Dogbert defends Dilbert in court, saying the victim choked on a waffle.
Law, court, trial, X-ray, executive, murder, choke, waffle, Dogbert, judge
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Dogbert wants to plea bargain with the district attorney.
Law, court, trial, murder, plea bargain, Sony, Walkman, death penalty, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert calls the Garbageman as a witness in Dilbert's murder trial.
Law, court, trial, witness, Iowa Corn Treaty of 1837, poodle, Fifi, witch, Dogbert, Garbageman
Dilbert celebrates his "not guilty" decision.
Law, court, trial, not guilty, freedom, prison, celebrate, victory, cubicle, Dilbert, Dogbert
An unemployed cook says it's his brother's fault he can't find a job.
Pun, brother, unemployment, jail, dishonesty, judge a book by its cover, park bench, bench, Dogbert, cook
TV convinces Dogbert he should already be proclaimed ruler of the Earth.
Dogbert-Schemes, conquest, television, food, pillow, Dogbert
Are people good or evil? Dogbert responds.
Philosophy, good, evil, dog, cat, stupid, logic, theory, predict, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert demonstrates Dog Aerobics.
Personal, fitness, aerobics, dog aerobics, nap, pillow, Dogbert
Dilbert learns from Wally the Internet may not be so valuable after all.
Technology, computer, Internet, Dilbert, Wally
One-pun strip at "Fred's Driving School, learn to drive in 5 minutes".
Pun, driving, crash, cash register, Dogbert, driving instructor
What if a giant bee fought a giant moth?
Philosophy, bee, moth, fight, wool, jumpsuit, hypothetical, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert tells a psychologist about his need to stock his pocket with pens and pencils.
Personal, write, tool, pen, pencil, colour, primary, secondary, Dilbert, psychologist
Dilbert gets mudflaps with silhouettes of naked women.
Personal, mud flap, silhouette, naked, woman, sexist, Neanderthal, second thoughts, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert dreams of grandiose things.
Dogbert-Schemes, daydream, reality, twitch, feet, kiss, tease, tax, mud, bishop hat, sceptre, Dogbert, Dilbert
Ratbert decides to disguise himself as a chihuahua.
Start of saga: Ratbert disguised as a chihuahua.
Family, disguise, chihuahua, prejudice, Oscar, brother, pillow, Ratbert, Dogbert
Ratbert shows off his chihuahua disguise.
Family, disguise, chihuahua, turtleneck, sweater, blank expression, nervous, Ratbert, Dogbert
Dogbert tells Ratbert he must learn to think like a chihuahua.
Family, chihuahua, yip, disguise, one hand clapping, brain, sprain, Dogbert, Ratbert
Day one of Ratbert impersonating a chihuahua.
Family, disguise, chihuahua, prejudice, movie, lifestyle, violence, brutality, newspaper, Ratbert
Ratbert, disguised as a chihuahua, meets a kid.
Family, disguise, chihuahua, turtleneck, sweater, pretend, attention span, Ratbert, kid
Ratbert is tired and sore from impersonating a chihuahua.
Family, disguise, chihuahua, prejudice, bigot, sidewalk, lesson, evil, Ratbert, Dogbert
A police officer stops Dilbert for an illegal U-turn.
Law, car, drive, U-turn, illegal, ticket, tax, salary, sobriety, Dilbert, police officer
Dilbert decides to enter a stand-up comedy competition.
Start of saga: Dilbert in a stand-up comedy competition.
Personal, competition, stand-up comedy, freestyle, Dan Quayle, flatulence, mattress, warning label, Dilbert
Dogbert asks Dilbert why he thinks he can win the stand-up comedy competition.
Personal, competition, stand-up comedy, joke, women, bathroom, staple, chicken, Dilbert, Dogbert
A competitor helps Dilbert to relax before a stand-up comedy competition.
Personal, nervous, backstage, competition, stand-up comedy, relax, Mary Kay sales rep, camcorder, Dilbert, competitor
Dilbert didn't finish his first joke in the stand-up comedy competition.
Personal, competition, stand-up comedy, joke, slap, drag, senior citizen, trophy, Dogbert, Dilbert
Bob has a petition, but without any complaints.
Society, petition, complaint, democracy, sign, d-uuh, Bob, Dogbert
Dilbert forgets his keys and has to turn around -- without looking silly.
Personal, forget, keys, look silly, slap forehead, Dilbert
Dogbert sets up an agency to help people make friends.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's Find-a-Friend Service, sarcasm, tool, trap, sea monkey, Dogbert, lonely man, Dilbert
Dogbert becomes a pop psychologist.
Start of saga: Dogbert the pop psychologist.
Dogbert-Schemes, pop, psychologist, lecture, blame, problem, invisible, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert wants to make a lecture video for his pop psychology.
Dogbert-Schemes, pop, psychologist, lecture, video, Madonna, look, ponytail, cone, Dogbert, image consultant
Dogbert the pop psychologist gives a lecture on guilt.
Dogbert-Schemes, pop, psychologist, lecture, auditorium, guilt, microphone, Dogbert