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Another difference between men and women -- frolicking in the rain.
Dating, difference, rain, frolic, payoff, rain coat, slicker, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Dogbert fantasises about shortening a movie lineup.
Dogbert-Schemes, daydream, television, knock out, karate, movie, ticket window, Dogbert

Dogbert says he should be hired as a consultant because he has credibility for being an outsider.
Consultant, credibility, smart, speak slower, Boss, Dogbert

Dogbert starts working for the Boss.
Consultant, fee, problem area, employee, fault, lard-head, underpaid, Dogbert, Boss

Dogbert the consultant says the outlook is poor. Profits are down and so is brainpower. The cover strip for "It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone."
Consultant, presentation, profit, brain, beaver, competition, training budget, Dogbert, Boss

Dogbert has a plan for improving the Boss's image.
Consultant, unorthodox, image, shoot, guess, Dogbert, Boss

A palm reader extends Dilbert's life line with a grease pencil.
Personal, palm reading, life line, intelligence, grease pencil, Dilbert, palm reader, Dogbert

An English teacher has the hiccups.
Pun, hiccup, park, bench, park bench, English teacher, Dogbert

Dogbert writes an encyclopedia.
Dogbert-Schemes, write, encyclopedia, profit, condense, Canada, tree, abridge, Dilbert, Dogbert

The Boss announces random drug tests.
Start of saga: Random drug tests.
Health, drug, test, illegal, search, body, home, blood, cafeteria, Boss

Dilbert refuses drug testing.
Management, drug, test, refuse, performance, attendance, judge, Dilbert, Boss

Johnson says he doesn't mind the drug tests because he doesn't do drugs.
Management, drug, test, invasion of privacy, blood, Cheetos, Diet Pepsi, wife, grass skirt, Dilbert, Johnson, Boss

Dilbert wonders how to get out of the company's drug tests while being ethical.
Personal, drug, test, policy, ethics, dilemma, constitution, right, hack, rationalise, metaphor, Dilbert, Dogbert

The Boss announces the Employee Drug Testing program will be discontinued because his own tests kept turning up positive.
Management, drug, test, medical computer, paranoia, high, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

Dilbert and Dogbert each talk about their own goals, but don't listen.
Family, conquest, moustache, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert hugs the Boss.
Office Politics, fish, hug, nineties, eighties, uptight, Dilbert, Boss, co-worker

Dilbert and co-workers workspace shrinks from cubicles to fractions of them.
Corporate Services, cubicle, Velcro, Dilbert, Wally, Alice, co-worker

Dogbert figures out how many angels can dance on the head of a pin.
Philosophy, angel, head of a pin, puzzle, ancient, Dogbert

Dogbert starts a tabloid devoted to himself.
Dogbert-Schemes, newspaper, editor, lawsuit, lie, ego, tabloid, Dogbert

For his tabloid, Dogbert get his ideas from his surroundings.
Dogbert-Schemes, newspaper, editor, lie, idea, necktie, choke, die, Dogbert, Dilbert

The Boss announces it will be a dull, pointless year; Wilson reacts badly.
Leadership, morale, corporation, Dilbert, Boss, Wilson

Dilbert enjoys the sensation from a Q-Tip in his ear.
Personal, Q-Tip, feeling, ear, sin, box, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert can't open a jar of spaghetti sauce. Dogbert and Bob help.
Family, cook, kitchen, spaghetti, Family Circus, smash, Dilbert, Dogbert, Bob

Dilbert has lunch with a senior executive.
Start of saga: Lunch with a senior executive.
Management, lunch, random, regular, squash, bug, ego, Boss, Dilbert, senior executive

A senior executive says he's just a regular guy, with more money and a larger office.
Management, lunch, normal, money, office, smart, ego, Dilbert, senior executive

Dilbert offers his opinion at a lunch with a senior executive.
Management, lunch, question, leadership, initiative, risk, food fight, Dilbert, senior executive

Dilbert describes his lunch with the senior executive -- a food fight.
Management, lunch, food fight, potatoes au gratin, corn, witch, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert is arrested for killing a senior executive with an ear of corn.
Start of saga: Dilbert kills a senior vice-president with an ear of corn.
Pun, lunch, arrest, murder, corn, self-defence, reflex, police officer, Dilbert

Dilbert is in prison for killing with an ear of corn.
Personal, arrest, prison, murder, corn, tattoo, convict, Dilbert, prisoner

Dogbert the consultant clarifies the company's policy on discrimination and describes who can still be discriminated against.
Consultant, policy, discrimination, religion, cult, handicap, nerd, smoking, Dogbert, Boss, co-worker