Dilbert ponders his contribution to society.
Philosophy, meaning of life, computer, light, electricity, Dilbert, Dogbert
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Bob has trouble drinking his milkshake.
Family, milkshake, straw, spoon, Dogbert, Bob
A co-worker explains his project is a whole new paradigm.
Project, meeting, paradigm, funny, explanation, Dilbert, co-worker
Dilbert removes a pencil from a sharpener, thus fulfilling a legend.
Start of saga: Dilbert, CEO.
Leadership, pencil, sharpener, legend, Excalibert, CEO, King Arthur, pencil sharpener, Dilbert, co-worker
Dilbert becomes CEO.
Leadership, pencil, Excalibert, CEO, grovel, decision, King Arthur, pencil sharpener, Dilbert
Dilbert doesn't know what a CEO does.
Leadership, CEO, duty, profit, luck, make it so, Dilbert
Dilbert walks among his employees.
Leadership, CEO, deference, hand gesture, window, Dilbert
The Japanese make an offer to buy the company.
Leadership, CEO, buy out, lay off, Japan, neener neener, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert rejects the company buy out offer.
Leadership, CEO, buy out, hostile takeover, lawyer, chew, Dilbert
Dogbert talks to a cookbook author, a former child television star.
Society, book, author, child star, Leave it to Beaver, walnut, cookbook, ghost writer, Dogbert, Bobby McNewton
Dilbert resigns as CEO.
Leadership, CEO, stress, stop and smell the roses, resign, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert asks for Dogbert's help to meet attractive women.
Dating, walk, pet-able, women, mad dog, John Sununu, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert helps to solve Dilbert's dating problem.
Dating, logic, problem, quality, girlfriend, ballerina, cramp, list, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert stops drinking coffee.
Personal, coffee, dependent, chemical, slow, work, Monday, Dilbert, Dogbert
The psychologist says her mother is Dilbert's problem.
Personal, problem, evil, couch, Dilbert, psychologist, psychologist's mother
Dilbert joins a bowling league.
Health, exercise, bowling, league, lower middle-class, muscle, ear, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert's date is late by an hour, but she doesn't care.
Dating, late, shampoo, crossword puzzle, ugly, flower, restaurant, Dilbert, Dilbert's date
There will be ten percent job cuts, the Boss says.
Start of saga: More downsizing.
Downsizing, CEO, expense, layoff, risk, cut, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss tosses a dart at an org chart to decide layoffs.
Downsizing, layoff, organisation chart, dart, blindfold, slay, Boss
Bruce can keep his job if others take pay cuts.
Downsizing, layoff, pay cut, furniture, Wally, Bruce
The Boss says profits are low, so Dilbert must go.
Management, profit, let go, training, jumpy, nervous, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert is in reality a millionaire movie star, says a janitor.
Office Politics, dream, work late, engineer, playboy, movie star, dress, push broom, janitor, Dilbert
Dilbert gets his portrait drawn.
Retail, artist, portrait, sexy, smart, Dilbert, street artist
Dilbert finds a wallet and returns it to the owner.
Family, wallet, lost, criminal, reward, steal, money, ruthless, gun, pistol, Dilbert, Dogbert, Sam Grooper
There's a vacancy on the Supreme Court.
Start of saga: Dogbert is appointed to the Supreme Court.
Law, president, Supreme Court, nomination, telephone, Dilbert, Dogbert, George Bush
The senate questions Dogbert, Supreme Court nominee.
Law, Senate, Judiciary Committee, Supreme Court, hearing, Roe versus Wade, accuse, lie, microphone, senator, Dogbert
The senate asks Dogbert about his opinion on the right to privacy.
Law, Senate, Supreme Court, hearing, opinion, privacy, idiot, microphone, Dogbert, senator
Dilbert watches the confirmation hearing on television.
Law, Senate, hearing, Supreme Court, starve, downside, television, Dilbert, senator
Ratbert is questioned in Dogbert's Supreme Court hearing.
Law, Senate, hearing, Supreme Court, witness, nomination, hiney, lie, microphone, senator, Ratbert
If confirmed, Dogbert must abandon his world domination goal.
Law, Senate, hearing, Supreme Court, ethics, unwritten rule, withdraw, world domination, microphone, senator, Dilbert, Dogbert