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Dilbert ponders his contribution to society.
Philosophy, meaning of life, computer, light, electricity, Dilbert, Dogbert

Bob has trouble drinking his milkshake.
Family, milkshake, straw, spoon, Dogbert, Bob

A co-worker explains his project is a whole new paradigm.
Project, meeting, paradigm, funny, explanation, Dilbert, co-worker

Dilbert removes a pencil from a sharpener, thus fulfilling a legend.
Start of saga: Dilbert, CEO.
Leadership, pencil, sharpener, legend, Excalibert, CEO, King Arthur, pencil sharpener, Dilbert, co-worker

Dilbert becomes CEO.
Leadership, pencil, Excalibert, CEO, grovel, decision, King Arthur, pencil sharpener, Dilbert

Dilbert doesn't know what a CEO does.
Leadership, CEO, duty, profit, luck, make it so, Dilbert

Dilbert walks among his employees.
Leadership, CEO, deference, hand gesture, window, Dilbert

The Japanese make an offer to buy the company.
Leadership, CEO, buy out, lay off, Japan, neener neener, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert rejects the company buy out offer.
Leadership, CEO, buy out, hostile takeover, lawyer, chew, Dilbert

Dogbert talks to a cookbook author, a former child television star.
Society, book, author, child star, Leave it to Beaver, walnut, cookbook, ghost writer, Dogbert, Bobby McNewton

Dilbert resigns as CEO.
Leadership, CEO, stress, stop and smell the roses, resign, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert asks for Dogbert's help to meet attractive women.
Dating, walk, pet-able, women, mad dog, John Sununu, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert helps to solve Dilbert's dating problem.
Dating, logic, problem, quality, girlfriend, ballerina, cramp, list, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert stops drinking coffee.
Personal, coffee, dependent, chemical, slow, work, Monday, Dilbert, Dogbert

The psychologist says her mother is Dilbert's problem.
Personal, problem, evil, couch, Dilbert, psychologist, psychologist's mother

Dilbert joins a bowling league.
Health, exercise, bowling, league, lower middle-class, muscle, ear, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert's date is late by an hour, but she doesn't care.
Dating, late, shampoo, crossword puzzle, ugly, flower, restaurant, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

There will be ten percent job cuts, the Boss says.
Start of saga: More downsizing.
Downsizing, CEO, expense, layoff, risk, cut, Boss, Dilbert

The Boss tosses a dart at an org chart to decide layoffs.
Downsizing, layoff, organisation chart, dart, blindfold, slay, Boss

Bruce can keep his job if others take pay cuts.
Downsizing, layoff, pay cut, furniture, Wally, Bruce

The Boss says profits are low, so Dilbert must go.
Management, profit, let go, training, jumpy, nervous, Boss, Dilbert

Dilbert is in reality a millionaire movie star, says a janitor.
Office Politics, dream, work late, engineer, playboy, movie star, dress, push broom, janitor, Dilbert

Dilbert gets his portrait drawn.
Retail, artist, portrait, sexy, smart, Dilbert, street artist

Dilbert finds a wallet and returns it to the owner.
Family, wallet, lost, criminal, reward, steal, money, ruthless, gun, pistol, Dilbert, Dogbert, Sam Grooper

There's a vacancy on the Supreme Court.
Start of saga: Dogbert is appointed to the Supreme Court.
Law, president, Supreme Court, nomination, telephone, Dilbert, Dogbert, George Bush

The senate questions Dogbert, Supreme Court nominee.
Law, Senate, Judiciary Committee, Supreme Court, hearing, Roe versus Wade, accuse, lie, microphone, senator, Dogbert

The senate asks Dogbert about his opinion on the right to privacy.
Law, Senate, Supreme Court, hearing, opinion, privacy, idiot, microphone, Dogbert, senator

Dilbert watches the confirmation hearing on television.
Law, Senate, hearing, Supreme Court, starve, downside, television, Dilbert, senator

Ratbert is questioned in Dogbert's Supreme Court hearing.
Law, Senate, hearing, Supreme Court, witness, nomination, hiney, lie, microphone, senator, Ratbert

If confirmed, Dogbert must abandon his world domination goal.
Law, Senate, hearing, Supreme Court, ethics, unwritten rule, withdraw, world domination, microphone, senator, Dilbert, Dogbert