Ratbert is introduced to Bob and Dawn.
Family, mouse, mistake, scare, playing cards, Dogbert, Ratbert, Bob, Dawn
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The professor comes looking for Ratbert, his escaped lab rat.
Family, laboratory, trail, budget, CPR, escape, Dilbert, professor
The professor asks Ratbert to come back to the lab.
Family, laboratory, XP-39C^2, job, will power, professor, Ratbert
Ratbert says goodbye to Dogbert.
Family, laboratory, love, stupid, feed, Ratbert, Dogbert
Dilbert enjoys being the first to read the Sunday newspaper.
Family, Sunday paper, page, read, punchline, jump, section, Dilbert, Dogbert
A news report says love made a lab rat stupid.
Science, laboratory, love, stupid, Time magazine, media, television, news, news reader
Dilbert starts exercising at a health club.
Health, exercise, expert, Amabor Health Club, workout bench, Dilbert
Doctor Fishlips wants Dilbert to come in for some X-rays.
Health, X-ray, telephone, appendectomy, prisoner, Tiny Tom, escape, stethoscope, police officer, Doctor Fishlips, Dilbert
The doctor explains a small person may have hidden inside Dilbert during his operation.
Health, appendectomy, prison, patient, Tiny Tom, torso, Alien, movie, stethoscope, Doctor Fishlips, police officer, Dilbert
In an X-Ray of Dilbert, the doctor locates Tiny Tom.
Health, Tiny Tom, X-ray, pancreas, suspension of disbelief, nurse, tramp, stethoscope, police officer, Doctor Fishlips, Dilbert
Dilbert relates his story of how people had hidden inside his torso during an operation.
Health, surgery, convict, torso, medical story, boring, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert and Dogbert make jokes at each others expense.
Family, joke, engineer, lightbulb, equator, fungus, steamroller, personal, Dogbert, Dilbert
The Boss asks Dilbert to go to the Accounting Department and find out the meaning of a report.
Start of saga: Dilbert visits the Accounting Department.
Accounting, report, fear, crystal ball, witch, troll, Boss, Dilbert, accountant, Bradley
Dilbert nervously enters the Accounting Department.
Accounting, entrance, visit, question, chain, tied up, spear, witch, troll, Dilbert, accountant, Bradley
The Accounting person asks Dilbert why he came to the Accounting Department.
Accounting, inquisition, sex, androgynous, witch, troll, chain, spear, Dilbert, accountant, Bradley
Dilbert gets treated more leniently than others for questioning a budget report.
Accounting, budget report, explanation, chain, torture, analysis, witch, troll, accountant, Dilbert, Bradley
Dilbert gets conscripted to work in Accounting.
Accounting, engineer, change, air, training, attitude, witch, troll, accountant, Dilbert, Bradley
Bradley shows Dilbert how numbers create reality instead of reflect reality.
Accounting, numbers change reality, reflect, create, budget, troll, Dilbert, Bradley
Dilbert computes an asteroid will collide with Earth in two minutes.
Science, asteroid, astronomy, telescope, collision, repent, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert slowly turns into a troll as he works in the Accounting Department. He destroys the Accounting Department by erasing its budget.
Accounting, troll, budget, melt, Dilbert, Bradley, accountant
Dogbert joins the anti-fur movement.
Society, anti-fur, hypocritical, fur, protest, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert confronts a woman about her fur coat.
Society, protest, fur, conscience, mink, coat, mitten, Dogbert, lady
Dogbert protests in front of a store that has a fur sale.
Society, fur, protest, store, spelling, murder, Dogbert, store owner
Dilbert and Wally exchange bad jokes.
Pun, work hard, hardly working, snort, curse, Wally, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert says people who don't own cars should be able to use car phones.
Science, idea, telephone, car, prestige, coin, Dilbert
Should you salt your food before tasting?
Family, food, salt, portion, Dilbert, Dogbert
Some mysterious force draws Dilbert into a hardware store.
Start of saga: Dilbert and his love of tools.
Retail, hardware store, force, clothes, shop, naked, engineer, tool, polka-dot underwear, Dilbert, clerk
Dilbert wonders what it was like before tools were invented.
Retail, hardware store, shop, binge, tool, Phillips screw, fern, Bob, Dilbert
Dilbert tells the psychologist about his love of tools.
Retail, hardware store, tool, irrational, stupid guy-thing, Dilbert, psychologist
Dilbert continues on the psychologist's couch.
Personal, hardware store, tool, feeling, selfish, Dilbert, psychologist
The psychologist complains about her job and how she hates hearing about problems.
Personal, date, biological clock, problem, ethics, ugly, Dilbert, psychologist