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The Boss wants a presentation on Dilbert's project, even though it was only assigned an hour ago.
Project, presentation, status, review, analytical, schedule, math, Boss, Dilbert

The Boss introduces Zimbu the monkey, Dilbert's new co-worker.
Start of saga: Zimbu the monkey.
Office Politics, new employee, English, zoo, insult, intelligence, Boss, Dilbert, Zimbu

Dilbert says Zimbu needs more than language skills to be an engineer.
Office Politics, zoo, language, English, cafeteria, doughnut, staff meeting, Dilbert, Zimbu, Wally

Dilbert asks Zimbu to give it all up and stop being an engineer.
Office Politics, language, program, BASIC, charade, rote, logic, Dilbert, Zimbu

Wally and Dilbert torment Nervous Ted with rumours of layoffs.
Downsizing, layoff, nervous, Dilbert, Wally, Nervous Ted

Can Dilbert tell the difference between an electric razor and a toaster?
Family, razor, toaster, shave, joke, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert compares his date's lips to earthworms.
Dating, romance, eye, mystery, earthworm, sidewalk, rain, kiss, fight, Dilbert, Dogbert

Bob rips pants off guys we hate for no reason at all.
Society, rip pants off, hate, bicycle, dance, wine, polyester, conversation, flowered underwear, Bob, Dilbert

Dilbert finds it awkward to meet people in the hallway.
Office Politics, hallway, eye contact, dance, smile, awkward, Dilbert, co-worker

Dogbert becomes Nostradogbert.
Start of saga: Nostradogbert.
Dogbert-Schemes, prediction, skeptic, monkey, swami hat, Nostradogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert predicts unrest in the Middle East.
Dogbert-Schemes, prediction, Middle East, sarcasm, sand, turmoil, swami hat, Dogbert, Ratbert

Dogbert predicts the end of the world.
Pun, end of the world, gross prophet margin, vague, swami hat, Dogbert, Bob

A pregnant woman says she's just off her diet.
Office Politics, pregnant, diet, insult, woman, Dilbert, Wally

Dilbert and Dogbert disagree on the value of computer literacy.
Technology, computer, secretary, knowledge, power, special, name, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert dusts the house.
Family, dust, grey fox, cloud, brownie, recipe, ear, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert gets PCS phones for him and Dogbert.
Technology, PCS, telephone, contact, annoy, progress, pillow, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert and Dogbert vote at a family meeting.
Family, meeting, minutes, vote, tie, baby, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert hears a voice in his head.
Personal, if you build it they will come, voice, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert becomes a newspaper critic.
Dogbert-Schemes, newspaper, critic, sniff, one star, Dogbert, Dilbert

Nardo does not respect personal space.
Office Politics, personal space, pocket, close, Wally, Dilbert, Nardo

Dogbert can't respect the rules of chess.
Family, chess, queen, Uzi, Scrabble, cheating, poor loser, Dilbert, Dogbert

Santa has an accident in his sled.
Family, Christmas, gift, reindeer, hat, sequel, duck, holiday, Christmas tree, Christmas stocking, Santa Clause, Dogbert, Dilbert, Santa

The Boss empowers all employees to make their own decisions.
Management, empower, decision, productive, fired, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

Wally opens a tourist attraction since he's been empowered.
Management, empower, tourism, attraction, revenue, decision, cubicle, Post-It note, Dilbert, Wally

Dilbert gets an auto-petter for Dogbert.
Technology, invention, auto-petter, idea, machine, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert wonders what empowerment really means.
Management, empower, approval, budget, risk, blame, Dilbert, Boss

Dilbert's date has an evaluation system.
Dating, rate, evaluate, twitch, nervous, head, restaurant, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Dogbert has a shortcut to finding the meaning of life.
Pun, life, meaning, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert briefs the staff on the company's new policy on protecting secret information.
Policy, security, secret, meeting, competition, salary, Dilbert, co-worker

Elves want to conquer the world using magic.
Start of saga: Elves want to conquer the world.
Family, magic, conquer, pick a card, pillow, elf, Dogbert

The elves pull a rabbit out of a hat to impress Dogbert.
Family, magic, bunny, hat, fear, respect, magic trick, pillow, Dogbert, Karl