Dilbert tells how his Uncle Will was awarded eleven purple hearts.
Pun, army, draft, purple heart, soldier, Dilbert, Dogbert, Uncle Will
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The bank asks Dilbert to make a deposit because they're having trouble meeting payroll.
Finance, bank, payroll, deposit, trust, telephone, Dilbert, bank employee
Dilbert receives an urgent memo with an inspiring message.
Management, memo, urgent, proactive, quality, inspiration, heart, Dilbert
Dilbert tries flattery on his date.
Dating, flattery, dish cloth, Jello, compliment, graceful, restaurant, tablecloth, Dilbert, Dilbert's date
Dilbert shows Dogbert his trophy for perfect attendance.
Management, trophy, attendance, dust, wax, Dilbert, Dogbert
The Garbageman explains to Dogbert what life is.
Society, life, cantaloupe, newspaper, coffee, garbage, romance, Dogbert, Garbageman
Dogbert ponders gravity may only be an illusion.
Philosophy, gravity, illusion, think, smart, Wheel of Fortune, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert reads the body language of his date.
Dating, body language, cuddle, fireplace, firewood, chainsaw, interpret, hockey mask, restaurant, Dilbert, Dilbert's date
Dilbert tells Dogbert how much he enjoys the quiet times they spend together.
Family, quiet, silence, noise, chatter, listen, ignore, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert and Dogbert meet Vernon, probably the most boring person they know.
Society, boring, escape, insult, Kojak, polite, brain, tapioca, Dilbert, Dogbert, Vernon
Dogbert demands more money and benefits for living with Dilbert.
Family, wage, benefits, package, disloyalty, abuse, legal problem, recognition, employee of the month, toaster, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert thinks riding in an elevator is very awkward.
Office Politics, elevator, awkward, breathe, quiet, fidget, dead, act, Dilbert, woman
Dilbert wonders at the fact dogs don't sweat.
Family, sweat, sneak, bedroom, brush teeth, toothbrush, Dilbert, Dogbert
An old lady says it's nice men don't whistle at her anymore.
Society, whistle, ogle, women's movement, sensitive, planet, climate, out of touch, old lady, Dogbert
The Grim Reaper comes for Dogbert.
Family, death, challenge, sports, contest, Frisbee, degrade, Grim Reaper, Dogbert
The Grim Reaper won't take Dogbert if Dogbert can catch a Frisbee in his mouth.
Family, death, challenge, cheat, Frisbee, athlete, Scrabble, Grim Reaper, Dogbert
Dogbert wants to see a new Hitchcock movie, a sequel.
Entertainment, Alfred Hitchcock, movie, sequel, fish, theatre, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert makes a movie, "Dogbert versus Godzilla," starring Dilbert, Bob and himself.
Entertainment, home movie, Dogbert versus Godzilla, Godzilla, Raymond Burr, key grip, Barbie, Ken, Skipper, cheeseburger, fire extinguisher, sequel, workbench, gizmo, tool, camcorder, video camera, megaphone, Dogbert, Dilbert, Bob, Dawn
Dilbert has been bumped from his flight.
Travel, airline, flight, bumped, ticket, wing, duct tape section, airplane, Dilbert, clerk
Dilbert gets ready for his date who turns out to be a little overweight.
Start of saga: Dilbert has a blind date with a large woman.
Dating, blind date, full-body, overweight, Sherpa, base camp, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert describes how large Dilbert's date is.
Dating, blind date, overweight, family portrait, Voyager II, Jabba, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert meets his blind date, an overweight woman.
Dating, blind date, overweight, dinner, all you can eat, ban, Dilbert, Janet
Dilbert asks Janet, his overweight blind date, about other men she has dated.
Dating, blind date, overweight, Jabba, restaurant, delicious, Dilbert, Janet
Janet's ex-boyfriends all disappeared without a trace, Dilbert learns.
Dating, boyfriend, disappear, eat, cheesecake, dessert, escape, restaurant, injury, Dilbert, Janet
Dogbert dreams of living in a kinder world, in peace and harmony. Dilbert suspects trouble.
Family, kind, peace, harmony, retribution, bygone, stress, pet, Dogbert, Dilbert
An artist asks Dilbert not to walk in front of him.
Society, paint, artist, interrupt, spoil, easel, beret, etiquette, Dilbert, artist
Guard the house, Dilbert tells Dogbert.
Family, guard, duty, intruder, thief, bullet, toilet, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert spices up the engineering newsletter.
Engineer, newsletter, pathos, drama, data loss, tissue, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert tells Dogbert the different ways how he shows he likes girls.
Dating, girls, women, spitball, beg, like, satisfy, Dilbert
A lottery winner bothers Dogbert by wasting money.
Retail, Burger Queen, special, lottery, winner, restaurant, Dogbert, lottery winner
Dilbert's date says she values honesty in a man.
Dating, honesty, boring, smooch, relevant, restaurant, Dilbert, Dilbert's date