Dilbert tells about his Boss's secretary and her request for the head of Willy the mailboy.
Office Politics, calendar, head, Willy the Mailboy, bowling, bag, ears, Dilbert, Dogbert
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Ratbert says he hates the stigma of being a rat.
Family, stigma, rat, kangaroo, pouch, hate, Ratbert, Dogbert
The Boss is replacing his department with machines.
Management, replace, machine, bird, bob head, water, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert learns how to toss and serve at tennis.
Sports, tennis, serve, racket, toss, ball, smash, tennis instructor, Dilbert
Dilbert takes a date to a restaurant he can't afford.
Dating, menu, restaurant, chicken, expensive, oven mitt, cheapskate, Dilbert, Dilbert's date, waiter
Dilbert ties his tie, but is not happy when it lies straight.
Start of saga: Why does Dilbert's tie curl?
Personal, tie lays flat, Dilbert
Dilbert and Dogbert speculate why the tie curls up -- just aversion to him?
Personal, tie, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert asks Ratbert to help solve the mystery of Dilbert's tie.
Family, tie, rat, brain, Dogbert, Ratbert
Dogbert asks Ratbert to eat Dilbert's tie to solve why the tie always curls up.
Fashion, tie, curl, eat, starch, mystery, placebo, Dogbert, Ratbert
Dogbert asks Garbageman why Dilbert's tie curls up -- it might be a snake.
Family, tie, Dogbert, Garbageman
Dogbert resigns himself to the fact he'll never figure out why Dilbert's tie curls up.
Fashion, tie, curl, mystery, wonder, stimulation, Dogbert, Garbageman
Dilbert is controlled by the television until Dogbert rescues him.
Family, television, paralyse, remote control, channel, rescue, free, pillow, Dilbert, Dogbert
Ratbert decides to visit Dogbert.
Family, visit, miss, test, friend, trip, travel, lab, maze, Ratbert
Dogbert says hello to Ratbert but doesn't want to hug him.
Family, visit, body language, hug, lab, Madonna, perfume, compulsion, Ratbert, Dogbert
Ratbert has been testing Madonna's "Compulsion" perfume at the lab.
Family, Madonna, test, compulsion, perfume, side effect, marry, Bunsen burner, lamp, fetish, Dogbert, Ratbert
Ratbert checks everything in the fridge to see if it's dangerous.
Science, test, refrigerator, food, danger, ketchup, Dogbert, Ratbert
Dogbert fetches some sodas and Ratbert chews on some wires.
Family, soda, gnaw, high voltage, wire, thirst, behaviour, Dogbert, Ratbert
Ratbert returns to the lab.
Family, goodbye, lab, gift, fanfare, friend, Ratbert, Dogbert
Dilbert introduces the new guy around the office, including Bud a crotchety employee.
Office Politics, introduction, ivy league, trainee, Boss, Dilbert, new employee, Bud
Dogbert gets a pet turtle.
Start of saga: Dogbert's pet turtle.
Family, pet, trick, roll over, die, Dilbert, Dogbert, turtle
Dogbert's pet turtle fills out an application form.
Family, pet, application, policy, shell, Dogbert, turtle
Dilbert meets Dogbert's pet turtle.
Family, pet, meet, ugly, snappy comeback, Dogbert, Dilbert, turtle
Dogbert's pet turtle dies.
Pun, pet, death, name, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert plays solitaire.
Family, cards, solitaire, random, winner, satisfy, Dogbert
Dilbert can sew, much to Dogbert's surprise.
Fashion, sew, learn, sofa, stuck, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert welcomes students to his school of hard knocks.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's School of Hard Knocks, graduate, wisdom, teach, ruler, Dogbert
Dogbert wants Dilbert's help to look for valuable stamps.
Pun, stamp, collect, philately, valuable, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert says he found a valuable stamp.
Dogbert-Schemes, stamp, collect, rare, upside-down, worth a shot, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert's car needs washing.
Family, car, wash, dirt, gas mileage, bird nest, weed, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert tries the new Sony Sniffman, with smells of the stars.
Technology, Sony, Sniffman, smell, star, Donny Osmond, gym bag, classic, gizmo, clerk, Dilbert
Dilbert gets an optical disk player for his computer.
Technology, optical disk, player, computer, William Shakespeare, Greece, history, Dilbert, Dogbert