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Dogbert learns how to meditate from a guru.
Philosophy, secrets of the universe, meditation, clear your mind, stupid, mountain, swami hat, Dogbert, guru

The tiny East European country of Elbonia has abandoned communism, Dilbert tells Dogbert.
Note: An Elbonian's first appearance.
Start of saga: Dilbert travels to Elbonia.
Society, Europe, communism, pig, tree, mud farm, Dilbert, Dogbert, Elbonian

The Boss sends Dilbert to Elbonia to open a subsidiary.
Travel, subsidiary, communism, economics, engineer, suitcase, Boss, Dilbert

Dilbert arrives in Elbonia and arranges for a flight to the capital.
Travel, communism, flight, airport, commute, slingshot, Dilbert, Elbonian

Dilbert arrives at the Elbonian capital to teach them capitalism.
Travel, slingshot, mud, capitalism, blue jeans, landing, fly, Dilbert, Elbonian pig

The Elbonians are suspicious of Dilbert's motives for being in their country.
Society, capitalism, secret process, mud, dirt, suspicion, Dilbert, Elbonian, Elbonian pig

Dilbert asks the Elbonians why their main product is mud.
Policy, economy, mud, plan, pig, Dilbert, Elbonian

Dilbert meets Helena, who was in his dreams last night.
Dating, dream, cheerleader, horse, single, bizarre, Dilbert, Helena

Dilbert tells the Elbonians about the incentive system of capitalism.
Training, capitalism, incentive, factory, rich, work long hours, television, Dilbert, Elbonian

Dilbert tells Dogbert about his successful trip to Elbonia.
Family, trip, subsidiary, capitalism, computer chip, industrial giant, management, Dilbert, Dogbert

Bob shouts from the rooftop to unload his feelings.
Society, deny feeling, shout from the rooftop, root, Tom Brokaw, Peter Jennings, Dawn, Bob

Dilbert wants to know why Bob climbs on the roof and shouts.
Family, shout from the rooftop, feeling, honesty, spine, Dilbert, Bob

Dinosaurs almost never tell lies.
Family, lie, survival, National Enquirer, educational program, Dilbert, Bob, Dawn

Dilbert finds a lucky penny.
Pun, luck, penny, puddle, sidewalk, splash, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert is short on wealth after paying his taxes.
Society, tax, satisfy, sacrifice, public service, shave, socks, IRS, polka-dot underwear, Dilbert, Dogbert, IRS agent

Dilbert finds a loose thread on his shirt.
Start of saga: Dilbert yanks a loose thread on his shirt.
Fashion, loose, thread, shirt, yank, head, torso, Dilbert

Dilbert needs help extracting his head from his torso.
Family, paw, loose, thread, shirt, torso, head, family portrait, family picture, insult, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert tries to free Dilbert's head after it got sucked into his torso.
Family, loose, thread, shirt, torso, head, flattery, mollusk, insult, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert doesn't like buying tissue boxes with feminine designs.
Retail, tissue, feminine, sexist, sandpaper, statement, manly, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert "guesses" Dilbert's explanation for why 400 women turned him down.
Personal, women, dating, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert doesn't want any mental activities.
Family, brain, lazy, mental, stimulation, insult, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert insults Dilbert but Dilbert is immune to it.
Family, abuse, male, female, spit, cake, zucchini, insult, bee, Dogbert, Dilbert

A man in a park bench tells how he told off his boss.
Society, sez, project, raise, wisdom, man, Dogbert

Dilbert brags he has investments.
Investment, stock broker, investor, chocolate, coin, profit, telephone, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert tells Bob how computers can save time.
Technology, computer, efficiency, spare time, Dilbert, Bob

Dogbert is surprised dinosaurs are so small.
Science, practical joke, Mesozoic Era, bone, fake vomit, tar pit, giant bone, gag gifts, Dogbert, Bob

A commercial for a nose toupee works on Dilbert.
Personal, television, advertisement, nose, hair, toupee, Rivco, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert tells how his Uncle Tim got lost while camping and froze to death.
Family, camping, freeze, compass, Dilbert, Dogbert, Uncle Tim

Dilbert's credit card gets cancelled when the bank thinks he has died.
Technology, credit card, computer, bank, indignation, manual, Dilbert, bank employee

Dilbert gets sucked into a computer program.
Start of saga: Dilbert inside his computer program.
Technology, sucked, computer, program, two bits, Dilbert, Michael Chip