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Dilbert says he's a one-woman guy.
Dating, one-woman guy, play the field, space shuttle, insult, Dilbert, Dogbert

The Boss has an important project for Dilbert.
Project, performance, stupid, excel, visibility, salute, janitor, Boss, Dilbert

People collect stamps because they're valuable, Dilbert explains.
Family, stamp, collect, valuable, chicken and egg, adrenaline rush, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert plans to form a personality cult around him.
Start of saga: Dogbert forms a cult.
Dogbert-Schemes, personality, cult, honour, bathrobe, brand, money, picture, naked, Dogbert, Dilbert

A man wants to join Dilbert's cult.
Dogbert-Schemes, cult, resume, fleece, spiritual, leader, independent thought, chant, recruitment, Dilbert, cult applicant

Bob and Dawn become enforcers in Dogbert's cult.
Dogbert-Schemes, cult, enforcer, hideous, recruitment, Bob, Dogbert, Dawn

Dogbert explains to Bob and Dawn what they must do in security in Dogbert's cult.
Dogbert-Schemes, cult, security, motive, accident, Dogbert, Dawn

Bob and Dawn have questions about Dogbert's cult.
Dogbert-Schemes, cult, security, question, truck, advice, Bob, Dawn, Dilbert

Bob and Dawn wonder why they joined Dogbert's cult.
Dogbert-Schemes, cult, security, evil, hypnosis, brainwash, Bob, Dawn, Dilbert

Dilbert suggests employees switch jobs with their bosses.
Management, suggestion, smart, switch jobs, productivity, Boss, Dilbert, janitor

Dilbert plans to get Bob and Dawn deprogrammed from the cult.
Family, deprogram, cult, brain, ridiculous, reality, Dilbert, Bob, Dawn

Bob and Dawn resign from Dogbert's cult.
Dogbert-Schemes, cult, resign, expel, crown, Bob, Dawn, Dogbert

Dilbert complains about Dogbert's cult.
Dogbert-Schemes, cult, carried away, connotation, moron, crown, Dilbert, Dogbert

Geraldo Rivera interviews Dogbert about Dogbert's cult on live television.
Dogbert-Schemes, cult, interview, television, live, microphone, embarrassment, Geraldo Rivera, Dogbert

Dogbert dissolves his cult.
Dogbert-Schemes, cult, dissolve, dance, celebrate, Dogbert, Bob, Dawn

Dilbert writes the perfect computer program and loses it.
Technology, program, spike, end zone, sports, metaphor, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert builds a computer program to analyse female responses to situations.
Dating, female response, analysis, predict, computer model, cry, movie, truth, Dilbert, Dogbert

A dog catcher gets Dogbert.
Start of saga: Dogbert in the dog pound.
Society, dog pound, penitentiary, owner, haircut, pistol, net, jail, Dogbert, Dog Catcher, Killer the pit bull

Dogbert plans his escape from the dog pound.
Society, dog pound, demolition, telephone, escape, Dogbert

Dogbert gets ready to escape from the dog pound.
Society, dog pound, escape, wrecking company, near-death experience, Dogbert, Killer the pit bull

Dogbert floats above his dead body.
Family, near-death experience, death, light, God, let down, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert dreams of death and sees a light.
Family, death, dream, light, God, battery, humour, revelation, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert wakes from his dream of death.
Family, death, light, God, ark, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert's date wants to hold hands but Dilbert doesn't think Dogbert would allow that.
Dating, hold hands, prude, permission, fire hose, hairball, garden hose, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Dilbert invents the "sonic obliterator," which can pulverise a buffalo.
Science, invention, sonic obliterator, buffalo, disintegrate, gizmo, workbench, tool, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert borrows the sonic obliterator.
Dogbert-Schemes, sonic obliterator, post office, mail, truck, trigger, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert ponders whether to use Dilbert's invention to destroy some trucks.
Dogbert-Schemes, sonic obliterator, mail, truck, sneeze, moral, gizmo, Dogbert

A news report tells how someone with a "sonic obliterator" destroyed buildings and vehicles.
Dogbert-Schemes, sonic obliterator, mail, truck, police, national guard, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert, news reader

Dilbert is upset Dogbert used the obliterator to destroy.
Dogbert-Schemes, sonic obliterator, police, FBI, trust, borrow, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert

A police officer trails Dogbert to Dilbert's home.
Dogbert-Schemes, police, sketch, Mister Potato Head, Ziggy, artist, Dilbert, police officer