Dogbert can free people from guilt.
Dogbert-Schemes, pop, psychologist, lecture, guilt, copyright, stupid, microphone, Dogbert
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Dogbert's method to free people from guilt is to have them find some invisible people.
Dogbert-Schemes, pop, psychologist, lecture, guilt, invisible, kill, microphone, Dogbert
Dilbert feels like everyone is judging him.
Personal, judge, accept, score, emotion, paranoid, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert tries to talk to a woman in a social setting.
Dating, pick up, decoy, cat, babble, ugly, defence, Dilbert, woman
A co-worker will have her baby by the Xerox machine because there is no leave.
Note: Alice's first appearance.
Benefits, leave, maternity, birth, Dilbert, co-worker, woman
The Boss offers Alice some time off for her baby, even though there's no maternity leave.
Management, birth, baby, Xerox, maternity leave, fertile, treatment, Boss, Alice
Alice named her baby after the Boss.
Family, baby, name, Butt Head, milk, lunch, Boss, Alice
Dilbert wants to invent a perpetual motion device.
Science, perpetual motion, device, impossible, time, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert
Everybody has to top the last guy's disease story.
Engineer, engineer, brag, internal organ, bubonic plague, lawn mower, temperature, repair, lunch, Dilbert, co-worker, headless man
Dilbert wonders why Dogbert is staring at him.
Personal, stare, plot, instinct, look up people's noses, binoculars, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert stops to help a driver in distress.
Society, car, drive, break down, engine, hood, mechanic, fraud, gas, explosion, Dilbert, lady driver
Dogbert gets a job as a used-car salesman, but not for the money.
Start of saga: Dogbert, used car salesman.
Dogbert-Schemes, used-car sales representative, lie, gas mileage, diamond smuggler, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert haggles over the prices of cars.
Dogbert-Schemes, used-car sales representative, negotiate, purchase, buy, Dogbert, customer
A kid wants to buy a car with the money he saved from mowing lawns.
Dogbert-Schemes, used-car sales representative, mow, lawn, select, med school, cash, Dogbert, Timmy
Dogbert couldn't convince the sales manager to accept a customer's price.
Dogbert-Schemes, used-car sales representative, negotiate, price, steal, purse, run over, first-born, Dogbert, customer
A man doesn't want to spend much money on a car.
Dogbert-Schemes, used-car sales representative, model, lawn, disassemble, I gotta be me, Dogbert, customer
Dogbert quits as a used-car salesman.
Dogbert-Schemes, used-car sales representative, retire, lie, Reader's Digest, crime, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert has trouble connecting his new VCR.
Technology, VCR, cable, instruction manual, television, ohm, electrical engineer, lie, motor oil, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert makes bankers do tricks to talk him into investing money.
Dogbert-Schemes, money, bank, Dogbert, bank employee
Dogbert loves being rich, and pays a stranger to wallow in a mud puddle.
Dogbert-Schemes, rich, slave, puddle, wallow, bore, Dogbert
Dogbert hires Bob as a flunky.
Dogbert-Schemes, rich, hire, flunky, ethics, tongue, window, Dogbert, Bob
Dogbert loses his fortune.
Dogbert-Schemes, rich, broke, fortune, Ethel's Savings and Loan, junk bond, chequing account, tears, Dogbert, Dilbert
The government tries to repay some money Dogbert lost.
Start of saga: Dogbert owns a senator.
Politics, depositor, insurance, government, senator, Dogbert, government man
Dogbert describes his plans for the senator.
Politics, senator, value, political action committee, Senate, whiskey, Dilbert, Dogbert
A clerk in a video store ridicules people's video purchases.
Society, video, movie, rental, mystery, Tootsie, Rambo, lie, documentary, rental clerk, man, Dilbert, Dogbert
The tobacco lobby wants to buy Dogbert's senator.
Politics, senator, tobacco, lobby, sex appeal, media, sale, smoking, Dogbert, tobacco lobbyist
Dilbert worries he hasn't said anything all meeting.
Office Politics, meeting, quiet space, insight, unproductive, Dilbert, co-worker
A short guy in a meeting is abrasively assertive to compensate.
Start of saga: A short guy.
Meeting, shortness, small, coffee, spill, Dilbert, Les, co-worker
A short guy doesn't want to be made fun of.
Pun, shortness, pronounce, mock, temper, Les, Dilbert
A woman evaluates Les, a short guy, as a potential date.
Dating, shortness, bald, earning, resume, formula, calculator, Les, woman
A scientist test a computer air bag.
Science, concern, safety hazard, computer, radiation, airbag, crash, foomp, clipboard, Dilbert, Boss, scientist