Dilbert says he's a one-woman guy.
Dating, one-woman guy, play the field, space shuttle, insult, Dilbert, Dogbert
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The Boss has an important project for Dilbert.
Project, performance, stupid, excel, visibility, salute, janitor, Boss, Dilbert
People collect stamps because they're valuable, Dilbert explains.
Family, stamp, collect, valuable, chicken and egg, adrenaline rush, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert plans to form a personality cult around him.
Start of saga: Dogbert forms a cult.
Dogbert-Schemes, personality, cult, honour, bathrobe, brand, money, picture, naked, Dogbert, Dilbert
A man wants to join Dilbert's cult.
Dogbert-Schemes, cult, resume, fleece, spiritual, leader, independent thought, chant, recruitment, Dilbert, cult applicant
Bob and Dawn become enforcers in Dogbert's cult.
Dogbert-Schemes, cult, enforcer, hideous, recruitment, Bob, Dogbert, Dawn
Dogbert explains to Bob and Dawn what they must do in security in Dogbert's cult.
Dogbert-Schemes, cult, security, motive, accident, Dogbert, Dawn
Bob and Dawn have questions about Dogbert's cult.
Dogbert-Schemes, cult, security, question, truck, advice, Bob, Dawn, Dilbert
Bob and Dawn wonder why they joined Dogbert's cult.
Dogbert-Schemes, cult, security, evil, hypnosis, brainwash, Bob, Dawn, Dilbert
Dilbert suggests employees switch jobs with their bosses.
Management, suggestion, smart, switch jobs, productivity, Boss, Dilbert, janitor
Dilbert plans to get Bob and Dawn deprogrammed from the cult.
Family, deprogram, cult, brain, ridiculous, reality, Dilbert, Bob, Dawn
Bob and Dawn resign from Dogbert's cult.
Dogbert-Schemes, cult, resign, expel, crown, Bob, Dawn, Dogbert
Dilbert complains about Dogbert's cult.
Dogbert-Schemes, cult, carried away, connotation, moron, crown, Dilbert, Dogbert
Geraldo Rivera interviews Dogbert about Dogbert's cult on live television.
Dogbert-Schemes, cult, interview, television, live, microphone, embarrassment, Geraldo Rivera, Dogbert
Dogbert dissolves his cult.
Dogbert-Schemes, cult, dissolve, dance, celebrate, Dogbert, Bob, Dawn
Dilbert writes the perfect computer program and loses it.
Technology, program, spike, end zone, sports, metaphor, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert builds a computer program to analyse female responses to situations.
Dating, female response, analysis, predict, computer model, cry, movie, truth, Dilbert, Dogbert
A dog catcher gets Dogbert.
Start of saga: Dogbert in the dog pound.
Society, dog pound, penitentiary, owner, haircut, pistol, net, jail, Dogbert, Dog Catcher, Killer the pit bull
Dogbert plans his escape from the dog pound.
Society, dog pound, demolition, telephone, escape, Dogbert
Dogbert gets ready to escape from the dog pound.
Society, dog pound, escape, wrecking company, near-death experience, Dogbert, Killer the pit bull
Dogbert floats above his dead body.
Family, near-death experience, death, light, God, let down, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert dreams of death and sees a light.
Family, death, dream, light, God, battery, humour, revelation, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert wakes from his dream of death.
Family, death, light, God, ark, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert's date wants to hold hands but Dilbert doesn't think Dogbert would allow that.
Dating, hold hands, prude, permission, fire hose, hairball, garden hose, Dilbert, Dilbert's date
Dilbert invents the "sonic obliterator," which can pulverise a buffalo.
Science, invention, sonic obliterator, buffalo, disintegrate, gizmo, workbench, tool, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert borrows the sonic obliterator.
Dogbert-Schemes, sonic obliterator, post office, mail, truck, trigger, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert ponders whether to use Dilbert's invention to destroy some trucks.
Dogbert-Schemes, sonic obliterator, mail, truck, sneeze, moral, gizmo, Dogbert
A news report tells how someone with a "sonic obliterator" destroyed buildings and vehicles.
Dogbert-Schemes, sonic obliterator, mail, truck, police, national guard, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert, news reader
Dilbert is upset Dogbert used the obliterator to destroy.
Dogbert-Schemes, sonic obliterator, police, FBI, trust, borrow, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert
A police officer trails Dogbert to Dilbert's home.
Dogbert-Schemes, police, sketch, Mister Potato Head, Ziggy, artist, Dilbert, police officer