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1990-03-01
Dilbert tells how his Uncle Will was awarded eleven purple hearts.
Pun, army, draft, purple heart, soldier, Dilbert, Dogbert, Uncle Will

1990-03-02
The bank asks Dilbert to make a deposit because they're having trouble meeting payroll.
Finance, bank, payroll, deposit, trust, telephone, Dilbert, bank employee

1990-03-03
Dilbert receives an urgent memo with an inspiring message.
Management, memo, urgent, proactive, quality, inspiration, heart, Dilbert

1990-03-04
Dilbert tries flattery on his date.
Dating, flattery, dish cloth, Jello, compliment, graceful, restaurant, tablecloth, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

1990-03-05
Dilbert shows Dogbert his trophy for perfect attendance.
Management, trophy, attendance, dust, wax, Dilbert, Dogbert

1990-03-06
The Garbageman explains to Dogbert what life is.
Society, life, cantaloupe, newspaper, coffee, garbage, romance, Dogbert, Garbageman

1990-03-07
Dogbert ponders gravity may only be an illusion.
Philosophy, gravity, illusion, think, smart, Wheel of Fortune, Dogbert, Dilbert

1990-03-08
Dilbert reads the body language of his date.
Dating, body language, cuddle, fireplace, firewood, chainsaw, interpret, hockey mask, restaurant, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

1990-03-09
Dilbert tells Dogbert how much he enjoys the quiet times they spend together.
Family, quiet, silence, noise, chatter, listen, ignore, Dilbert, Dogbert

1990-03-10
Dilbert and Dogbert meet Vernon, probably the most boring person they know.
Society, boring, escape, insult, Kojak, polite, brain, tapioca, Dilbert, Dogbert, Vernon

1990-03-11
Dogbert demands more money and benefits for living with Dilbert.
Family, wage, benefits, package, disloyalty, abuse, legal problem, recognition, employee of the month, toaster, Dilbert, Dogbert

1990-03-12
Dilbert thinks riding in an elevator is very awkward.
Office Politics, elevator, awkward, breathe, quiet, fidget, dead, act, Dilbert, woman

1990-03-13
Dilbert wonders at the fact dogs don't sweat.
Family, sweat, sneak, bedroom, brush teeth, toothbrush, Dilbert, Dogbert

1990-03-14
An old lady says it's nice men don't whistle at her anymore.
Society, whistle, ogle, women's movement, sensitive, planet, climate, out of touch, old lady, Dogbert

1990-03-15
The Grim Reaper comes for Dogbert.
Family, death, challenge, sports, contest, Frisbee, degrade, Grim Reaper, Dogbert

1990-03-16
The Grim Reaper won't take Dogbert if Dogbert can catch a Frisbee in his mouth.
Family, death, challenge, cheat, Frisbee, athlete, Scrabble, Grim Reaper, Dogbert

1990-03-17
Dogbert wants to see a new Hitchcock movie, a sequel.
Entertainment, Alfred Hitchcock, movie, sequel, fish, theatre, Dogbert, Dilbert

1990-03-18
Dogbert makes a movie, "Dogbert versus Godzilla," starring Dilbert, Bob and himself.
Entertainment, home movie, Dogbert versus Godzilla, Godzilla, Raymond Burr, key grip, Barbie, Ken, Skipper, cheeseburger, fire extinguisher, sequel, workbench, gizmo, tool, camcorder, video camera, megaphone, Dogbert, Dilbert, Bob, Dawn

1990-03-19
Dilbert has been bumped from his flight.
Travel, airline, flight, bumped, ticket, wing, duct tape section, airplane, Dilbert, clerk

1990-03-20
Dilbert gets ready for his date who turns out to be a little overweight.
Start of saga: Dilbert has a blind date with a large woman.
Dating, blind date, full-body, overweight, Sherpa, base camp, Dogbert, Dilbert

1990-03-21
Dogbert describes how large Dilbert's date is.
Dating, blind date, overweight, family portrait, Voyager II, Jabba, Dilbert, Dogbert

1990-03-22
Dilbert meets his blind date, an overweight woman.
Dating, blind date, overweight, dinner, all you can eat, ban, Dilbert, Janet

1990-03-23
Dilbert asks Janet, his overweight blind date, about other men she has dated.
Dating, blind date, overweight, Jabba, restaurant, delicious, Dilbert, Janet

1990-03-24
Janet's ex-boyfriends all disappeared without a trace, Dilbert learns.
Dating, boyfriend, disappear, eat, cheesecake, dessert, escape, restaurant, injury, Dilbert, Janet

1990-03-25
Dogbert dreams of living in a kinder world, in peace and harmony. Dilbert suspects trouble.
Family, kind, peace, harmony, retribution, bygone, stress, pet, Dogbert, Dilbert

1990-03-26
An artist asks Dilbert not to walk in front of him.
Society, paint, artist, interrupt, spoil, easel, beret, etiquette, Dilbert, artist

1990-03-27
Guard the house, Dilbert tells Dogbert.
Family, guard, duty, intruder, thief, bullet, toilet, Dilbert, Dogbert

1990-03-28
Dilbert spices up the engineering newsletter.
Engineer, newsletter, pathos, drama, data loss, tissue, Dilbert, Dogbert

1990-03-29
Dilbert tells Dogbert the different ways how he shows he likes girls.
Dating, girls, women, spitball, beg, like, satisfy, Dilbert

1990-03-30
A lottery winner bothers Dogbert by wasting money.
Retail, Burger Queen, special, lottery, winner, restaurant, Dogbert, lottery winner

1990-03-31
Dilbert's date says she values honesty in a man.
Dating, honesty, boring, smooch, relevant, restaurant, Dilbert, Dilbert's date