbert can't find anybody brain-alive in a Friday afternoon meeting.
Meeting, Friday, productivity, Dilbert, co-worker

A long distance company calls Dilbert to ask him to switch.
Retail, solicit, telephone, long distance, vague, inconvenient, telemarketing, telco, Dilbert, telemarketer

Dogbert reviews what's allowed for free speech.
Politics, free speech, obscene, lawyer, sue, disadvantage, religion, first amendment, Ratbert, Dogbert

Dogbert opens a private prison.
Start of saga: Dogbert's private prison.
Dogbert-Schemes, private, prison, jail, celebrity, Dogbert, Dilbert

A prisoner arrives at Dogbert's jail.
Dogbert-Schemes, private, prison, jail, celebrity, investment, rich, embezzle, sentence, tuxedo, Dogbert, prisoner

Dilbert complains Dogbert turned the house into a private prison.
Dogbert-Schemes, private, prison, jail, happy hour, complain, prisoner, Dilbert

Dogbert tries to keep the prisoners happy.
Dogbert-Schemes, private, prison, jail, happy, snore, kill, lawyer, bathrobe, Dogbert, prisoner

Dogbert announces executions to save money at the jail.
Dogbert-Schemes, private, prison, jail, execution, joke, warden, operating cost, bathrobe, bullhorn, Dogbert

Prisoners plan to escape from Dogbert's jail.
Dogbert-Schemes, private, prison, jail, escape, ladder, dental floss, bathrobe, prisoner

Uncle Ned shows his hunting trophies to Dilbert.
Family, hunting, trophy, bear, zoo, dove, neighbour, postal employee, roast, Dilbert, Dogbert, Uncle Ned

Dogbert wants to start insider trading of stocks.
Start of saga: Dogbert, insider stock trading.
Dogbert-Schemes, insider trading, tip, stock, board meeting, ear, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert gets rich by doing some insider trading over his PC.
Dogbert-Schemes, stock, insider trading, slap, newspaper, Dilbert, Dogbert

Somebody turned in Dogbert for insider stock trading.
Dogbert-Schemes, insider trading, stock, tip, authority, Dogbert, Ratbert

Dogbert asks Ratbert why he tipped off the authorities on Dogbert's insider stock trading.
Dogbert-Schemes, tip off, insider trading, stock, reward, Dogbert, Ratbert

A judge sentences Dogbert for his insider stock trading.
Law, court, trial, insider trading, stock, guilty, punish, Kitty Kelly, biography, gavel, judge, Dogbert

Dilbert has many scratches after his interview with Kitty Kelly.
Law, sentence, Kitty Kelly, love, watch, trust, lipstick, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert offers advice on getting a date: men die first so there are more older women than men.
Dating, statistics, serial killer, old, young, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert reacts with jealousy to Dilbert's new goldfish.
Start of saga: Dilbert's goldfish.
Family, goldfish, jealousy, fish bowl, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert doesn't believe his goldfish flushed himself.
Family, goldfish, jealousy, suicide, flush, rival, school, fish bowl, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert takes a lie detector test about the goldfish suicide.
Family, goldfish, Abe Lincoln, suicide, lie detector, mistake, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert

The new guy is amazingly productive, but it is not a compliment.
Bureaucracy, productivity, savant, Dilbert, Wally, new employee

Dogbert gets interviewed for square dance caller.
Society, square-dance caller, resume, Pulitzer Prize, Aberdeen Hall of Dung, Dogbert, square dancer