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Dilbert learns the microchips in his computer drink coffee.
Technology, microchip, coffee, fast, irritable, kill, giant coffee cup, Dilbert, Michael Chip

Dilbert gets a guided tour of the inside of his computer.
Technology, tour, guide, hypnosis, reproduce, Dilbert, Michael Chip

The microchip in Dilbert's computer says subliminal suggestions have been going to Dilbert for years.
Technology, tour, trick, subliminal, suggestion, pocket, Dilbert, Michael Chip

The microchip in Dilbert's computer hypnotises Dilbert to suggest computer upgrades.
Technology, hypnosis, post-hypnotic suggestion, microchip, upgrade, gizmo, Dilbert, Michael Chip

Everyone in the office is scared of the new guy from New York.
Office Politics, scare, fright, hunt, kill, water cooler, New York, Dilbert, co-worker

A driver asks Dogbert how to get to the hospital.
Society, hospital, direction, car, accident, jerk, Dogbert, man in car

An envelope greets Dilbert.
Pun, greeting, weather, mail, fish, Dilbert, letter

Dilbert tries gentle kidding to impress a woman.
Dating, kidding, cool, joke, insult, attack, trashcan, Dilbert

Even though Dilbert does not exercise, he is in perfect health, a doctor says.
Health, cigarette, advice, exercise, annoy, prescribe, stethoscope, polka-dot underwear, doctor, Dilbert

Students can't locate this country on a map, and one teacher tried to fix that.
Science, teenager, map, survey, country, X, you are here, teacher, Dilbert

Dogbert's been bored lately and turns to knitting.
Family, bored, sweater, knot, dental floss, pattern, Dilbert, Dogbert

In a parallel universe, Dilbert asks for a table in the "no slapping yourself with a sea bass" section.
Society, restaurant, sea bass, slap, bad habit, parallel universe, Dilbert, Dogbert, maitre'd

Bob rips the underpants of guys he hates.
Society, underpants, house, beemer, movie, murder, surprise, computer, revenge, pipe, turtleneck sweater, Dilbert, Bob, car salesman

Dogbert becomes an ambush reporter.
Start of saga: Dogbert the ambush reporter.
Dogbert-Schemes, reporter, Mike Wallace, ambush, affair, random, microphone, Dogbert, man

Dogbert, the reporter, ambushes a woman about her career.
Dogbert-Schemes, reporter, victim, ambush, fantasy, yarn, career, microphone, Dogbert, woman

Dogbert the ambush reporter asks a football player about steroids.
Dogbert-Schemes, reporter, ambush, fun, football, steroid, AM radio, microphone, football helmet, Dogbert, football player

Dogbert the ambush reporter confronts a little girl about her emotional manipulation.
Dogbert-Schemes, reporter, ambush, pretend, cute, emotion, microphone, Dogbert, kid

Dogbert asks a pyromaniac about his habits.
Dogbert-Schemes, reporter, ambush, embarrassment, question, firecracker, Mike Wallace, microphone, singed, Dogbert, kid

Dogbert takes sky diving lessons.
Retail, sky diving, lesson, cheap, crash, crash helmet, Dilbert

Dilbert's doctor needs money so proposes some unnecessary surgery.
Health, alimony, surgery, redundant, organ, lung, kidney, intestine, humour, stethoscope, polka-dot underwear, Dilbert, doctor

Dilbert's date wants to know what kind of car Dilbert drives.
Start of saga: Dilbert dates a witch.
Dating, dinner, car, shallow, parking lot, chest, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Dilbert is nervous about his new date and doesn't want to spoil the occasion.
Dating, dinner, restaurant, spoil, break the ice, witch, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Dilbert's date explains she's a witch.
Dating, dinner, restaurant, witch, lawn ornament, tacky, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Dilbert's date explains why she took up witchcraft.
Dating, restaurant, witch, fly, frog, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Dilbert, turned into a frog, returns from his date to face Dogbert.
Pun, dating, witch, frog, mad, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert finds ways to break the spell on Dogbert.
Start of saga: Dilbert is turned into a frog.
Family, spell, witch, frog, kiss, princess, Princess Diana, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert attempts a takeover of the Meowco Cat Food company.
Business, corporate takeover, cat food, CEO, hairball, cruelty, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert calls Buckingham Palace to ask if Princess Diana could help remove a witch's spell.
Family, spell, witch, frog, kiss, Princess Diana, hideous, family reunion, Dogbert

Our heroes scheme about how to get a kiss from Princess Diana.
Family, spell, witch, frog, disguise, Princess Diana, margarita, crown, false nose, Dilbert, Dogbert

The story so far: Dilbert has been turned into a frog and needs a kiss from Princess Diana.
Family, spell, witch, frog, potato, story so far, Prince Charles, glasses, contact lens, crown, false nose, Dilbert

Dilbert is at Buckingham Palace to get a kiss from Princess Diana.
Family, spell, witch, frog, Buckingham Palace, lunch, fly, disguise, Dogbert, Dilbert, Princess Diana