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1990-09-01
Dilbert invents fins for humans to be more aerodynamic.
Science, fin, aerodynamic, invention, Charles Darwin, Dilbert, Dogbert

1990-09-02
Dilbert feels the Boss doesn't respect him, and tells him so.
Management, body language, respect, sneeze, shirt, rip, intangible, Dilbert, Boss

1990-09-03
Dogbert has a brochure for his new health spa.
Dogbert-Schemes, brochure, mineral water, smart, health, spa, Dogbert, Dilbert

1990-09-04
Bob is the new masseur at Dogbert's spa.
Dogbert-Schemes, spa, massage, hurt, mineral water, client, new age, Dogbert, Bob

1990-09-05
Dogbert greets customers at his new spa.
Dogbert-Schemes, spa, mineral water, Atlantis, crystal, doughnut, cash register, Dogbert, spa clients

1990-09-06
The schedule is announced at Dogbert's spa.
Dogbert-Schemes, spa, mineral water, new age, chowder, Jackie Mason, therapy, Dogbert, Dilbert

1990-09-07
Dogbert introduced the relaxation phase in the spa.
Dogbert-Schemes, spa, mineral water, therapy, pharaoh, pyramid, bandage, bullhorn, Dogbert

1990-09-08
An unsatisfied client speaks her mind about Dogbert's spa.
Dogbert-Schemes, spa, mineral water, rip-off, free sample, evil, water hose, client, Dogbert, Dilbert

1990-09-09
Dilbert's foot, arm and tongue fall asleep.
Personal, sleep, blood, foot, arm, hop, tongue, nose, sneeze, Dilbert

1990-09-10
Dilbert gets chosen for a space shuttle mission.
Science, space shuttle, mission, leader, field, NASA, nerd, weightless, study, Dilbert, Dogbert, NASA engineer

1990-09-11
Dilbert gets a space shuttle mission briefing.
Science, space shuttle, mission, astronaut, monkey, Nintendo, video, NASA engineer, Dilbert

1990-09-12
An unemployed man explains why Americans are losing to foreign business.
Professional, market share, ethics, foreign business, park bench, Dogbert, unemployed man

1990-09-13
A repairman looks at Dilbert's television.
Retail, television, repair, part, engineer's pill, knock out, Dilbert, television repairman

1990-09-14
Dogbert gives an opposing view on animal rights.
Dogbert-Schemes, editorial, television, ruler, disclaimer, microphone, Dilbert, Dogbert, news reader

1990-09-15
Dilbert compares a woman to a bottle of wine.
Philosophy, woman, wine, distinct, life, cork, sniffer, Dilbert, Dogbert

1990-09-16
An old lady in a supermarket express lane takes a lot of time.
Retail, supermarket, grocery, express, coupon, cheque, check, purse, handbag, coyote, lady, clerk

1990-09-17
Mother nature takes revenge on people contributing to the ozone problem.
Science, ozone, air freshener, lightning, Mother Nature, Dilbert

1990-09-18
Dilbert's computer model on holes in the ozone is destroyed.
Science, ozone, lightning, computer model, Dilbert, Dogbert

1990-09-19
Mother Nature wants everybody off the planet.
Start of saga: Mother nature evicts everyone from the planet.
Science, evict, plastic, planet, pollution, ecology, Mother Nature, Dilbert

1990-09-20
Dilbert doesn't want to leave the planet, and tells Mother Nature.
Science, evict, planet, pollute, ecology, dolphin, acid rain, recycle, Dilbert, Mother Nature

1990-09-21
Mother Nature says people can stay on the planet, but makes an example of Dilbert.
Science, evict, litter, pollute, planet, Gary Larson, deer, hood, prize, The Far Side, Mother Nature, Dilbert

1990-09-22
Dilbert gets shot by deer with a bow and arrow.
Start of saga: Dilbert is killed by deer.
Science, headlight, trophy, computer, tree, programmer's daze, arrow, opposable thumbs, deer

1990-09-23
Dilbert introduces procedures to the household.
Family, bureaucracy, form, food, drink, procedure, deny, file cabinet, Dilbert, Dogbert

1990-09-24
A police officer tells Dogbert Dilbert has been killed by deer.
Family, death, news, deer, hunt, fingerprint, Dogbert, police officer

1990-09-25
Dogbert deals with the stages of grief at Dilbert's death.
Family, grief, denial, anger, economics, funeral, pillow, Dogbert

1990-09-26
Dogbert talks to a psychologist about Dilbert's death.
Family, death, grief, inheritance, sorrow, couch, Dogbert, psychologist

1990-09-27
Dogbert inherited a strange invention from Dilbert.
Pun, will, stiff, invention, inheritance, gizmo, Dogbert, Bob

1990-09-28
Bob and Dogbert examine the gadget Dilbert left them.
Family, will, custodian, soap dispenser, guess, inheritance, gizmo, Bob, Dogbert

1990-09-29
Dogbert still doesn't know what Dilbert left him in his will.
Family, invention, death, inheritance, evolution, gizmo, Dogbert, Bob

1990-09-30
Dogbert consults a doctor about his happy tongue.
Pun, happy tongue, worry, tongue depressor, Dogbert, doctor