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1991-08-01
Dogbert can free people from guilt.
Dogbert-Schemes, pop, psychologist, lecture, guilt, copyright, stupid, microphone, Dogbert

1991-08-02
Dogbert's method to free people from guilt is to have them find some invisible people.
Dogbert-Schemes, pop, psychologist, lecture, guilt, invisible, kill, microphone, Dogbert

1991-08-03
Dilbert feels like everyone is judging him.
Personal, judge, accept, score, emotion, paranoid, Dilbert, Dogbert

1991-08-04
Dilbert tries to talk to a woman in a social setting.
Dating, pick up, decoy, cat, babble, ugly, defence, Dilbert, woman

1991-08-05
A co-worker will have her baby by the Xerox machine because there is no leave.
Note: Alice's first appearance.
Benefits, leave, maternity, birth, Dilbert, co-worker, woman

1991-08-06
The Boss offers Alice some time off for her baby, even though there's no maternity leave.
Management, birth, baby, Xerox, maternity leave, fertile, treatment, Boss, Alice

1991-08-07
Alice named her baby after the Boss.
Family, baby, name, Butt Head, milk, lunch, Boss, Alice

1991-08-08
Dilbert wants to invent a perpetual motion device.
Science, perpetual motion, device, impossible, time, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert

1991-08-09
Everybody has to top the last guy's disease story.
Engineer, engineer, brag, internal organ, bubonic plague, lawn mower, temperature, repair, lunch, Dilbert, co-worker, headless man

1991-08-10
Dilbert wonders why Dogbert is staring at him.
Personal, stare, plot, instinct, look up people's noses, binoculars, Dilbert, Dogbert

1991-08-11
Dilbert stops to help a driver in distress.
Society, car, drive, break down, engine, hood, mechanic, fraud, gas, explosion, Dilbert, lady driver

1991-08-12
Dogbert gets a job as a used-car salesman, but not for the money.
Start of saga: Dogbert, used car salesman.
Dogbert-Schemes, used-car sales representative, lie, gas mileage, diamond smuggler, Dogbert, Dilbert

1991-08-13
Dogbert haggles over the prices of cars.
Dogbert-Schemes, used-car sales representative, negotiate, purchase, buy, Dogbert, customer

1991-08-14
A kid wants to buy a car with the money he saved from mowing lawns.
Dogbert-Schemes, used-car sales representative, mow, lawn, select, med school, cash, Dogbert, Timmy

1991-08-15
Dogbert couldn't convince the sales manager to accept a customer's price.
Dogbert-Schemes, used-car sales representative, negotiate, price, steal, purse, run over, first-born, Dogbert, customer

1991-08-16
A man doesn't want to spend much money on a car.
Dogbert-Schemes, used-car sales representative, model, lawn, disassemble, I gotta be me, Dogbert, customer

1991-08-17
Dogbert quits as a used-car salesman.
Dogbert-Schemes, used-car sales representative, retire, lie, Reader's Digest, crime, Dogbert, Dilbert

1991-08-18
Dilbert has trouble connecting his new VCR.
Technology, VCR, cable, instruction manual, television, ohm, electrical engineer, lie, motor oil, Dilbert, Dogbert

1991-08-19
Dogbert makes bankers do tricks to talk him into investing money.
Dogbert-Schemes, money, bank, Dogbert, bank employee

1991-08-20
Dogbert loves being rich, and pays a stranger to wallow in a mud puddle.
Dogbert-Schemes, rich, slave, puddle, wallow, bore, Dogbert

1991-08-21
Dogbert hires Bob as a flunky.
Dogbert-Schemes, rich, hire, flunky, ethics, tongue, window, Dogbert, Bob

1991-08-22
Dogbert loses his fortune.
Dogbert-Schemes, rich, broke, fortune, Ethel's Savings and Loan, junk bond, chequing account, tears, Dogbert, Dilbert

1991-08-23
The government tries to repay some money Dogbert lost.
Start of saga: Dogbert owns a senator.
Politics, depositor, insurance, government, senator, Dogbert, government man

1991-08-24
Dogbert describes his plans for the senator.
Politics, senator, value, political action committee, Senate, whiskey, Dilbert, Dogbert

1991-08-25
A clerk in a video store ridicules people's video purchases.
Society, video, movie, rental, mystery, Tootsie, Rambo, lie, documentary, rental clerk, man, Dilbert, Dogbert

1991-08-26
The tobacco lobby wants to buy Dogbert's senator.
Politics, senator, tobacco, lobby, sex appeal, media, sale, smoking, Dogbert, tobacco lobbyist

1991-08-27
Dilbert worries he hasn't said anything all meeting.
Office Politics, meeting, quiet space, insight, unproductive, Dilbert, co-worker

1991-08-28
A short guy in a meeting is abrasively assertive to compensate.
Start of saga: A short guy.
Meeting, shortness, small, coffee, spill, Dilbert, Les, co-worker

1991-08-29
A short guy doesn't want to be made fun of.
Pun, shortness, pronounce, mock, temper, Les, Dilbert

1991-08-30
A woman evaluates Les, a short guy, as a potential date.
Dating, shortness, bald, earning, resume, formula, calculator, Les, woman

1991-08-31
A scientist test a computer air bag.
Science, concern, safety hazard, computer, radiation, airbag, crash, foomp, clipboard, Dilbert, Boss, scientist