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Dilbert discovers his house has been cleaned -- of furniture.
Family, steal, rob, furniture, van, quit, job description, watchdog, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert wants to catch and punish the cleaner who robbed his house.
Family, vigilante, steal, rob, furniture, justice, revenge, suffer, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert finds the man who robbed his house.
Management, vigilante, rob, steal, replace, Vidal Sassoon, fight, Mohawk, eye patch, Dilbert, Boss

Dilbert shops at Nerdstrom, a full service store, for a pen.
Retail, Nerdstrom, colour, masseuse, pen, Bic, indentured servant, Dilbert, clerk

The Boss isn't sure whether to get rid of the impostor who stole Dilbert's job.
Management, vigilante, impostor, steal, report, look, Mohawk, eye patch, Dilbert, Boss, Mr. Tidy

Dilbert was fired because the crook stole his job.
Note: The fine print says "Don't you hate it when they say CONTINUED."
Family, fired, crook, impostor, friend, Dilbert

Dogbert goes to see the crook who stole Dilbert's furniture and job.
Family, watchdog, rob, steal, honesty, flush, toilet, Mohawk, eye patch, Mr. Tidy, Dogbert, Bob, Dawn

Dilbert is asked to explain how the system works to some marketing people.
Technology, marketing, electron, virtual, array, creative, Dilbert

Dilbert can't withdraw money from the bank until he defeats the teller in combat.
Business, Bank of Ethel, withdraw, hand to hand combat, automated teller machine, bandage, Ethel, Dilbert

Dilbert and Dogbert plan their vacation, somewhere where leaves turn orange.
Family, vacation, nature, leaf, Los Angeles, scream, traffic, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert's date tells him it's just a pity date.
Dating, first date, grace, beauty, pity date, pantyhose, dress, restaurant, Dilbert, Dilbert's date, Dogbert

Dogbert plans his busy day.
Family, plan, sit, eat, pace, Dogbert

Dilbert's ego comes again to feed itself.
Start of saga: Dilbert's ego escapes again.
Personal, disown, feed, toupee, Dogbert, Dilbert's ego

Dilbert's ego wants a toupee.
Personal, toupee, bald, hair, broccoli, Dogbert, Dilbert's ego

Dilbert's ego buys a toupee.
Retail, toupee, Roy Orbison, image, sunglasses, personality, Dilbert's ego, clerk

Dilbert's ego, now with a toupee and sunglasses, goes dating.
Personal, toupee, Roy Orbison, dating scene, Porsche, Dogbert, Dilbert's ego

Dilbert's ego has grown since getting a toupee.
Personal, toupee, party, police, telephone number, 911, roommate, Dogbert, Dilbert's ego

Dogbert complains about the canister vacuum cleaner.
Science, canister, vacuum cleaner, hose, wheel, carpet, outlet, cord, grandfather, polka-dot underwear, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert's ego wants to leave.
Personal, toupee, sunglasses, Dilbert, Dilbert's ego, Dilbert's insecurities

Dilbert's ego and insecurities fight.
Personal, toupee, pudding, fright, fable, fight, Dilbert's ego, Dilbert's insecurities

Dogbert admires the stars in the sky.
Science, star, night, dead, light, misconception, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert asks a butcher about cured ham.
Pun, butcher, ham, cured, sick, mirth, Dogbert, butcher

Dilbert sees an exploding cigar at a joke shop.
Retail, gag shop, joke shop, exploding cigar, Dilbert, clerk

Dilbert shows an exploding cigar to Dogbert.
Family, exploding cigar, funny, hooked, addiction, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert goes out to scare strangers.
Dogbert-Schemes, scare, fright, rabies, pit bull, global warming, acid rain, national debt, ozone, Dilbert, Dogbert

Bob and Dawn want to have an egg.
Start of saga: Bob and Dawn start a family.
Family, National Geographic, egg, blessing, instruction, sex, Bob, Dawn, Dilbert

Bob and Dawn ask Dogbert how to have an egg.
Family, egg, Jello, yodel, sex, Bob, Dilbert

Bob asks the library reference desk how to have an egg.
Family, egg, library, reference desk, instruction, telephone, gross, sex, Bob

Dawn tells Bob she's pregnant.
Family, egg, craving, pregnant, credit, sex, Dawn, Bob

Bob and Dawn tell Dogbert they're going to have an egg.
Pun, egg, pregnant, white, brag, Bob, Dogbert