Dilbert was so poor he could only afford two-bean salad.
Pun, poor, two-bean salad, hundred-island dressing, Dilbert, Dogbert
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Dogbert comments on Dilbert's book so far.
Family, book, Moby Dick, metaphor, imagery, smell, whale, Dilbert, Dogbert
There hasn't been a murder for a long time and Dilbert and Dogbert have differing opinions about when the next one will happen.
Philosophy, murder, optimist, pessimism, Dilbert, Dogbert
Great granddad Dilbert invents sliced bread, the greatest invention since ...
Science, bread, slice, invention, greatest thing, moustache, great granddad Dilbert, great granddad Dogbert
Dogbert was hit by a Volkswagen.
Pun, accident, car, Volkswagen, fahrvergnugen, traffic, hurt, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert has an idea and his boss tries to hide it.
Management, idea, secret, power-hungry, brick, Dilbert, Boss, Dogbert
Dilbert is nervous before his blind date. His date turns out to be a dog.
Start of saga: Dilbert dates a dog.
Dating, date, blind date, dog, fetching, nervous, compliment, flowers, Dilbert, Judy
Judy says she's a woman trapped in a dog's body.
Dating, blind date, restaurant, species, operation, electrolysis, Dilbert, Judy
Dilbert says he wouldn't have gone out with Judy if he had known she was a dog.
Dating, blind date, dog's body, let's be friends, pet, Dilbert, Judy
Dilbert's date with a dog is over, and it's time for a good night kiss.
Dating, blind date, kiss, fetch, graceful, stick, Judy, Dilbert
Dilbert watches a news broadcast, which advises of body parts strewn for miles.
Personal, news, television, crash, body parts, sandwich, Dilbert, news reader
A man says he worked as a sheep rancher before he worked at the office.
Office Politics, sheep, rancher, count sheep, asleep, co-worker, Dilbert
The most feared creature on the face of the earth is .. the ugly single male.
Science, creature, fear, rabies, ugly, sacrifice, maiden, eye contact, draw straws, Donald Trump, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert wrote the entire Encyclopedia Britannica on a single hair.
Start of saga: Dogbert's Museum of the Strange and Amazing.
Dogbert-Schemes, Encyclopedia Britannica, micro, hair, museum, prove, Bible, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert opens a "Museum of the Strange and Amazing."
Dogbert-Schemes, museum of the strange and amazing, Dan Quayle, brain, Marilyn Quayle, cauliflower, Dogbert, tourist
Dogbert stops at the next exhibit: a shirt made of Tasmanian Woogat Silk.
Dogbert-Schemes, museum of the strange and amazing, shirt, Tasmanian Woogat Silk, polyester, gift shop, Dogbert, tourist
Dogbert shows the remains of D.B. Cooper.
Dogbert-Schemes, museum of the strange and amazing, DB Cooper, hijack, parachute, rob, remains, crash, museum, Dogbert
Dogbert shows his pride exhibit: an engineer.
Dogbert-Schemes, museum of the strange and amazing, exhibit, engineer, trance, whiffle ball, Dogbert, tourist
Dogbert shows off his latest exhibit: a piece of the Berlin Wall.
Dogbert-Schemes, museum of the strange and amazing, Berlin Wall, hillbilly, sidewalk, trade, apology, Dogbert, Flossie, tourist
Why do politicians lie? Dogbert explains.
Politics, politician, lie, election, vote, truth, knowledge, danger, Bob, Dogbert
Dilbert joined the "Scientist Anti-Defamation League."
Start of saga: The Scientist Anti-Defamation League.
Science, Scientist Anti-Defamation League, stereotype, media, concentration, tie, Dilbert, Dogbert
The meeting of the Scientist Anti-Defamation league is about social lives.
Science, Scientist Anti-Defamation League, meeting, stereotype, social life, Saturday, scientist
The meeting of the Scientist Anti-Defamation League starts with a film about stereotypes.
Science, Scientist Anti-Defamation League, film, meeting, projector, volunteer, scientist
All of the Scientist Anti-Defamation League members are male. How do they fix that?
Science, Scientist Anti-Defamation League, stereotype, aerobic instructor, male, scientist
The Scientist Anti-Defamation League has a fund raiser.
Science, Scientist Anti-Defamation League, bake sale, fund raiser, volcano, fiasco, scientist, Dilbert
The Boss recognises Wilson for working hard and helping the project.
Management, employee recognition program, project, mistaken identity, Boss, employee
Dogbert explains the difference between good and evil to Rex.
Philosophy, good, evil, heart, gut, brain, Rex, Dogbert
Dilbert goes to a medical centre and selects the full service.
Start of saga: Dilbert visits a low cost medical centre.
Health, medical centre, self service, full service, glasses, shirt, stethoscope, Dilbert, nurse, doctor
A doctor explains how the Jiffy Med Centre keeps its costs down.
Health, medical centre, cost, training, stethoscope, doctor
A doctor listens to Dilbert's chest and asks him to sing.
Health, medical centre, cough, Liza Minnelli, Sony Walkman, cabaret, stethoscope, doctor, Dilbert
The doctor gives Dilbert some unconventional treatment for his arm.
Health, medical centre, treatment, Demon of Gaath, unconventional, stethoscope, doctor, Dilbert